RonnieRockCod
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Read Skeet's "YOUNG" post then this:
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking "Surely, I can't look that old?" Well....You'll love this one.
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new Dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma , which bore his full name.. Suddenly, I
remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some forty odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey- haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate! Hmmm, or could he ???
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes, Yes I did. I had a Mustang, " he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate??" I asked. He answered "In 1959. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-b-tch asked, "What did you teach?"
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bajalou
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Great one -
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Bruce R Leech
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thanks I need to remember that one
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Bruce R Leech
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as much as I like your joke and I would never have seen it in off topic because I don't go there anymore. I think this should have been posted there
Bruce R Leech
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RonnieRockCod
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Bruce, what? RRC
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FARASHA
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yeah RRC, I know this thoughts - and always hope that I don't look like them!!
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longlegsinlapaz
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RonnieRockCod: Bruce is saying that your original post in not Baja related & should have gone into the Off-Topic forum....but if
it were in Off-Topic, he'd never have seen it because he doesn't go into the that section of the forums. Off-Topic is synonymous with highly
inflammatory! Great story even if not Baja related!
| Quote: | Originally posted by RonnieRockCod
Bruce, what? RRC |
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Al G
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I agree with Bruce, and disagree with Bruce. Something related to another Baja post questionably could be allowed.
By the way RRC.
I have thought for awhile that we need a couple of joke forums.
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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Baja Bernie
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I agree with Bruce AND I agree with Al G but I like what Ronnie Rock Cod posted and I thank God that I am way past that stage.
As far as jokes go I think we see enough really funny stuff right here.
Sure glad BajaNomad is flexible!
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Cypress
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Baja Bernie, We all got to be flexible. No future in ossification, unless you're a paleontologist.
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Baja Bernie
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See plenty of funny stuff here.
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Bruce R Leech
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why don't we make this a all joke thread
Bruce R Leech
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Taco de Baja
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Cypress
Baja Bernie, We all got to be flexible. No future in ossification, unless you're a paleontologist. |
Hey, I resemble that remark! 
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windgrrl
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What's not old and funny in Baja?
When the way comes to an end, then change. Having changed, you pass through.
~ I-Ching
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El Camote
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Great story.
But did anybody else spot the anachronism?
This dentist was 5 years ahead of his time! 
Unless he owned the 4-legged variety.
Knowledge is good. - Emil Faber
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