BajaNomad

For David K

Diklang - 11-23-2002 at 04:42 PM

HU'S ON FIRST
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?

:cool:

David K - 11-23-2002 at 08:29 PM

Very funny Dik, but it's good enough for everyone, not just me! LOL...

It is far better to make a joke about the president than to HAVE a joke as a president (like the last one), eh? ?Viva Bush!

reefrocket - 11-23-2002 at 09:19 PM

Wow what was it 'M' or some one used to say?

ROTHFMAO:D :D :D

BajaNomad - 11-23-2002 at 09:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by reefrocketROTHFMAO:D :D :D
Would that be:

ROFLMFAO by chance?

Oh, and hey... isn't this post off-topic?

;)

--
Doug

Apologies

Diklang - 11-23-2002 at 10:56 PM

I'm sorry about getting off topic, Doug, but I couldn't work El Presidente Fox into it without alluding to an obsenity. :P

Oh...and my apologies to Abbott & Costello.