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BajaBill74
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Posts: 253
Registered: 1-27-2014
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Mood: Beyond Extatic!
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Nomad Humor.
I thought it would be fun to post humorous tongue in cheek advice to new Nomads.
I got the idea a few weeks ago when someone said something like "Don't go swimming, the water is salty."
Have at it!
What I'm doing at work is so secret, even I don't know what I'm doing!
One should believe in God, because even Google doesn't know everything.
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AKgringo
Elite Nomad
Posts: 5815
Registered: 9-20-2014
Location: Anchorage, AK (no mas!)
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Mood: Retireded
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Nobody goes to Cabo anymore, it's too crowded!
If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!
"Could do better if he tried!" Report card comments from most of my grade school teachers. Sadly, still true!
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bajabuddha
Banned
Posts: 4024
Registered: 4-12-2013
Location: Baja New Mexico
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Mood: Always cranky unless medicated
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I am neither for nor against apathy. 
I don't have a BUCKET LIST, but I do have a F***- IT LIST a mile long!
86 - 45*
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Paco Facullo
Super Nomad
Posts: 1301
Registered: 1-21-2017
Location: Here now
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Mood: Abiding ..........
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Don't eat at the street food carts,
you'll most likely be eating Dog or Cat........
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del mar
Banned
Posts: 1057
Registered: 7-23-2016
Location: the cantina of course
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Mood: lil' fuzzy
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I'd agree with you but then we'd BOTH be wrong!
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David K
Honored Nomad
Posts: 64488
Registered: 8-30-2002
Location: San Diego County
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Mood: Have Baja Fever
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
(credit to Neal Johns for this one)
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bajabuddha
Banned
Posts: 4024
Registered: 4-12-2013
Location: Baja New Mexico
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Mood: Always cranky unless medicated
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Baja magic: I was driving down Hwy 1 and turned into a Pemex station ! 
Oh, and it gave me gas... 
[Edited on 7-2-2017 by bajabuddha]
I don't have a BUCKET LIST, but I do have a F***- IT LIST a mile long!
86 - 45*
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woody with a view
PITA Nomad
Posts: 15937
Registered: 11-8-2004
Location: Looking at the Coronado Islands
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Mood: Everchangin'
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There's no surf in Baja. Ask DK to prove it with his maps!
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Lee
Ultra Nomad
Posts: 3455
Registered: 10-2-2006
Location: High in the Colorado Rockies
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Yogi Berra is quoted as saying this. But everyone plagiarizes at some time.
US Marines: providing enemies of America an opportunity to die for their country since 1775.
What I say before any important decision.
F*ck it.
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Bubba
Senior Nomad
Posts: 957
Registered: 2-17-2009
Location: Pismo Beach, Ca.
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Yup, that's a Yogism.
Making America Great Again
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Meany
Nomad
Posts: 453
Registered: 2-14-2009
Location: santa paula,calif
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We don't need no stinky badges!!
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acadist
Super Nomad
Posts: 1125
Registered: 3-31-2007
Location: Spanaway,WA
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Mood: Waiting for the Sun
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When you get to La Paz, go to Burger King 
Dave
I moved to CO and they made me buy a little rod to make it feel like a real fish
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BajaBill74
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Posts: 253
Registered: 1-27-2014
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Mood: Beyond Extatic!
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Don't use your Spanish. They all do it better and will think you're an idiot.
What I'm doing at work is so secret, even I don't know what I'm doing!
One should believe in God, because even Google doesn't know everything.
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rts551
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Posts: 6699
Registered: 9-5-2003
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The oceans are not rising, I have pictures of palm trees to prove it.
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sancho
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Posts: 2524
Registered: 10-6-2004
Location: OC So Cal
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Read a post yrs. back on San Felipe group, a SF resident headed back to SF driving so. over Laguna Salada, I believe
there is a cafe, maybe called Ventana. Fed Hwy cops were
stationed pulling cars over. Told the Gringo he was speeding,
to which he replied 'how could you tell when I was miles away',
to which the cop replied 'everyone speeds on this road',
how can one argue with that logic
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willardguy
Elite Nomad
Posts: 6451
Registered: 9-19-2009
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driving at night is an absolute death sentence, no two ways about it....you will die.
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rts551
Elite Nomad
Posts: 6699
Registered: 9-5-2003
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Don't drink the water!
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BornFisher
Super Nomad
Posts: 2103
Registered: 1-11-2005
Location: K-38 Santa Martha/Encinitas
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The cafe at Laguna Chapala, has great air conditioning, internet, and accepts Euros!!
"When you catch a fish, you open the door of happiness."
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watizname
Senior Nomad
Posts: 769
Registered: 8-7-2009
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Wherever you go----there you are.
I yam what I yam and that\'s all what I yam.
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DawnPatrol
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Posts: 357
Registered: 11-19-2013
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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education"
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