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[*] posted on 12-13-2017 at 04:00 PM


Cool :light: ...sit, read, look at pics, tear off a page or two and wipe....

BEWARE: glossy paper risk




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[*] posted on 12-18-2017 at 05:12 PM


wipes are the best. People that buy scented TP are fools. Why pay extra for the smell. Are you trying to impress your thumb?
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[*] posted on 12-18-2017 at 05:38 PM


Bidets are best. I have one in all my RV's, tents and porta-potties.

(HINT: squirt bottle set on 'stun' position, but ya gotta AIM ! :lol: )





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[*] posted on 12-19-2017 at 12:29 PM


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Quote: Originally posted by lizard lips  
wipes are the best. People that buy scented TP are fools. Why pay extra for the smell. Are you trying to impress your thumb?




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[*] posted on 12-19-2017 at 05:55 PM


OK floatflyer after four or five beers my Spanish is perfect, my spelling not so much! Sorry about the banjos not baños. DanO mentioned taking care not to poop on ones feet when squatting, having grown up in Arizona ranch country I had heard the old cowboys talk about a “chitheel outfit” a few years ago I found it necessary to take an emergency squat and did not allow for wind drift. I figured out a “chitheel outfit” meant they were to broke or small to afford an outhouse.
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[*] posted on 12-22-2017 at 04:29 AM


Squatting is the best way to poop. Our ancestors since the dawn of time did it, and with good reason. The knees and upper legs push into the abdomen helping the process. If you sit you have to strain your core muscles to do it but with squatting there is less strain.
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[*] posted on 12-27-2017 at 11:54 AM


Beautiful July morning in the Rockies. South of Mount Robson nature calls! Take abandoned logging road for privacy. Very Private! Wander off from vehicle, 100 yards, kick a hole in the turf among wild flowers and squat. My head is clearing the wild flowers and as I gaze about a female moose exits the bush and does a double take at the human head floating above the flowers.
Here she comes, a good 700 lbs of ground shaking beast. All I can do is keep hold of the dangling jewels as nature takes it course. Can't out run her so stay in place. She stops short of 25 yards, flares her nostrils and turns away. Stops, looks back and then disappears into the brush.

Must have smelt like shyt!! In her opinion. Lucky to be here.





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[*] posted on 12-27-2017 at 02:25 PM


A good $20 investment for Baja and beyond.

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[*] posted on 12-28-2017 at 09:32 PM


Well I`m happier than a scorpion in an L.A. Bay poop house!! The little store next to me (K-38 south of Rosarito Beach), not only has a great selection of beer and booze, it has Kirtland toilet paper!!! YAY!!!!!



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[*] posted on 12-29-2017 at 01:43 PM


Toilet paper, who need that, a softened corn cob does the trick. Just wash it clean after use and it's ready for the next time.
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[*] posted on 12-29-2017 at 02:07 PM


Take a little wild out of the wilderness

Run a line from your windshield washer pump and save on tp too.




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[*] posted on 12-29-2017 at 03:06 PM


" and he really needed the banjos.""

so your the guy that chit on my banjo!!!!!!!




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[*] posted on 12-29-2017 at 03:06 PM


im wondering if this would work on a bezzell post? :?:

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[*] posted on 12-29-2017 at 04:29 PM


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[*] posted on 12-29-2017 at 05:03 PM


A real Baja Nomad trooper would just use a little rock!
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[*] posted on 12-29-2017 at 05:11 PM


Quote: Originally posted by cansea6  
A real Baja Nomad trooper would just use a little rock!



... and a few, a BEEEG JUAN ! :lol:





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