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Summanus
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A ugly spinster is walking through the park at midnight.
A man jumps out from behind a tree and says, "So help me, I'll rape you!"
The spinster says, "So rape me, I'll help you!"
Now see what you started?
Summanus....ancient Roman Nightly Thunder God. He liked refrieds too.
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Cypress
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Summanus!!!! 
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JZ
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Barry A.
----I lived in Utah for 4 years, and I do not recall that the folks from Utah are particularly anti-porn in their talking points-----------nor are the
secretive in their sexuality------in fact quite the contrary------they are "right out there" with everything, with the possible exception of the
"polygamy" situation. So your "closet" point, and "talking a good game" point is lost on me, I am afraid.
Care to clarify?
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Have you heard about the Mormons? No drinking, etc. I'm dating a girl that grew up in SLC. She speaks all the time about the hyprocrosy. The
Google stats are proof of the same.
[Edited on 1-1-2007 by JZ]
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pargo
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And all of this on the home building forum...gotta love it!
Hey ..i just got a brand new star
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Cypress
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Congrats pargo! 
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Bob H
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A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the
compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't
long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush
grass.
Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits
do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't
resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later
completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one
other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try
it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning with the girls until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was
fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all
stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."
"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."
The SAME boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you are made of NOT the circumstance.
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vandenberg
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Supposed to laugh at that one??? 
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FARASHA
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My Dear David - NO ONE would ever get to OT for having a good laugh - would we?? 
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Baja Bernie
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Farasha
Nah! At least not before I get to read the Captain's post.
Gosh darn! It's gone!
[Edited on 1-2-2007 by Baja Bernie]
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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David K
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| Quote: | Originally posted by FARASHA
My Dear David - NO ONE would ever get to OT for having a good laugh - would we?? |
What I meant was it was off Topic in the forum it was posted in, and I see now that the moderators did move it...
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Baja Bernie
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David
Now they gotta remove this one to be consistant.
What a way to start the new year.
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Al G
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Bob H
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the
compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't
long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush
grass.
Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits
do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't
resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later
completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one
other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try
it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning with the girls until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was
fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all
stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."
"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette." |
Damn....BEST one yet
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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capt. mike
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it ain't moved on my computer. so where do you see this has been moved?
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the topic IS homebuilding, dammit. and what can happen at home depot when yur out trying to get some wood....er, i mean some supplies for your
homebuilding baja project..............sheesh, what a bunch of kill joys.
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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boe4fun
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A Babtist, Catholic, and Mormon are all talking sports. The Babtist says; "I've got 4 boys, 1 more and I'll have a basketball team." The Catholic
says; "Well, I've got 8 children, 1 more and I'll have a baseball team." The Mormon says; "Well, I've got you both beat. I've got 17 wives, 1 more and
I'll have a golf course!"
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pargo
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Now THAT is a good one Boe!!
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mulege marv
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newbie
i have been posting on this board for quite some time as i live in baja and feel those who dont, appreciate the info and pics i have to offer. but
recently ahhhh hummmm since the flood the board has been flooded by newbies, which is not all bad but one of the reasons that drove me away from the
forum, as they all of a sudden seem to kow whats best for everyone. there is a moderator on the forum who delets any post HE ( i say again HE) deems
unappropriate, if you want to be the moderator start a forum of your own. it was a good joke, a little spicy but let me see, was any bad language
used, huh, let me think, not unless you think the word sex is bad. !!!!!! 
Want what you have
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Cypress
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mulege marv!Glad you're back.
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Bajagypsy
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Southerner If that story offended you, you better not surf the net, there is way worse things than that on the internet.
[Edited on 1-3-2007 by Bajagypsy]
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JZ
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Huh???? I didn't understand a word of that! You are thinking too hard!
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Sharksbaja
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Prude?
| Quote: | Originally posted by mulege marv
i have been posting on this board for quite some time as i live in baja and feel those who dont, appreciate the info and pics i have to offer. but
recently ahhhh hummmm since the flood the board has been flooded by newbies, which is not all bad but one of the reasons that drove me away from the
forum, as they all of a sudden seem to kow whats best for everyone. there is a moderator on the forum who delets any post HE ( i say again HE) deems
unappropriate, if you want to be the moderator start a forum of your own. it was a good joke, a little spicy but let me see, was any bad language
used, huh, let me think, not unless you think the word sex is bad. !!!!!!
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Ya know Marv.... I thought it was jus me.
Anyone who thought that joke perverse or otherwise inappropriate for it's content should look at some of their own inappropriate post(s) from the
past.
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