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What constitutes hijacking a thread?

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docsmom - 12-11-2007 at 08:43 PM

And yet the desert tortiose is an endangered species? Isn't the tortiose endangering itself?

tortuga - 12-11-2007 at 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMG

No wonder since turtles are even hijacking time now!

Hey!! That's my cousin Alfredo in that cartoon !!!
:bounce:

tortuga - 12-11-2007 at 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by docsmom
OK, We're playing, right?
What's up with turtles? They can turn overturn themselves but can't right themselves? What's up with that?

Hey , nodody's perfect !!!!!

docsmom - 12-11-2007 at 08:56 PM

Ah, Tortuga. You're so right.

docsmom - 12-11-2007 at 09:00 PM

So I think the perfect Christmas dinner is simple. Ham, Baked Potato, a few side dishes and always olives. What's on your table?

Al G - 12-11-2007 at 09:03 PM

I thought they could not turn back over, because they make better soup bowls that way.... :biggrin:

Edit: for bowel spelling :lol:

[Edited on 12-12-2007 by Al G]

I may be late for work next Wednesday.

BMG - 12-11-2007 at 09:11 PM

Like maybe a WEEK LATE!

I guess it's time to admit my former profession. I used to be a rodeo turtle rider. Nothing like a bucking turtle rider to thrill the audiences. It was dangerous but we had terrific rodeo clowns to protect us. They were actually old, retired rodeo clowns but they didn't need to be too fast anymore anyway. My favorite clown was Gimpy Morgan. He only had one leg and couldn't hear too well but being almost blind was the biggest problem he had. But good ol' Ginpy would get right in there and draw the raging turtle's attention allowing the rider that extra 10 minutes to get away and escape serious injury. I finally gave up turtle riding due to a serious rash I developed from riding the turtles bareback. Boy, those were the days though.

Paulina - 12-11-2007 at 09:18 PM

If this link works, then you will see that some turtles have what it takes to make a difference.

http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?g=632ae471-54ed-4784-845...

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032633#

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Paulina - 12-11-2007 at 09:44 PM

No Kate, it's supposed to be turtle tricks. This turtle has learned tricks such as playing dead, rolling over and freezing. He works with special needs kids. I was afraid that I wouldn't link it correctly....
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ps. there is usually a commerical before the video plays.

Natalie Ann - 12-11-2007 at 10:05 PM

I saw the video turtle do tricks! Kinda interesting... and he had leaned how to 'right' himself - no soup bowls in this guy's future. But the 'trainer'... he's sumthin' else. Said he was Elias Gozales' shrink.... :rolleyes:

Then at the end he tries to work in a little Pokemon ad. Yep I did enjoy that video, Paulina.

When I was under 5 I had a box turtle - little turtle bowl with places for him to crawl and all. Real nice little fella - not the dimestore painted variety. One morning the little guy was no where to be found, though we looked and looked all day - my mother muttering something about the stink this was gonna raise. I was incredibly sad we could not find him. Later in the year, my dad rolled back a corner of the rug to put up the Christmas tree... and there was my little ol' dried up turtle. But he didn't smell.... ever. :?:

Nena

Natalie Ann - 12-11-2007 at 10:09 PM

Oh yeah Judy.... I wanted to suggest that maybe I could make you a new skirt with turtles on it. In case you're interested, what length would you like? Choose carefully, as you'll be wearing it a long time... if hijacked. :spingrin:

Nena

Paulina - 12-11-2007 at 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Al G
Just goes to show you...when it is light hearted and doesn't need a point...it is what real fun is about. :cool:

Damn...someone better hijack this...

Al G, I thought I should let you know that you are the Member of the dia with 43 posts.

Saludos!

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Natalie Ann - 12-11-2007 at 10:16 PM

I wonder if he's wearing his black light slippers as part of the celebration?

nena

Paulina - 12-11-2007 at 10:19 PM

If not the slippers, I bet he'd look ever so handsome in the tiara. Does Tiara have one R or two? Where's the baja jiyakers spelling force when you need 'em?

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Natalie Ann - 12-11-2007 at 10:30 PM

He would have to be careful - sometimes turtles bite. Perhaps if he strokes its tummi to help it relax....

nena

Packoderm - 12-11-2007 at 10:52 PM

bump

bajadogs - 12-11-2007 at 10:56 PM

yank

edit -

"Kill"

[Edited on 12-12-2007 by bajadogs]

Paulina - 12-11-2007 at 11:02 PM

DavidT - 12-11-2007 at 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paulina

'Tis the season. Great movie

Natalie Ann - 12-11-2007 at 11:47 PM

Gonna shoot his eye out. :no:

nena

Brussel Sprouts anyone?

The Gull - 12-12-2007 at 06:16 AM

SF Dec 2007 111.jpg - 18kB

tortuga - 12-12-2007 at 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMG
Like maybe a WEEK LATE!

Just checking the thread this A.M. You know old Gimpy was tragically killed by Tornado Tortuga back in '85.

Good gag BMG!! :lol:

No Riders

The Gull - 12-12-2007 at 06:24 AM

AlpacaFest West 008.jpg - 20kB

DENNIS - 12-12-2007 at 06:36 AM

Looks like The Gull has taken it over the top to 559, a new record.

---WHEW--- Is it over?

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 08:13 AM

Something this much fun will live on and be referenced many times...

Paula - 12-12-2007 at 08:14 AM

OVER?????

Over the rainbow, maybe....

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 08:28 AM

You virtual gals are too much...Fat Albert...a tiara....black lite slippers..kising a turtle (apoligies tortuga) while painting the bottom of a table...tough group to join...but for a margerita, I will think about it :lol:

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 09:33 AM

Oh Paula - a Galen Rowell photo to begin my day! Thank you ever so much. I saw the movie The Tin Man last week on tv... but it did not put me 'over the rainbow' near as much as did your post. :bounce:

Nena

Paulina - 12-12-2007 at 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fdt
What's for breakfast?

Whole grain bagel with hummus and a diet Coke!

Oh, and I had egg nog in my coffee.

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Marie-Rose - 12-12-2007 at 09:41 AM

Eggnog

...a bit leftover from the eggnog and spiced rum last night.... Yes, eggnog latte :yes:

bajajudy - 12-12-2007 at 09:41 AM

Paulina, no rum and coke this morning...you are slipping

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 09:45 AM

I'm having a tuff time getting going this a.m..... perhaps I'll try the rum and coke this morning. :saint:

Nena

wilderone - 12-12-2007 at 09:48 AM

Turtle tricks? I have some pet rocks. Their names are Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III and Spot. Spot is a snowflake obsidian. ("You're so pretty, aren't you Spot, yes you are so pretty - yes you are.") They are well trained and can sit, play dead and stay - but it's difficult to tell the difference.

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 09:49 AM

"eggnog latte"...never thought about that...I wonder if Starbucks across the street has them? Eggnog and coffee????

Marie-Rose - 12-12-2007 at 09:50 AM

...or how about an eggnog and rum latte :bounce:

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 09:53 AM

Oh...no, the pet rocks are here...that would kill any thread.... :lol:

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wilderone
Turtle tricks? I have some pet rocks. Their names are Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III and Spot. Spot is a snowflake obsidian. ("You're so pretty, aren't you Spot, yes you are so pretty - yes you are.") They are well trained and can sit, play dead and stay - but it's difficult to tell the difference.

But are they housebroken? We don't want Al to get rock poo all over his new black light slippers.

Nena

Marie-Rose - 12-12-2007 at 09:55 AM

He won't notice the poo if he drinks enough eggnog and rum lattes!!!

wilderone - 12-12-2007 at 09:56 AM

"But are they housebroken?"
So THAT'S what that sand is all over the couch!

Paula - 12-12-2007 at 10:02 AM

Wilderone,

I've just been re-reading my fun with Dick and Jane books, and I would like to see Spot run.

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fdt
What's for breakfast?

Thought you were cooking this morning, Fernando. Burnt potatoes - your specialty.

Nena

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Natalie Ann

Quote:

Originally posted by fdt
What's for breakfast?

Thought you were cooking this morning, Fernando. Burnt potatoes - your specialty.

Nena

And don,t forget the onions...

Mezzico-Mezzzzico-Mezzico

vivaloha - 12-12-2007 at 10:12 AM

Harrow Grang, jus wanned
t'add dis lil bit'o'font grafix

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Mezzico-Mezzzzico-Mezzico
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Paulina - 12-12-2007 at 10:12 AM

Papa Llama loves Mama Llama
and
Mama Llama loves Papa Llama too.

Papa Llama and Mama Llama
Had a little baby llama
at the zoo.

See what you made me do Kate!? I haven't thought of that song in a long time, now I'm going to be hearing it :bounce:

over and over all day today.

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[Edited on 12-12-2007 by Paulina]

SkyMedBarbara - 12-12-2007 at 10:13 AM

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quote]
I know a young lady who rides on a llama,
An Andean beast of burden, comma,
His looks are funny, kind of camel-y
In fact, he's from the very same family.
If you're a person a llama could hate,
Watch out, pal, he'll expectorate.
If you ever anger an Andean llama,
Run like hell and call for Momma
-----------------------
Kate <--- did not write that!

Calling that bad prose or poetry won't even cover it

More like "SAD" :barf:

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by vivaloha
Harrow Grang, jus wanned
t'add dis lil bit'o'font grafix

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mezzico-Mezzzzico-Mezzico
Mezzico-Mezzzzico-Mezzico

We need to deduct a post from the count....

bajajudy - 12-12-2007 at 11:10 AM

There's an animal in the zoo about as tall as a man now guess if you can, know who?
Her feet are all wrong: two are short, two are long.
Why its Katie the Kangaroo!!

Believe it or not I used to do a dance routine to this little diddy. I could go on.....
But I wont.

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 11:26 AM

Judy - did you get to wear a costume and perform your dance in a recital?

nena

Cmon Judy....dance!

Sharksbaja - 12-12-2007 at 11:32 AM

bajajudy - 12-12-2007 at 12:21 PM

Nena
You bet your bippy I did. Cute little pouch I had too with a baby kangaroo inside.
I wish I knew how to utube, I could do a cute little vid of my routine..................NOT!

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 12:48 PM

I can only imagine you in that cute little kangaroo outfit hopping and dancing, Judy.... priceless. :lol:

The costume on Sharksy's dancer seems quite seasonal... I like it. Wondering... are leprechauns Santa's elves in different garb?

Nena

The Gull - 12-12-2007 at 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by morgaine7

Quote:

Originally posted by The Gull

I know a young lady who rides on a llama,
An Andean beast of burden, comma,
His looks are funny, kind of camel-y
In fact, he's from the very same family.
If you're a person a llama could hate,
Watch out, pal, he'll expectorate.
If you ever anger an Andean llama,
Run like hell and call for Momma
-----------------------
Kate <--- did not write that!

This is an Alpaca, not a Llama.

Como se llama?

The Gull - 12-12-2007 at 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by morgaine7

Quote:

Originally posted by The Gull
This is an Alpaca, not a Llama.

Yes, but I didn't have a bad poem about an alpaca. :rolleyes:

Kate

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Elk Ilk?

The Gull - 12-12-2007 at 01:51 PM

Grand-Canyon_097.jpg - 45kB

Barry A. - 12-12-2007 at 01:55 PM

:lol:

Good one, Gull.

ELINVESTIG8R - 12-12-2007 at 01:56 PM

That Elk would make a wonderful pet. I just want to go over there and give that Elk a big hug. Of course he may gore me in the process. :lol:

[Edited on 12-12-2007 by ELINVESTI8]

Barry A. - 12-12-2007 at 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ELINVESTI8
That Elk would make a wonderful pet. I just want to go over there and give that Elk a big hug. Of course he may gore me in the process. :lol:

[Edited on 12-12-2007 by ELINVESTI8]

gore?? did you say "gore"????

Al Gore invented elks, and may even have one for a pet, but I doubt that his ilk would approve of that------not natural you know, and elks give off a LOT of heat.

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 05:59 PM

Well...this thread could be closed, because of it's irrelevance, but I like the fun of it...perhapes it is the best of the Nomad lite side...something that makes you feel good.
It will be a disappointment if this thread ends...
Is it 5 oclock yet...I smell pacifico. That's Baja Pacifico.... :lol:

bajajudy - 12-12-2007 at 06:01 PM

Ok team Nomad
Time for some more fun, dont you think?

After an extensive search on the internet, I was unable to find the rest of the words to Katie the Kangaroo. Although I did find that it was written by someone named M Rosette and there used to be recordings of it....which is of course is what I danced to.

How is that breakfast, fdt. Paula my underside needs painting too....thats my mesa. Docs mom is getting flashbacks...not a good sign. Comitan is laboring under the false impression that I actually wear skirts. Al has on disco slippers....with or without socks I cant remember and I am certainaly not going back and read all this BS to find out
anyone else feeling highjinxed, highjacked, lowjacked, under the table jacked. we had a flat tire the other day and I got to use a JACK....
bye

That was you ??!!

tortuga - 12-12-2007 at 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bajajudy

Believe it or not I used to do a dance routine to this little diddy. I could go on.....
But I wont.

That was you??!! :lol:

Paula - 12-12-2007 at 06:50 PM

Judy,
Was it a tap dance you did to Katy the Kangaroo? If it was you can keep on dancin' because all tap dance songs follow a formula. They start out something like:

Katy the kangaroo
liked to dance the hootchie hoo
it made her sweetie say cootchie coo
and the rest is historeeeeeeeeeeeee....

It then generally moves on to expressions of happy-feet glee, such as:

ba dat'n da da da da
doodleioot dee
yazza yazza yazza
o yesiree

etcetera and so forth.

These lyrics are meant to be improvised, rather than memorized, for the sake of spontaneity and utter joy.
When you are ready to stop dancing you can bring it all back home with a simple refrain like:

yes, that Kay was quite a gal,
and the joey in her pouch,
well they called him Hal.

Tis is how I learned it, any way :dudette:

So dance on, girl!!!!!!!!! :tumble:

Paula - 12-12-2007 at 06:57 PM

Nena,

Can we dance the Kangaroo polka tonight at the virtual margarita hour tonight, please?

I think it will make us all happy. Nothing like a polka.

Amigos , Amigas

tortuga - 12-12-2007 at 06:59 PM

Por seguro . Hay muchas bromistas aqui !!!

[Edited on 12-13-2007 by tortuga]

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 07:06 PM

She may not have stopped Pompano - but I did:

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 07:09 PM

Of course we can polka, Paula. I come from a family of accordion players and polka dancers... will be like old home week for me. And if Judy agrees, she can dance in either her kangaroo costume or her turtle skirt. Wonder how Al will fare in those slippers - it's a pretty fast-moving dance, ya know.

Tortuga sez he/she'll supply the humor.

Perhaps fdt and the Mrs. will have some polka music on hand. I'm gonna wander over to their radio show and ask them.

Nena

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 07:20 PM

Let the slippers fly....the scorpins too...more worried about my Pacificooooooo...opps I should have held on tighter...danm window anyway :lol:

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 07:21 PM

Pompano...pray for me and my dead pacifico... :biggrin:

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 07:24 PM

I just read the side of that shrine...Paula did you marry Jezzus... :lol:

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Al G
I just read the side of that shrine...Paula did you marry Jezzus... :lol:

oops I may have just offend the religious...but not on purpose.. forgot that today is our lady of Guadalupe dia...

Male or Female

tortuga - 12-12-2007 at 07:51 PM

Statistically speaking , are thread highjackers more likely to be male or female ?
Thanks , Tortuga

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 07:56 PM

Statistically speaking...I would rather not get banned from the Polka party... :rolleyes:

Edit: can't spell for chit... :lol:

[Edited on 12-13-2007 by Al G]

docsmom - 12-12-2007 at 08:26 PM

No Nena! You're from a family of accordian players and polka dancers? A couple of years ago I went on a sunset cruise in Rocky Point. Belly dancers and bagpipes. Hope it wasn't your peeps 'cuz it was the weirdest experience of my life! But we did have a good time, proof that there IS enough tequila in the world :lol:

Paula - 12-12-2007 at 08:29 PM

She was beautiful today in Loreto!

Paula - 12-12-2007 at 08:35 PM

Pompano,

That is my virtual sister, Paula. I'm Paula.

But if we do get up that way, we hope to catch you at home. Call us if you're coming to Loreto again-- it is no longer impossible to drive to our house, and we make better tacos than that place on the malecon!

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 08:38 PM

Very nice Lupe, Paula.

nena

Natalie Ann - 12-12-2007 at 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by docsmom
No Nena! You're from a family of accordian players and polka dancers? A couple of years ago I went on a sunset cruise in Rocky Point. Belly dancers and bagpipes. Hope it wasn't your peeps 'cuz it was the weirdest experience of my life! But we did have a good time, proof that there IS enough tequila in the world :lol:

Thing is... I'm Irish!!! Family considers me a 'throwback'.... different from all the others who came out with the Swiss characteristics. I don't think we had any bagpipes... but I understand those dudes don't wear unders under their skirts. Perhaps we should be painting their undersides, not Judy's and not Paula's table.

And yes.... always enough tequila.

Nena

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 08:51 PM

Nena!!!!!...that leaves me out for sure...
No unders...ugh ugh ugh ugh Thats gotta hurt... :lol:

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 09:02 PM

Your are right something is getting heavy...think I have to make room for another Pacifico.... :lol:

Excuse me...

BMG - 12-12-2007 at 10:49 PM

does anyone have the time?

Mango - 12-12-2007 at 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMG
does anyone have the time?

There is no time!

Al G - 12-12-2007 at 11:09 PM

It won't be long before I have no time again...mi baja es mi temiepo..
and I know I cannot spell in espanol...HELP.... :lol:

Mango - 12-12-2007 at 11:15 PM

Everything is going to be alright, just watch out for the pirate squirrels last seen sailing near La Paz. They have no time - nor any stinking badges.

Might be off-topic

BMG - 12-12-2007 at 11:26 PM

but I found this sign over the dumpster quite amusing when read carefully.

toneart - 12-12-2007 at 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMG
does anyone have the time?

Time has been so wierd for me lately it's
all going by-so-fast I'm the one
with the gold watch getting lots done it
feels good God it's taking a long (inhale) time. :yawn:

Al G - 12-13-2007 at 09:08 AM

Good news today...I have no appointments...It has been 2 days since I have had a day off.

Think I will order my slippers :biggrin:

Paulina - 12-13-2007 at 09:55 AM

Al,

Forget about the tiara we mentioned in a million posts ago, I've found something that you may like wearing better:
http://www.bimbambanana.com/index.php?p=toys&side=visPro...

Check these savvy slippers out. You can mop the floor with every step. You might want to consider these for daytime attire when you don't need to illuminate those bugs.

[Edited on 13-12-2007 by Paulina]

mop slippers.jpg - 27kB

bajajudy - 12-13-2007 at 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMG
does anyone have the time?

Jimmy Buffett's watch says, NOW

Breathe in, breathe out, move on!

I love his new CD, Bama Breeze

vandenberg - 12-13-2007 at 01:42 PM

Get ready all you hijackers,I'm on my way

DENNIS - 12-13-2007 at 01:45 PM

That is hideous. I hope the kids arn't watching.

Natalie Ann - 12-13-2007 at 02:09 PM

Hard to imagine that evil looking Claus delivering those cute slippers to Al.

nena

bajajudy - 12-13-2007 at 02:10 PM

Vand
I thought that you had quit smoking those nasty dynamite sticks.
Aside from that, you looking good!.....Gray is my favorite skin tone

Paulina - 12-13-2007 at 02:15 PM

I think it is to that Evil Santa that Al is going to have to write if he wants to find a farting racoon skin hat under his tree...

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Barry A. - 12-13-2007 at 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMG
but I found this sign over the dumpster quite amusing when read carefully.

BMG-------that is halarious--------Anacortes is turning on it's own people--------this may be part of the neo-con conspiracy that I hear about in OFF-TOPIC, and right in the heart of "liberal land".

barry

Paulina - 12-13-2007 at 02:46 PM

Soilent Green is people!

Natalie Ann - 12-13-2007 at 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paulina
Soilent Green is people!

Well, that decides my dinner menu... no cooking required. :biggrin:

For my vegan friends, we'll just call it spinach chips. Wonder what might make a good dip?

Nena

Paulina - 12-13-2007 at 03:51 PM

Nena,

Dip doesn't matter as long as you have a nice, calming, peaceful video playing in the background.

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Al G - 12-13-2007 at 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paulina
I think it is to that Evil Santa that Al is going to have to write if he wants to find a farting racoon skin hat under his tree...

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Please please please don't make me do it...I have had nightmares for the last 2 nights over this thread and a farting raccoon hat is not compatible with black lite slippers...I can see it now black lite slippers...Racoon hat...Pacifico in right hand and a Nina, virtual parters Margarita in the other...damn I am seeing a picture close to the one Pompano posted of himself... :biggrin:

DENNIS - 12-13-2007 at 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paulina
Soilent Green is people!

Was people.

Paulina - 12-13-2007 at 04:16 PM

Oh Albert,

You almost described the man of my dreams to the tee...You know you can do it. Dennis would be soooo right on your fashion heels, I can feel/see it now.

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DENNIS - 12-13-2007 at 04:18 PM

Wait a minute. What am I doing?

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