Diver - 9-18-2005 at 08:11 AM
World's Shortest Baja Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived in Baja happily ever after and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted and posted on Nomad whenever he wanted.
(Shoulda posted this anon - my wife may kill me) 
bajajudy - 9-18-2005 at 08:36 AM
Diver, dear
You are dead meat if the MRS sees that!
Diver - 9-18-2005 at 08:56 AM
This Fairy Tale was forwarded from an email I recieved from my mother.
I swear it !! It's all her fault !! Yes, it IS all her fault !!
BTW, my wife sent the same tale to her friends;
Once upon a time, a woman asked a man "Will you marry me ?" The man said, "No!" And the woman lived in Baja happily ever after and went hiking and
swimming and shopping and wore no make-up and posted on Nomad whenever she wanted.
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comitan - 9-18-2005 at 09:06 AM
My wife said yes and I still get to do all of those things, the best of all worlds.
rpleger - 9-18-2005 at 09:29 AM
Same story for me, But I hooked up with my soul mate in Muleg? and been together, (fishing, drinking, farting) for ten years. I love her and Baja.
Diver - 9-18-2005 at 10:06 AM
You guys mean to tell me that you have never heard any of the folowing directed at you from your sainted spouses ??
Are you just going to watch TV all day ?
I thought you were going to fix the _________ today ?
I don't know what you have against my mother, sister, brother,....
I wish you'd at least try to hit the laundry basket with you undies ?
Do you have to trim your beard over the sink ?
You left the seat up again last night, dear !
You can always do your own laundry !
You can always cook for yourself !
Please don't wear _______, we have company coming.
Are you on that computer again?
And can you honestly say that when sleeping in the same bed after a particularly digestion-causing meal, after having raised the sheets a few times
with high volumes and odors, she hasn't said "Oh my g-d, honey, can't you do that somewhere else ?"
If you have HONESTLY never heard any of the proceeding from your spouses then, um, ........ where do you live ? exactly ?? 
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bajaden - 9-18-2005 at 03:13 PM
I can honestly say that I have not heard my wife say any of those things. Of course I do all the cooking, I don't have a beard. I never leave the seat
up. I have nothing against her sisters. I do the laundry half the time. I like fixing things. Maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe I just like to make
things up.
Diver - 9-18-2005 at 03:21 PM
Bajaden,
If you EVER make such claims in front of my wife I'll, I'll, I'll ...... do .... something ! That could cause the end of my world as I know it !
bajaden - 9-18-2005 at 04:31 PM
Sorry Diver. I should know better. Lo Siento mi amigo. Did I mention all the baking I do? Opps.