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motoged
Elite Nomad
Posts: 6481
Registered: 7-31-2006
Location: Kamloops, BC
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Mood: Gettin' Better
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Cool  ...sit, read, look at pics, tear off a page or two and wipe....
BEWARE: glossy paper risk
Don't believe everything you think....
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lizard lips
Super Nomad
Posts: 1468
Registered: 8-30-2002
Location: EARTH
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wipes are the best. People that buy scented TP are fools. Why pay extra for the smell. Are you trying to impress your thumb?
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bajabuddha
Banned
Posts: 4024
Registered: 4-12-2013
Location: Baja New Mexico
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Mood: Always cranky unless medicated
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Bidets are best. I have one in all my RV's, tents and porta-potties.
(HINT: squirt bottle set on 'stun' position, but ya gotta AIM !  )
I don't have a BUCKET LIST, but I do have a F***- IT LIST a mile long!
86 - 45*
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Udo
Elite Nomad
Posts: 6321
Registered: 4-26-2008
Location: Black Hills, SD/Ensenada/San Felipe
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Mood: TEQUILA!
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Quote: Originally posted by lizard lips  | | wipes are the best. People that buy scented TP are fools. Why pay extra for the smell. Are you trying to impress your thumb? |
Udo
Youth is wasted on the young!
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Sr.vienes
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Registered: 7-23-2017
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OK floatflyer after four or five beers my Spanish is perfect, my spelling not so much! Sorry about the banjos not baños. DanO mentioned taking care
not to poop on ones feet when squatting, having grown up in Arizona ranch country I had heard the old cowboys talk about a “chitheel outfit” a few
years ago I found it necessary to take an emergency squat and did not allow for wind drift. I figured out a “chitheel outfit” meant they were to
broke or small to afford an outhouse.
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Skipjack Joe
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Posts: 8084
Registered: 7-12-2004
Location: Bahia Asuncion
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Squatting is the best way to poop. Our ancestors since the dawn of time did it, and with good reason. The knees and upper legs push into the abdomen
helping the process. If you sit you have to strain your core muscles to do it but with squatting there is less strain.
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Franco
Junior Nomad
Posts: 51
Registered: 6-12-2017
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Beautiful July morning in the Rockies. South of Mount Robson nature calls! Take abandoned logging road for privacy. Very Private! Wander off from
vehicle, 100 yards, kick a hole in the turf among wild flowers and squat. My head is clearing the wild flowers and as I gaze about a female moose
exits the bush and does a double take at the human head floating above the flowers.
Here she comes, a good 700 lbs of ground shaking beast. All I can do is keep hold of the dangling jewels as nature takes it course. Can't out run her
so stay in place. She stops short of 25 yards, flares her nostrils and turns away. Stops, looks back and then disappears into the brush.
Must have smelt like shyt!! In her opinion. Lucky to be here.
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Whale-ista
Super Nomad
Posts: 2009
Registered: 2-18-2013
Location: San Diego
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Mood: Sunny with chance of whales
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A good $20 investment for Baja and beyond.
http://bit.ly/FiveGallonLoo
\"Probably the airplanes will bring week-enders from Los Angeles before long, and the beautiful poor bedraggled old town will bloom with a
Floridian ugliness.\" (John Steinbeck, 1940, discussing the future of La Paz, BCS, Mexico)
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BornFisher
Super Nomad
Posts: 2103
Registered: 1-11-2005
Location: K-38 Santa Martha/Encinitas
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Well I`m happier than a scorpion in an L.A. Bay poop house!! The little store next to me (K-38 south of Rosarito Beach), not only has a great
selection of beer and booze, it has Kirtland toilet paper!!! YAY!!!!!
"When you catch a fish, you open the door of happiness."
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TMW
Select Nomad
Posts: 10659
Registered: 9-1-2003
Location: Bakersfield, CA
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Toilet paper, who need that, a softened corn cob does the trick. Just wash it clean after use and it's ready for the next time.
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DavidT
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Take a little wild out of the wilderness
Run a line from your windshield washer pump and save on tp too.
David
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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bajagrouper
Senior Nomad
Posts: 964
Registered: 8-28-2003
Location: Rincon de Guayabitos, Nayarit, Mexico
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Mood: happy and retired
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" and he really needed the banjos.""
so your the guy that chit on my banjo!!!!!!!
I hear the whales song
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willardguy
Elite Nomad
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Registered: 9-19-2009
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im wondering if this would work on a bezzell post? 
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bajagrouper
Senior Nomad
Posts: 964
Registered: 8-28-2003
Location: Rincon de Guayabitos, Nayarit, Mexico
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Mood: happy and retired
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https://www.latinlife.com/media/CACHE/images/hero/trump-toil...
I hear the whales song
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cansea6
Newbie
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Registered: 9-21-2016
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A real Baja Nomad trooper would just use a little rock!
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bajabuddha
Banned
Posts: 4024
Registered: 4-12-2013
Location: Baja New Mexico
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Mood: Always cranky unless medicated
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... and a few, a BEEEG JUAN !
I don't have a BUCKET LIST, but I do have a F***- IT LIST a mile long!
86 - 45*
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