BajaNomad

Nomad Humor.

BajaBill74 - 7-2-2017 at 10:19 AM

I thought it would be fun to post humorous tongue in cheek advice to new Nomads.

I got the idea a few weeks ago when someone said something like "Don't go swimming, the water is salty."

Have at it!

AKgringo - 7-2-2017 at 10:36 AM

Nobody goes to Cabo anymore, it's too crowded!

bajabuddha - 7-2-2017 at 10:48 AM

I am neither for nor against apathy. :smug:

Paco Facullo - 7-2-2017 at 10:51 AM

Don't eat at the street food carts,

you'll most likely be eating Dog or Cat........

del mar - 7-2-2017 at 10:55 AM

I'd agree with you but then we'd BOTH be wrong!

David K - 7-2-2017 at 11:13 AM

When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

(credit to Neal Johns for this one)

bajabuddha - 7-2-2017 at 11:37 AM

Baja magic: I was driving down Hwy 1 and turned into a Pemex station ! :O

Oh, and it gave me gas... :spingrin:

[Edited on 7-2-2017 by bajabuddha]

woody with a view - 7-2-2017 at 11:39 AM

There's no surf in Baja. Ask DK to prove it with his maps!

Lee - 7-2-2017 at 12:29 PM

Quote: Originally posted by David K  
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

(credit to Neal Johns for this one)


Yogi Berra is quoted as saying this. But everyone plagiarizes at some time.

Bubba - 7-2-2017 at 12:37 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Lee  
Quote: Originally posted by David K  
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

(credit to Neal Johns for this one)


Yogi Berra is quoted as saying this. But everyone plagiarizes at some time.


Yup, that's a Yogism.

Meany - 7-2-2017 at 12:45 PM

We don't need no stinky badges!!

acadist - 7-2-2017 at 01:01 PM

When you get to La Paz, go to Burger King :P

BajaBill74 - 7-2-2017 at 01:02 PM

Don't use your Spanish. They all do it better and will think you're an idiot.

rts551 - 7-2-2017 at 01:02 PM

The oceans are not rising, I have pictures of palm trees to prove it.

sancho - 7-2-2017 at 01:04 PM

Read a post yrs. back on San Felipe group, a SF resident headed back to SF driving so. over Laguna Salada, I believe
there is a cafe, maybe called Ventana. Fed Hwy cops were
stationed pulling cars over. Told the Gringo he was speeding,
to which he replied 'how could you tell when I was miles away',
to which the cop replied 'everyone speeds on this road',
how can one argue with that logic


willardguy - 7-2-2017 at 01:34 PM

driving at night is an absolute death sentence, no two ways about it....you will die.

rts551 - 7-2-2017 at 03:17 PM

Don't drink the water!

BornFisher - 7-2-2017 at 03:40 PM

The cafe at Laguna Chapala, has great air conditioning, internet, and accepts Euros!!

watizname - 7-3-2017 at 09:05 AM

Wherever you go----there you are.

DawnPatrol - 7-3-2017 at 09:28 AM

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education"

David K - 7-3-2017 at 10:34 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Lee  
Quote: Originally posted by David K  
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

(credit to Neal Johns for this one)


Yogi Berra is quoted as saying this. But everyone plagiarizes at some time.


OK, thanks... I first hear it from old Neal here on the Internet... He may have told it to Yogi??? :lol:

sancho - 7-3-2017 at 04:55 PM

Another one attributed to Yogi, was when he was asked
by a pizza server whether he wanted the pizza cut into
6 or 8 slices, he replied ' cut it into 6 , I don't think I can eat 8'

freediverbrian - 7-3-2017 at 06:06 PM

Take Juan day at a time

bajabuddha - 7-3-2017 at 09:14 PM

Juan ton tomatoes....... make a lotta salsa with Juan ton tomatoes....

Juan ton tomaaaa-tooos. make a lotta salsa with Juan ton tomaaaaa-toooooosssss..

Everybody sing!

David K - 7-3-2017 at 10:17 PM

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor

freediverbrian - 7-4-2017 at 05:30 PM

Star wars fan ?
My favorite
Obi Juan Kinobe

Franco - 7-7-2017 at 06:17 AM

Never hail a cab!

Walk till you drop!

rts551 - 7-7-2017 at 07:57 PM

I would like a monitor that has 12 inch resolution.

Perceburzr - 7-7-2017 at 08:52 PM

No maka the pee pee on the side of the road!!!!!!!

BajaBill74 - 7-7-2017 at 10:46 PM

They are the worst drivers in the world.

Sometimes I have to go 95 MPH to pass them.