Diver
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Baja Ferry Tale
World's Shortest Baja Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived in Baja happily ever after and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted and posted on Nomad whenever he wanted.
(Shoulda posted this anon - my wife may kill me) 
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bajajudy
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Diver, dear
You are dead meat if the MRS sees that!
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Diver
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This Fairy Tale was forwarded from an email I recieved from my mother.
I swear it !! It's all her fault !! Yes, it IS all her fault !!
BTW, my wife sent the same tale to her friends;
Once upon a time, a woman asked a man "Will you marry me ?" The man said, "No!" And the woman lived in Baja happily ever after and went hiking and
swimming and shopping and wore no make-up and posted on Nomad whenever she wanted.
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comitan
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My wife said yes and I still get to do all of those things, the best of all worlds.
Strive For The Ideal, But Deal With What\'s Real.
Every day is a new day, better than the day before.(from some song)
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
“The sincere pursuit of truth requires you to entertain the possibility that everything you believe to be true may in fact be false”
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rpleger
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Same story for me, But I hooked up with my soul mate in Muleg? and been together, (fishing, drinking, farting) for ten years. I love her and Baja.
Richard on the Hill
*ABROAD*, adj. At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to
be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.
-- Ambrose Bierce, _The Enlarged Devil\'s Dictionary_
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Diver
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You guys mean to tell me that you have never heard any of the folowing directed at you from your sainted spouses ??
Are you just going to watch TV all day ?
I thought you were going to fix the _________ today ?
I don't know what you have against my mother, sister, brother,....
I wish you'd at least try to hit the laundry basket with you undies ?
Do you have to trim your beard over the sink ?
You left the seat up again last night, dear !
You can always do your own laundry !
You can always cook for yourself !
Please don't wear _______, we have company coming.
Are you on that computer again?
And can you honestly say that when sleeping in the same bed after a particularly digestion-causing meal, after having raised the sheets a few times
with high volumes and odors, she hasn't said "Oh my g-d, honey, can't you do that somewhere else ?"
If you have HONESTLY never heard any of the proceeding from your spouses then, um, ........ where do you live ? exactly ?? 
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bajaden
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I can honestly say that I have not heard my wife say any of those things. Of course I do all the cooking, I don't have a beard. I never leave the seat
up. I have nothing against her sisters. I do the laundry half the time. I like fixing things. Maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe I just like to make
things up.
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Diver
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Bajaden,
If you EVER make such claims in front of my wife I'll, I'll, I'll ...... do .... something ! That could cause the end of my world as I know it !
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bajaden
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Sorry Diver. I should know better. Lo Siento mi amigo. Did I mention all the baking I do? Opps.
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