capt. mike - 11-5-2003 at 11:51 AM
spotted recently in the "Sea of Cowtez"....
Dave - 11-5-2003 at 12:02 PM
Okay, since this must be the joke of the day thread:
Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an 8-step stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing
is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world"
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear..
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See? You're smiling already!
And:
WHAT SIZE WOULD YOU LIKE?
A man had a terrible accident. His manhood was mangled and torn from his
body. The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for
his manhood to be rebuilt, but insurance didn't cover the expense. It was
considered cosmetic. He had three choices - small for $3,500; medium for $6,500 and large for $14,000.
The man was sure he'd want a medium or large. The doctor suggested that
he discuss it with his wife privately before a final decision was made.
The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his wife
and told her their options.
The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad.
"Did you make a decision?" the doctor asked.
"Yes," said the man. "She'd rather remodel the kitchen!"
Sonora Wind - 11-5-2003 at 06:39 PM
I have a new kitchen too. LOL Nice
Ken Bondy - 11-6-2003 at 12:07 AM
Mike
The animal on the right is a dugong, often referred to as a "sea cow". It is rare in the Sea of Cowtez, particularly in the brown color phase. Must
be the abnormally warm water. They are occasionally seen in the company of dolphins, as in your photograph. The animal on the left is a dolphin.
Like dolphins, dugongs have developed an echolocation system based upon sonar. Their sounds, however, are of a much lower frequency and have been
likened to something that sounds like "mooo". They often run into things underwater. Unlike dolphins, dugongs are often eaten by humans and are said
to be quite tasty. Thanks for sharing this very unusual and scientifically significant photograph.
++Ken++
Bob and Susan - 11-6-2003 at 06:43 AM
We are always wondering where the Milk advisory board finds all those "Talking Cows" for TV??
How many cows do they have to interview till they find the "right" actors.
Does this "Sea Cow" work on Spanish TV also???
Do Sea Cows talk also??
Do Sea Cows in baja speak spanish???
Sorry we could go on and on....