fdt
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Posts: 4059
Registered: 9-7-2003
Location: Tijuana, Baja California
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Mood: Yeah, what if it all goes right
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Feliz A?o Nuevo a todos ustedes
Mrs. ferna sent me a funny email I want to share with nomads and happy new year to you all.
Subject: FW: Chicano Genie
A Chicana was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she stumbled upon an old empty Dos Equis cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, y
pues con un flash!!!, a Genie appeared. She chatted with him un rato and then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said to the Genie,
"I heard from mi prima that I could get three wishes if I ever found a Genie. "The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies son un
story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East". Taking
out a map from her purse she went on. "See this mapa. I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabis to love Jews
and Gringos and I want all the Jews and Gringos to love the Arabis. It will bring world peace and harmony." she continued. The Genie looked at the map
and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE!..... Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that
bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The lady
thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right hombre. I want a Latino novio....You know, one that "DOESN'T DRINK
ALCOHOL", that's a todo dar, has a well paying steady job, dances cumbias, attends church on Domingos, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to
be great in bed and gets along con mi familia, likes kids, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw at me. He can be Mexican, Puerto Rican, Cubano, Centro
Americano...ya sabes. That's what I wish for....a good Latino hombre!" The Genie let out a long sigh and lauphed bien recio, shook his cabeza and
said, "Chingado, senora!!......Let me see that pinchi map again!"
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Barry A.
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Posts: 10007
Registered: 11-30-2003
Location: Redding, Northern CA
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Mood: optimistic
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Good one!!!!!!
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