Originally posted by capt. mike
Dear Jessie :
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in
the world. She has a body to die for, and her current wealth is shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and
is now named "America's Sweetheart."
You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away. You are really a piece of
work! You are the most hated a--hole cheater on the planet! How can you live with yourself! I only have one thing to say to the despicable,
miserable, cheating piece of poop that you are.
Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch. ~Tiger |