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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 03:22 PM


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they scratch each otheres backs so to speak




Make that " scratching balls and licking backs". More interesting:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 05:11 PM


your sounding a little perved ??vandenburg



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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 05:32 PM
Arnold Palmer


I heard this on the Johnny Carson show years ago. Johnny's guest was famed golfer Arnold Palmer.

Carson: What do you attribute you recent success at the Master's?

Palmer: Well, actually I have little secret about that. My wife always kisses my golf balls the night before for good luck.

Carson: I bet that raises you putter.
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[*] posted on 4-13-2006 at 05:50 PM


Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a PetroL Station in Cork during his tour of Ireland.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is, "Top o the morning to you young fella!"

As Tiger leans over to get out of the car two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground. "What are dey son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger Woods.

"And what would dey be for then?" enquires the Irish man.

"They're for resting my balls on while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.

"Jaysus", says the Irish man, "Dem boys at Volvo just tink of everyting!"




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