Do real men wear thongs ??

After Shari's recent pictorial post, I hoped to finally get to the bottom of this pressing issue .

1) When in Baja, is it considered manly to sport a thong ??

2) What endearing names have you heard for them, locally ??

OK ladies; the real question is;

Is it really the buns that make the thong or is it the, um ... something else .... ?

Oh yea, and do you girls really know about shrinkage ??

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[Edited on 5-7-2007 by Diver]

Thongs--------what's the point of wearing one???

When I am isolated in Baja it's no clothes at all that works best for me, and mine.

Well, hey, now that you put it that way; anything for fishing !!

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Juan has a secret weapon inside of his thong????This thread is too funny, I give Juan big credit for sporting his thong. Dern usually wears his thongs on his feet, but maybe if I bust out my daisy print thong and talk really nice to him, you never know....if nobody's looking....
Seriously, I have been known to wear one. I figure if people don't like how it looks, then don't look. And my other motto: Brown fat looks better than white fat. Butt, I'm working on that one.

Bottoms up!
(Y) O*)))><

Edit: I'm going to be so busted when Dern reads this post.

[Edited on 7-5-2007 by Paulina]

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Originally posted by Barry A. Thongs--------what's the point of wearing one??? When I am isolated in Baja it's no clothes at all that works best for me, and mine.

I like my weenies browned but not burnt !!! Ouch !!!

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Something about the word "imagination" in Dano's response didn't set well. :moon:
Otherwide I would agree; except when my wife tells me not to (in private) !!

And mine was a leopard print in black and brown !!

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when we were kids ...

we called these "thongs"...

now of course we call them "flip-flops"

we wear them ALL the time

No.

I've had two hip replacements now with a resulting 9" scar on each cheek plus another one where they had to cut a chunk out after a Brown Recluse bite years ago, so I think if I wore one of those things it would REALLY gross people out.

Banana hammock

Thongland

what does everyone else think?
Toooooo funny!

You Go Oso!

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Originally posted by Oso I've had two hip replacements now with a resulting 9" scar on each cheek plus another one where they had to cut a chunk out after a Brown Recluse bite years ago, so I think if I wore one of those things it would REALLY gross people out.

Like I said, if they don't like what they see, they don't have to look!

P.

Say George, do you know Dan Quayle?

Maybe I'll shop for a "Borat" model...:moon:

[Edited on 5-8-2007 by Oso]

So there we are, my wife and I, feeling groovy after a romanitc night. (Actuallu, I felt very tired !)
My lovely wife says "Say honey, lets go to the lingerie shop. I want to buy something."
So we go off to the store and she tries on a few things and then says "Here honey try on this little thong thing."
I say "Ain't no way in H-eck you will ever see me in one of those floss things ! No way, no how, never !!"


So when I come out of the dressing room looking like chubaka with a blow-dry .........


Later my wife tried to get me to wear the thing outside and I said "Absolutely NO WAY baby !! Never gonna happen !! "


So there I am walking around with a dish towel hanging from the floss in back of my new spotted strangler .....

Wives !! Love 'em or hate 'em !!!!
(Whichever she tells me !)

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Mr. Gypsy here.
Nope no thongs for me (the string up my butt would drive me mad), either nothing at all, or maybe a sock too protect from sunburn. But thats it...

Not this one!

Mr. Gypsy, this is for you.

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Originally posted by Bajagypsy Mr. Gypsy here. Nope no thongs for me (the string up my butt would drive me mad), either nothing at all, or maybe a sock too protect from sunburn. But thats it...

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Originally posted by Paulina Quote: Originally posted by Bajagypsy Mr. Gypsy here. Nope no thongs for me (the string up my butt would drive me mad), either nothing at all, or maybe a sock too protect from sunburn. But thats it... Socks are so old school. Check this link out. Sheri, Don't show this to Juan! www.willywarmers.com O**)))><grownupeyesonly!

Paulina, Sometimes only a sombrero will do the job.......oh, boy, I'm in trouble for this one, right?

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Originally posted by grover Quote: Originally posted by Pompano...Sometimes only a sombrero will do the job... ...or two.

Hey !! He's not wearing a thong thing !!
And that somprero is a bit petite, no ?
I guess, when in Rome (Mexico) ....... sombreros it is !!!

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Dennis

oh shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there ar teenagers on this board eeew....that's nasty...not nice...no way...ick ick ick!!!!!!!thongs should be boxed up and sent to timbucktoo or somewhere even farther away from anywhere you call humans....and sombrero??? i have one word for you NASTY but i always knew this would happen so here goes my real mom...ugh!!! pleeeeez no more pic's of icky stuff this is driving me mad!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

sirenawhennotcoveringhereyesandearsanddyingofshameofhermothersposts...ick!

I break my thong out when the temp hits 102 degrees.

Just recalled my last conversation with my surgeon. He was checking how the wound had healed during a post-operative exam. Looking at the scar, I joked "Guess I can't wear a thong at the beach anymore," His response: "Good."

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Originally posted by Oso Just recalled my last conversation with my surgeon. He was checking how the wound had healed during a post-operative exam. Looking at the scar, I joked "Guess I can't wear a thong at the beach anymore," His response: "Good."

Oso, I recomend you get a second opinion

C'mon Sirenita...humor us old folks will ya...and remember your roots gal...all those naked pictures of us all at the hot springs and swimming in our lake...good thing Juan had his thong on!
Now, I can't believe there arent any macho thong wearers out there...come out of the closet hombres! And ladies, that's what you can get him for fathers day

Here's one of me after my recent sex change !!

I will check into fleecies.
After the Jenny Craig program and the sex change I get cold much easier.

Here is my before picture.
I am wearing a thong !

I am laughing my thang off with these last 3 pictures.!!!

Boy, it must have taken a lot of hot wax to get ready for Hose A's picture !!

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Ohmigod !
I thought I destroyed all those shots !

That is towards the end of the Jenny Craig diet and before my year with bolemia.
The hormones were just starting to kick in. Don't you just hate a hairy face ??



This thread is deteriorating rapidly !!

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Now, that's the only thong I want to see !!! CaboRon