Originally posted by Santiago
My top 10 reasons when a Baja town is too 'touristy":
1. When my wife says she would visit that town. 2. When the thought first crosses my mind: "I wonder what a lot whould cost here?". 3. When the
kids don't stare at me in amazement and wonder. 4. When the full-time-retirees do stare at me in amazement and wonder. 5. When the menus are
printed in english. 6. When there are menus. 7. When my buddy and I want a lobster dinner but have forgotten the word for lobster so we both stand
up and prance around the table with our hands over our heads with our fingers pinching like claws and the young, nubile waitress says in perfect
english, "Would that be clams, crabs or lobsters?" 8. When the word "Market" OR "Mart" is bigger than the word "Tienda". 9. If the town advertizes
in the LA Times and the ads seem to indicate that if you visit, you'll likely get laid. 10. And if we're honest with ourselves, probably if we're
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