| Pages:
1
2
3
4
..
9 |
MrBillM
Platinum Nomad
Posts: 21656
Registered: 8-20-2003
Location: Out and About
Member Is Offline
Mood: It's a Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Day
|
|
Having Fun with Fear ?
Responding to the evolving advisories and social pressure demanding general usage of a mask, I've been looking locally (so far unsuccessfully) for an
appropriate one.
The "Lone Ranger" type.
Mi Esposa has expressed doubts that others among the public would see the humor, but Quien Sabe ?.
I thought about Amazon, but given shipping priorities at present, I might be dead before the mask arrived.
Tomorrow (at Walmart), the search goes on.
At last resort, I do have a Ski-Mask, but ...............
|
|
|
coronamike
Junior Nomad
Posts: 45
Registered: 5-28-2006
Location: Morro Bay
Member Is Offline
|
|
|
|
|
pauldavidmena
Super Nomad
Posts: 1683
Registered: 5-23-2013
Location: Centerville, MA, USA
Member Is Offline
|
|
Saw this in Baja Western Onion and had to share.
|
|
|
coronamike
Junior Nomad
Posts: 45
Registered: 5-28-2006
Location: Morro Bay
Member Is Offline
|
|
|
|
|
MrBillM
Platinum Nomad
Posts: 21656
Registered: 8-20-2003
Location: Out and About
Member Is Offline
Mood: It's a Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Day
|
|
Sage Advice from Earlier Trials
For those healthy (and limber enough ?):
Bend down - Place your head between your legs - Kiss your Ass Goodbye !
Seriously, as I noted to mi esposa this a.m. when she broke down in tears and cried that she was "terrified", we can only do our best to
avoid others and sanitizing as we can while going about our daily travels for necessities and our fewer journeys up to our travel trailer where we
don't come into contact with anyone. We have no control beyond that.
Speaking as a vulnerable person who has NEVER had a mild cold or flu in my entire life, including childhood when I was hospitalized
(at least 3 times) as a result, I have gone through life highly paranoid over ANY near contact with contagion and acted accordingly.
Dramatically cautious as I have been, I have still "somehow" been infected infrequently and each time it has been a (seeming) near-death experience.
As a member of the most vulnerable age-group with some age-related vulnerabilities and given the virulence of the COVID-19 so easily transferred among
those asymptomatic, my chances of avoiding, much less surviving, are pretty slim. Which will probably kill my wife, too, given her vulnerabilities.
With all that possible (probable) doom, we can best look to the lighter side and make a noir joke of it.
Words to LIVE by: "Since I gave up HOPE, I feel SO much BETTER !"
"When Life gives you Lemons ................... Pucker Up !"
|
|
|
del mar
Banned
Posts: 1057
Registered: 7-23-2016
Location: the cantina of course
Member Is Offline
Mood: lil' fuzzy
|
|
COVID-19 QUARINTINE DAY 14:
I jumped on the scale today to weigh myself and it said, “Please use Social Distancing, one person at a time.”
|
|
|
bajabuddha
Banned
Posts: 4024
Registered: 4-12-2013
Location: Baja New Mexico
Member Is Offline
Mood: Always cranky unless medicated
|
|
This isn't ''funny ha-ha" but funny strange ....just in from a friend:
you are not going to believe this chit!! i had read this was happening in town but i guess i didn't believe it...but i just layed into a us congress
hopeful "spreading his word" door to door!! as i was laying into his stupidity he had the nerve to put his flyer under my rock on my wall by where he
was standing a lil ways back from my door! i stopped long enough to take a breath and he apologized for bothering me and started to walk away...i
ended with saying "if this is the level of stupidity that you are representing for us the people of nm i am moving".
Yep, you can't fix stupid. 
I don't have a BUCKET LIST, but I do have a F***- IT LIST a mile long!
86 - 45*
|
|
|
MrBillM
Platinum Nomad
Posts: 21656
Registered: 8-20-2003
Location: Out and About
Member Is Offline
Mood: It's a Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Day
|
|
Expect the Next Buying Panic to be ...............
Vacuum Bags ?
As the TV Daily Doomsday advice regarding masks evolves, vacuum bags are being touted as one of the most effective mediums.
BEFORE being used in the vacuum, of course.
However, Mother Jones points out:
" The vacuum cleaner bag is the best filter by a large margin, “but the bag’s stiffness and thickness created a high pressure drop across the
material, rendering it unsuitable for a face mask.” Ditto for the tea towel. In the end, the pillowcase and the 100 percent cotton t-shirt “were
found to be the most suitable household materials for an improvised face mask.” However, the authors are killjoys about the whole thing anyway:
An improvised face mask should be viewed as the last possible alternative if a supply of commercial face masks is not available, irrespective of the
disease against which it may be required for protection. Improvised homemade face masks may be used to help protect those who could potentially, for
example, be at occupational risk from close or frequent contact with symptomatic patients. However, these masks would provide the wearers little
protection from microorganisms from others persons who are infected with respiratory diseases. As a result, we would not recommend the use of homemade
face masks as a method of reducing transmission of infection from aerosols".
File this under “last resort measures in case of the apocalypse.”
To see their accompanying graph:
https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2020/03/how-to-make-a...
|
|
|
coronamike
Junior Nomad
Posts: 45
Registered: 5-28-2006
Location: Morro Bay
Member Is Offline
|
|
|
|
|
Lee
Ultra Nomad
Posts: 3455
Registered: 10-2-2006
Location: High in the Colorado Rockies
Member Is Offline
|
|
US Marines: providing enemies of America an opportunity to die for their country since 1775.
What I say before any important decision.
F*ck it.
|
|
|
Skipjack Joe
Elite Nomad
Posts: 8084
Registered: 7-12-2004
Location: Bahia Asuncion
Member Is Offline
|
|
|
|
|
BajaBlanca
Select Nomad
Posts: 13165
Registered: 10-28-2008
Location: La Bocana, BCS
Member Is Offline
|
|
These jokes are GREAT! I think now, more than ever, it is important to laugh. Keep them coming everyone! and keep Healthy.
|
|
|
BajaMama
Super Nomad
Posts: 1106
Registered: 10-4-2015
Location: Pleasanton/Punta Chivato
Member Is Offline
Mood: Got Baja fever!!
|
|
Us: WE CAN'T SHUT DOWN THE WORLD TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING. LET THE WORLD END AS LONG AS I AM OKAY DURING MY LIFETIME.
Mother Nature: Hold my beer.
Alternative punchline:
Mother Nature: Here's a virus. Practice.
|
|
|
Skipjack Joe
Elite Nomad
Posts: 8084
Registered: 7-12-2004
Location: Bahia Asuncion
Member Is Offline
|
|
This is good. I don't know how to download it.
https://www.facebook.com/david.newman.3517/videos/10156836757221078/UzpfSTUyOTU1MTE2MzoxMDE1OTkyNzIxNjE2NjE2NA/
|
|
|
Skipjack Joe
Elite Nomad
Posts: 8084
Registered: 7-12-2004
Location: Bahia Asuncion
Member Is Offline
|
|
Another good one:
https://www.facebook.com/djquality23/videos/10156804329736533/UzpfSTEwMDAwMTA1OTMxNjI5NDozMDQyMjk0MjE5MTQ5MTky/
|
|
|
Bajazly
Senior Nomad
Posts: 991
Registered: 6-4-2015
Location: Goodbye Cali and Hello San Felipe
Member Is Offline
Mood: More Relaxed Everyday
|
|
Day 10 was classic.
Believing is religion - Knowing is science
Harald Pietschmann
"Get off the beaten path and memories, friends and new techniques are developed"
Bajazly, August 2019
|
|
|
Lee
Ultra Nomad
Posts: 3455
Registered: 10-2-2006
Location: High in the Colorado Rockies
Member Is Offline
|
|
US Marines: providing enemies of America an opportunity to die for their country since 1775.
What I say before any important decision.
F*ck it.
|
|
|
Skipjack Joe
Elite Nomad
Posts: 8084
Registered: 7-12-2004
Location: Bahia Asuncion
Member Is Offline
|
|
|
|
|
BajaBlanca
Select Nomad
Posts: 13165
Registered: 10-28-2008
Location: La Bocana, BCS
Member Is Offline
|
|
Yes! Every day is just a day.
|
|
|
coronamike
Junior Nomad
Posts: 45
Registered: 5-28-2006
Location: Morro Bay
Member Is Offline
|
|
Hey Lee. That was a good one.
Keep 'em coming.
|
|
|
| Pages:
1
2
3
4
..
9 |
![[*]](images/xmbforum/default_icon.gif){kind=icon}
