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[*] posted on 7-21-2005 at 12:02 AM
Baja Religious Campfire Joke


Baja Religious Campfire Joke



This story was first told to me while standing around a warming fire with 8, 5-9 year old kids......

You guys know the story of Noah, the Ark, two by two and all that stuff !!

Well, did you know that after the rains started and the Ark was afloat, the ship developed a leak ?

When Noah saw the small leak he said to dog " Please come here dog and put your nose in the hole to stop the water from coming in and drowning us all". So dog put his nose in the hole and stopped the leak, saving them all.

After a time, the hole grew larger and Noah called to his wife, "Wife, please come here and put your feet in the hole to stop the water from coming in and drowning us." So Noah's wife put her feet in the hole and stopped the leak, saving them all.

After a time the hole grew larger yet and Noah's wife called to Noah, "Husband, please come here and put your back-side into the hole to stop the water and save us from drowning." So Noah placed his backside into the hole and stopped the leak, saving them all.

The rains finally ended and the boat settled and all were saved !

Now, the moral of the story......

This is why dogs have cold noses; women have cold feet; and men





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[*] posted on 7-21-2005 at 05:58 PM


Good one!



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lol.gif posted on 7-21-2005 at 09:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!


Good one!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 7-21-2005 at 11:59 PM


Quote:
Originally posted by Nicholita


"The secret of success, without hard work, is still a secret" --Doug Means


Really, how profound of you.:lol:
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