I have been looking at all the titles of nomad from Junior all the way up to David K's and am getting the feeling that I am forever stuck as just a
plain 'old' Nomad.
Do you suppose that you could wave your mighty sword and dub me 'old' Nomad or if Neal complains that only he should have that title then could you
bless me with the title that no one else has---NORMAL NOMAD--yea that has a wonderful ring to it. Normal?????
Thanking you in advance for your exalted consideration of this humble request. I remain your NORMAL NOMAD
[Edited on 2-23-2005 by Baja Bernie]JESSE - 2-22-2005 at 10:37 PM
I vote for "Policia Nomad"David K - 2-22-2005 at 10:46 PM
How about "Captain Nomad"?
Gosh
Baja Bernie - 2-22-2005 at 11:05 PM
I try to be humble and here come Super Nomad and Elite Nomad to gang up on 'little ol' poor me."
I think it is totally unfair of them to brand with with my distant past--I plead innocent.
Will no one come to aid me in this one-sided battle. Elgatoloco??? or Dave! Anyone?
I know how to settle this matter--we'll meet in Baja--I'll get my judge and you get yours and we'll see whose money wins--winner take all with both of
you being stripped of your exalted titles should you lose--which you will because I have deep family connections to PRI and more pesos in my pockets.
So there!
Could I say ditto 84 times?
Hey Lordie--Lord don't fit me no way.elgatoloco - 2-23-2005 at 11:30 AM
Don Bernie, I will provide backup at the meeting.
As long as you remain 'normal'.
Elcatoloco
Baja Bernie - 2-23-2005 at 10:10 PM
Thank you sir for you support. It is much appreciated in trying times such as these.
I will remain as 'normal' as a crazy old writer of Baja Tales is allowed.
See you at the Book Signing on March 23rd.David K - 2-23-2005 at 10:59 PM
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See you at the Book Signing on March 23rd.
APRIL 23, Bernie!
DAvid K
Baja Bernie - 2-23-2005 at 11:20 PM
Right as usual
APRIL 23rd
Pyramid Resort
Cost of Admission
A LARGE BAJA SMILE AND A SUNNY FACE
YEA April 23rd noon see you all there.
(cousin) bernie
top - 2-24-2005 at 11:23 AM
I am so excited i was speechless at first...just think i found a rich relitvie...i'll be you'r Pal..i to am a nomad..what can we do with all you'r
pesos
larry Swaim brents
we sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm-george orwell
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Bernie
capn.sharky - 2-24-2005 at 11:33 AM
How does King Nomad sound to you? Are you still playing with fireworks? How about Emperor Nomad.
Top Welcome
Baja Bernie - 2-24-2005 at 01:58 PM
This is a fun place to be if you want to yak with a bunch of real honest ______fearing, real life experts on all things Baja--in other words a bunch
of nuts, kooks, and weirdo's. Most of them agree that Baja is "Friends helping Friends" and they will argue with you all day BUT if you need help
they WILL be there.
Just realize that "Once the dust of Baja Settles on your shoulders, you may never shake it off" AND that 'Baja Fever' can lay you low in the blink of
an eye--only two cures it. Go to Baja or log on here.
In answer to your question about my pesos I mostly try to keep them hidden from 'shirt tail relatives.'
Like I said you'll like the folks here.
Go the my website and buy my books-http://www.caballeropublishing.com -that way I'll have more pesos to hide and you will have a couple of real fun
books on Baja and the nuts who make it so much fun.
Is your family from Oklahoma? Ma gran pappy brung 'is brude oh 13 chillin' out har top o 'bout 4 model A's rite aftur the dust settled.
I sure wish about 15 or 20 million folks had not followed him!bajajudy - 2-24-2005 at 02:03 PM
Hola...Normal
See you at the book signing!
Capt.Sharkey
Baja Bernie - 2-24-2005 at 06:34 PM
Hey , I know noting of fireworks for they are illegal in both California;s. Should you have any proof--I claim the 5th--no not Tequila, and deny any
information about the firing of fireworks.Dave - 2-24-2005 at 08:20 PM
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Originally posted by Baja Bernie
Will no one come to aid me in this one-sided battle. Elgatoloco??? or Dave! Anyone?
If Doug agrees you can have all my posts. I'll just start over, maybe with a new handle.
Maybe I'll become a liberal feminist.
Or a Mexican.
[Edited on 2-25-2005 by Dave]
Dave
Baja Bernie - 2-25-2005 at 12:46 PM
You are, deep down, such a nice man. Please remain Dave because if you change that will just one more thing for this ol' fool to forget. Besides
that I have enough trouble keeping the he/she's straight as it is.
Thank you for the offer but that would be totally unfair and some day you just might be able to trade them in for a stale bagle and a cold cup of
coffee.
You should know tha I really appreciate the terse, but true, knowledge that you bring to all of us.
Waaa! I don't wanna be a Lord or any of that other stuff--I just wanna be the Old Nomad---I just know that Neal is blocking my ability to achieve my
goal. Such a sneaky guy he be.Neal Johns - 2-27-2005 at 03:45 PM
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