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Sharksbaja
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Nomad "sense o humus"
I mean "sense of humor". It's here somewhere waiting to pounce. Some of you people are real cads. I mean Baja comedians with all the trimmings. It's
part of the whole experience. Where else can armchair humor exist best?
I have heard my boys start cracking up while sitting before their screen quietly..
BAM, they start laughing like they are at a good party or sumpin' and don't stop for good spell.
Same here, my wife has asked me before "whats' so damn funny?" I reply,"it's those clowns on the Nomads again!"
Such fun! Sometimes 
All under the guise of a normal person.
All your wit combined and blended thouroughly with a dash of hypocracy,charm,devilishment, the whole potpourri if it were. Even DK has a funny
side.
So thanks all you amateurs for bending the face now and then.  
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comitan
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Sharks
I have the same problem my wife for a long time just took my chuckles for granted, now she is saying what so funny then I'm reading it to her. If we
didn't have such a slow connection I'd have her on line also, but she would be lurking in the off topic area she loves discusions Ha. Ha.
Strive For The Ideal, But Deal With What\'s Real.
Every day is a new day, better than the day before.(from some song)
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
“The sincere pursuit of truth requires you to entertain the possibility that everything you believe to be true may in fact be false”
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David K
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Of course I do...
One day the good Father noticed a nun was gaining some weight, so he questioned her.... She replied: "Oh, it is just a little gas..."
A COUPLE MONTHS HAD PASSED and the priest noticed the nun was getting heavier and he again inquired... She again said, "it is only a little gas..."
Next time the priest saw the nun, she was with a baby, and he asked: "So, how's the little fart?"   
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bajalera
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Baaaaaaaad, DK!
\"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest never happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.\" -
Mark Twain
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Eli
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Registered: 8-26-2003
Location: L.B. Baja Sur
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I'll second the baaaaaaad DK and try to top it, jeje.
So there is this Macho dude and a young lady in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator starts to plumit downward at a rapid speed. The young lady
realizing that her demise is soon at hand, begs the macho, "please, please, make me feel like a real woman". To wit, the macho, shakes his head, un
zips his pant, whips them off
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hands them to her, and sez iron these.
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jrbaja
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David
with levity like that, I am sure you are the lighter side of all campfires.
And I think the rest of us need to get lives!
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Sharksbaja
Elite Nomad
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Life is funny JR
and so are you, you give me a chuckle sometimes, and not with all those toopid smiley faces
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bajalera
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I hate those stupid jumping-up-and-down smilies and would kill them all if I knew how but I can't even manage to do tildes.
\"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest never happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.\" -
Mark Twain
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Sharksbaja
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| Quote: | Originally posted by bajalera
I hate those stupid jumping-up-and-down smilies and would kill them all if I knew how but I can't even manage to do tildes. |
Thanks for piquing my interest. So thats' what you call that little squiggle above the n.
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jrbaja
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Alt 164 for ? and Alt 165 for ? 
And by the way, have a nice day
[Edited on 10/6/2005 by jrbaja]
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bajaden
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Three women die in a tragic accident. They arrive at heavens gate met by old St Pete himself. He welcomes them, but advises them to be careful not to
step on any ducks. They enter and realize that there are ducks everwhere, making it almost impossible to walk.
The first woman accidently steps on a duck and suddenly St Pete arrives with the uglist man she ever saw. He handcuffs her to the man and tells her
she must spend eternity with this man.
The second woman steps on a duck and suffers the same fate. The third woman now fearful, and very careful avoids stepping on a duck.
Suddenly, once again St Pete arrives with the most handsome man she has ever seen. Handcuffs her to him and does his eternity speech.
She turns to the man and says, what did I ever do to get someone like you. The man replies, I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
At a feast of egos, everyone leave\'s hungry...
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Barry A.
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JR------At the risk of being a "P-nche gringo"--
I tried ALT 164 and Alt 165 and nothing happens on my computer. How does this work?? (if simple to explaine)
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Dave
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Also, turn on number lock. Use the number pad.
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Barry A.
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Hose------nope------no tilde, just nin came up.
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Barry A.
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?---------amazing!!!!! Thank you, Hose and Dave Barry
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Dave
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Barry A.
?---------amazing!!!!! Thank you, Hose and Dave Barry |
And thank you!
Do you read my column?
(I'm a very funny guy. )
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jrbaja
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Asking questions does not make one
a P-nche gringo. Yer friggen welcome!!!
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bajajudy
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Lera
I hate those bouncing heads too. I didnt use any of those silly heads for almost a year.
Just started when I discovered this one
It seems to suit a lot of situations.
Well and this one
Ok and I have found a few more. But long lines of those seem like someone forcing a laugh. I believe that the word is guffaw.
I forgot
[Edited on 10-6-2005 by bajajudy]
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turtleandtoad
Senior Nomad
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If you're using Windows XP you can select a second language and just switch between them. There is a pop-up window available to show you where all the
keys are.
Or you can use the "insert symbol" function and pick the inverted question mark ?
[Edited on 10-6-2005 by turtleandtoad]
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I am here
To paraphrase Frank Lloyd Wright; I\'m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let\'s start with keyboards. --
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zforbes
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This is more information
that could go on Site Tools proposed by Comitan.
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