Evolution of us all, mexican,Gringos, etc!
Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.
The 2 most important events in all of history, were the invention of Beer and the Wheel! The wheel was invented to get man to the Beer! These were the
foundations of modern civilization, and together were the catlayst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups, Liberals and
Conservatives.
Once Beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture! Neither the glass bottle or the aluminum can were invented yet,
so while our early Human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery! Thats how villages were
formed.
Some men spent there days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while drinking Beer! This was the beginning of what is known as the
conservative movement!
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting,learned to live off the conservatives by showing up nightly for the BBQ's, and doing the
sewing,fetching,and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement!
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women, the rest became known as Girleymen.
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs!! Also the concept of Democratic
voting to decide how tho divide the meat and the Beer that conservatives provided!
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest and most powerful land animal on earth, the Elephant! Liberals are symbolized by the
burro!
Modern liberals like imported beer, with lime added, but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water! They eat raw fish, but like their beef well
done. Sushi, Tofu, and French Frog food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting side note, most liberal women have higher testosterone levels than thier men! Most social workers, personal injury attorneys,
journalists,hollywood dreamers,and group therapists are liberals.
Conservatives drink Pacifico, eat red meat, and still provide for their women. Most are big game hunters, fishermen,cowboys, lumberjacks,construction
workers,firemen,police officers, doctors, Marines, athletes, and generally Anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own
most all of the larger companies, hire other conservatives who want to WORK for a living!
Liberals produce little or nothing, They like to "govern"
the producers! And to decide what to do with the production!!
Liberals believe europeans are more enlightened. That is why most of the liberals remained in europe when Conservatives were coming to America, and
Mexico; liberals crept in after the wild west was tame and the wars for freedom were won. And created a business of trying to get MORE, For NOTHING!!!
Here ends today lesson in world history. I't should be noted that a liberal,will have an uncontrollable URGE to respond to the above, instead of
simply laughing and simply deleting this!!!!!
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