New Business Enterpise!

I havnt Talked to my pals Buddha and Msgt Mar..ston about this , but I am sure they will jump right on it! I want to open a Bar called "El Hongo" in San lucas cove. About a 1/2 acre with an 8 foot chain link fence, shielded by Blue tarps (What happens in El Hongo, stays in El Hongo). Entrance door is normal size, exit is only 3 feet high, so you cant get out unless you crawl. Dennis will be in charge of contracts, elections, and logistics. Shari will interview and select the "entertainers". Buddha will be the "Warden" Elinvestig8r in charge of security. I will handle the money (. Applications for employment and mordidas available shortly...

Chuckie,
i am interested in being entertainment co-ordinator: music, comedians (smart-a$$es), and jugglers/dancers.

Do you need a resume or just a picture and T-shirt size?

I can't be there full time until I close down work in 18 months, but that shouldn't matter too much

Hmmm...sounds interesting...but San Lucas cove is way to hot...location location location chuckie. I do have some ideas for acts...

Will there be a paypal account to solicit donations for this new venture?

I'll handle the beer and ice, and I'll keeps serving till I can't drinks no more. Shari can testify I have quite a resume'
Oh and Pedro offers you his protection.

Eight foot chain link with tarps is so tastefully Mexican.

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Originally posted by Bajahowodd Eight foot chain link with tarps is so tastefully Mexican.

sorry-the goats would eat palm fronds ....if that's what you're thinking

Don't forget a marquee with this week's talking points

Buddha plays a mean bass and is pretty hot on the blues. I would bet that he could come up with a theme song for the whole operation. Just make sure you have an iron-clad contract beforehand, because this promises to be a big seller. While it might not go Platinum or Gold, it might well go Aluminum.

Chuckie,


It is becoming clearer to me now....I think you were sitting to my left at the Pizza Party in Mulege last year....with your wife....but I could be mistaken....Pescador was just to your left...????

At any rate, I dug up a picture taken of us together later that evening. We could be brothers....




Don't forget.....I buy the first round at the Serenidad if you are in town in January (first week).....

You been busted, Chuckie.

Was it Groucho Marx who said, "That's no lady: that's my wife."

Or, "Take my wife....please.".

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Originally posted by motoged Was it Groucho Marx who said, "That's no lady: that's my wife." Or, "Take my wife....please.".

Bless you, my son.

Thanks! Just let me know when and where!!

This thread is hysterical! Thanks

...Mojidos served with muddled Catnip, and other sundry local herbs.....

oh yeah, and Viva Villa shots @ $5p/ea. Lime extra.

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Yeah.....but it didn't start out like that....

The intention was the opposite.....but you know, some Nomad plans go the way of threads here...

Once El Mano Negro brings in his Bar Rescue crew (shotguns and all), we will be on the right track. With the present volunteers on site, it will be the best joint on the peninsula.

Who is working on the staff schedule?

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Originally posted by chuckie I havnt Talked to my pals Buddha and Msgt Mar..ston about this... Buddha will be the "Warden"

Still waiting for contact info from my pal about job description, benefits and insurance coverage. Didn't know I shared such good friendly company... WTF is a 'Warden' anyhoo? Gimme keys and i'll break 'em down and sell 'em. Suggestions pleuzze.

UPDATE!!! Phase one construction has started! Pepe' Pepe' and Juan procured fencing materials a couple of nights ago. I am reliably informed that NO prisoners escaped from the prison at Santa Rosalia, and that the South fence was quickly repaired.