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Appropriate Posts

southerner - 1-1-2007 at 10:36 AM

I don't post much because I don't have that much to offer, apparently neither does Captain Mike. Maybe he shouldn't post either!

Captain Mike, maybe you should join some adult oriented website that might be more appropriate for the ramblings of a lecherous old man.

[Edited on 1-1-2007 by southerner]

pargo - 1-1-2007 at 10:44 AM

Souith,

Agree about the subject matter, but me thinks we shouldn't pass judgement on the Captain so quickly. I don't know him personally but i've read many of his posts and I truely believe he is a much better person than his latest post would lead you to believe. We all make mistakes and that one really sucked (pardon the punn).

Diver - 1-1-2007 at 10:56 AM

Seems lots of people are quick to judge.
"I don't post much but ....... I just had to........judge."
We are all adults and even the teens are old enough to laugh.
Maybe it's a little "off color" but so is Mike and so are many of us.
I laughed ! No judgement neccessary.

.

What post

Baja Bernie - 1-1-2007 at 10:59 AM

so I may laugh or judge.......remember that old saying, "I like MIke"

Barry A. - 1-1-2007 at 11:04 AM

Like Bernie, I have no idea what "post" you are talking about.

But I can say for as long as I have been "on" this board, that "The Captain" is one of our best and most consistent contributors, and I for one welcome his comments-----------

(apparently he made a dusy lately??????-----where is it????) :lol:

FARASHA - 1-1-2007 at 11:04 AM

WHAT POST - "watch out at Ensenada and la paz home depots" - there BERNIE, but be carefull - :biggrin:

quick to judge

southerner - 1-1-2007 at 11:09 AM

Yea you're right, I was quick to judge. Should follow the advice I was about to give Captain Mike and think before posting. Plus, we probably shouldn't be filling up the home building site with this junk. That post irked me enough to write what I was thinking, generally not a good way to keep friends.

FARASHA - 1-1-2007 at 11:26 AM

Hose A : the gals have been tooo busy with Capt.mike AND Pompano! :lol:

- you came just tooo late :lol:

OMG am splitting my sides with you guys - :bounce:

Barry A. - 1-1-2007 at 11:26 AM

"Those girls" can spot a flyboy everytime----------the rest of us are ignored it seems. I got out every one of my wornout wallets, and I still have them all.

Maybe we are just lucky. I am sending them all to the "Capt." who apparently can put them to good use.

Sighhhhhhhh

JZ - 1-1-2007 at 11:47 AM

Maybe you should start a bible belt forum Southerner.

You know how Google keeps stats on everything. Turns out the most searches for porn come from Utah. How ironic! These people talk a good game, but do a lot of things in the closet!

[Edited on 1-1-2007 by JZ]

Barry A. - 1-1-2007 at 12:47 PM

As a long-ago city cop in San Diego, I cannot (will not?) tell you all the------well-------"strange things" I encountered going on in parked cars in parking lots after citizen complaints-------------lets just say there are many people out there that do "strange things" (extreme sports?) in public, or barely out of sight of public.

(Britney Spears comes to mind)

It is a wild world out there, and often laughing about it relieves the stress, I am thinking.

JZ-----

Barry A. - 1-1-2007 at 12:57 PM

----I lived in Utah for 4 years, and I do not recall that the folks from Utah are particularly anti-porn in their talking points-----------nor are the secretive in their sexuality------in fact quite the contrary------they are "right out there" with everything, with the possible exception of the "polygamy" situation. So your "closet" point, and "talking a good game" point is lost on me, I am afraid.

Care to clarify?

(also, a post I just responded to has mysteriously disappeared-----what is with that????)

Cypress - 1-1-2007 at 01:20 PM

If a kid is savy enough to use the internet, Capt. Mikes post isn't what you'd call X-rated, just an innocent joke. :?:

Bob H - 1-1-2007 at 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cypress
If a kid is savy enough to use the internet, Capt. Mikes post isn't what you'd call X-rated, just an innocent joke. :?:

I agree with Cypress..... Bob H

Bob and Susan - 1-1-2007 at 01:45 PM

Someone sent this to me today...

i did some checking and it's posted on the internet so it MUST be true :lol:

http://blondesense.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_blondesense_archi...
i think we're in trouble!!!
________________________________________________________
Purse Scam -- Beware

I don't know how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be how I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me and it could happen to you.
(Guys, pass this along to your wives & daughters)

HERE'S HOW THE SCAM WORKS:

Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old, well-built cowboy type guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex with their highly defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed.

It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another store.

You pause, then agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can continue!

While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!

I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

Watch Out!!

capt. mike - 1-1-2007 at 01:46 PM

ok..........i am sorry..........mea culpa........and my wife just sent me to my room to think about what i did after which i can come..??!! out again to play but i have to watch my manners or i may get grounded next time!!! :biggrin:

did i miss something or are we really supposed to take this internet stuff seriously?

wonder if there's a garden club or sumthin i should join?......

Capt Mike

bajaguy - 1-1-2007 at 01:50 PM

I think you can find wallets at the dollar store!!!

Cypress - 1-1-2007 at 01:58 PM

Bob and Susan!! :lol:

When all the other posters have their say, your take on the subject is usually "Dead On". :bounce:

vandenberg - 1-1-2007 at 02:21 PM

Southerner

Your minister was trying to fly his new Christmas kite this morning, and when the thing kept diving into the earth, his wife shouted out of the bedroom window'" you need a piece of tail ", at which he replied " make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite".

Clean enough for you ??

This isn't clean

Lee - 1-1-2007 at 02:24 PM

Two Baja vultures are eating a clown and one turns to the other and says: does this taste funny to you?

Summanus - 1-1-2007 at 02:27 PM

A ugly spinster is walking through the park at midnight.

A man jumps out from behind a tree and says, "So help me, I'll rape you!"

The spinster says, "So rape me, I'll help you!"

Now see what you started?

Cypress - 1-1-2007 at 02:29 PM

Summanus!!!! :bounce:

JZ - 1-1-2007 at 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Barry A.
----I lived in Utah for 4 years, and I do not recall that the folks from Utah are particularly anti-porn in their talking points-----------nor are the secretive in their sexuality------in fact quite the contrary------they are "right out there" with everything, with the possible exception of the "polygamy" situation. So your "closet" point, and "talking a good game" point is lost on me, I am afraid.

Care to clarify?

Have you heard about the Mormons? No drinking, etc. I'm dating a girl that grew up in SLC. She speaks all the time about the hyprocrosy. The Google stats are proof of the same.

[Edited on 1-1-2007 by JZ]

pargo - 1-1-2007 at 02:50 PM

And all of this on the home building forum...gotta love it!
Hey ..i just got a brand new star

Cypress - 1-1-2007 at 03:05 PM

Congrats pargo!

Bob H - 1-1-2007 at 03:10 PM

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning with the girls until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."

vandenberg - 1-1-2007 at 04:15 PM

Supposed to laugh at that one???

FARASHA - 1-1-2007 at 04:51 PM

My Dear David - NO ONE would ever get to OT for having a good laugh - would we?? :lol:

Farasha

Baja Bernie - 1-1-2007 at 05:17 PM

Nah! At least not before I get to read the Captain's post.

Gosh darn! It's gone!

[Edited on 1-2-2007 by Baja Bernie]

David K - 1-1-2007 at 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FARASHA
My Dear David - NO ONE would ever get to OT for having a good laugh - would we?? :lol:

What I meant was it was off Topic in the forum it was posted in, and I see now that the moderators did move it...

David

Baja Bernie - 1-1-2007 at 05:21 PM

Now they gotta remove this one to be consistant.

What a way to start the new year.

Al G - 1-1-2007 at 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bob H
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning with the girls until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."

Damn....BEST one yet :lol:

capt. mike - 1-2-2007 at 05:58 AM

it ain't moved on my computer. so where do you see this has been moved?
.
the topic IS homebuilding, dammit. and what can happen at home depot when yur out trying to get some wood....er, i mean some supplies for your homebuilding baja project..............sheesh, what a bunch of kill joys.

boe4fun - 1-2-2007 at 10:52 AM

A Babtist, Catholic, and Mormon are all talking sports. The Babtist says; "I've got 4 boys, 1 more and I'll have a basketball team." The Catholic says; "Well, I've got 8 children, 1 more and I'll have a baseball team." The Mormon says; "Well, I've got you both beat. I've got 17 wives, 1 more and I'll have a golf course!"

pargo - 1-2-2007 at 12:01 PM

Now THAT is a good one Boe!! :lol:

newbie

mulege marv - 1-2-2007 at 02:03 PM

i have been posting on this board for quite some time as i live in baja and feel those who dont, appreciate the info and pics i have to offer. but recently ahhhh hummmm since the flood the board has been flooded by newbies, which is not all bad but one of the reasons that drove me away from the forum, as they all of a sudden seem to kow whats best for everyone. there is a moderator on the forum who delets any post HE ( i say again HE) deems unappropriate, if you want to be the moderator start a forum of your own. it was a good joke, a little spicy but let me see, was any bad language used, huh, let me think, not unless you think the word sex is bad. !!!!!! :mad:

Cypress - 1-2-2007 at 02:08 PM

mulege marv! :spingrin:

Glad you're back. :yes:

Bajagypsy - 1-2-2007 at 06:13 PM

Southerner If that story offended you, you better not surf the net, there is way worse things than that on the internet.

[Edited on 1-3-2007 by Bajagypsy]

JZ - 1-3-2007 at 10:02 PM

Huh???? I didn't understand a word of that! You are thinking too hard!

Prude?

Sharksbaja - 1-3-2007 at 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mulege marv
i have been posting on this board for quite some time as i live in baja and feel those who dont, appreciate the info and pics i have to offer. but recently ahhhh hummmm since the flood the board has been flooded by newbies, which is not all bad but one of the reasons that drove me away from the forum, as they all of a sudden seem to kow whats best for everyone. there is a moderator on the forum who delets any post HE ( i say again HE) deems unappropriate, if you want to be the moderator start a forum of your own. it was a good joke, a little spicy but let me see, was any bad language used, huh, let me think, not unless you think the word sex is bad. !!!!!! :mad:

Ya know Marv.... I thought it was jus me.

Anyone who thought that joke perverse or otherwise inappropriate for it's content should look at some of their own inappropriate post(s) from the past. :rolleyes:

oladulce - 1-3-2007 at 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JZ
Huh???? I didn't understand a word of that! You are thinking too hard!

Funny, it made sense when I wrote it but I didn't get it either when I re-read it JZ.