Holy Crap!!! Thats alot of dog doo!!! I like your solutions though. Maybe a chip shot or two, into the dog owners area??? HotSchott - 5-21-2007 at 06:49 AM
Nice!backninedan - 5-21-2007 at 06:55 AM
Good idea, but you may have problems finding a caddy, club cleaning sounds a like a real chitty job.Diver - 5-21-2007 at 07:17 AM
To avoid that nasty slice;
make sure you have the correct overlapped grip,
address the turd,
settle in and check club to turd distance,
take a gentle practice swing being careful to just brush the sand,
While keeping head down,
slowly draw back while twisting from the waist/waste.
As you begin your downswing,
accelerate the club head towards the turd,
make sure your follow goes right through the point of impact,
close your eyes on impact, those freshies can be a mess !!!
Sun-turd tea, eh ??
.Cypress - 5-21-2007 at 07:42 AM
Be sure and feed Fido a lot of ruffage.:spingrinught to hold the poop together
and increase distance.capt. mike - 5-21-2007 at 11:22 AM
my guide says you must address the ball.
how does one address a turd??
Norton would say, "Hello turd!"Iflyfish - 5-21-2007 at 12:19 PM
Great form there Pomp!
Crappy shot though.
Ilfyfishwithsomethingotherthanturdsbajaandy - 5-21-2007 at 12:41 PM
"You show that turd who's boss!"toneart - 5-21-2007 at 12:48 PM
Pompano Plato said awhile back,"Nothing human is of great importance". Obviously products canine warrant more. I suspect those turds are generated by
Pompano's own dogs. Sure saves on the cost of golf balls. When aiming at boats do you shout fore or aft?
DENNIS - 5-21-2007 at 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by toneart
When aiming at boats do you shout fore or aft?
Iflyfish - 5-21-2007 at 01:29 PM
"Fore or Aft?"
Good one!
Iflyfish
FYI, in Mexico city a few years ago, ran into an interesting newpaper article, kids clubs in Mexico City organizing to pick up dog poop. Figure quoted
40,000 pounds of dried poop released into the air EACH DAY in the city! Now there is a lot of crap to ponder. I stay away from that city.toneart - 5-21-2007 at 01:48 PM
Everyone in Mulege knows my dog Paco. He weighs 100lbs. Black and tan Husky/German Shephard mix. If you were to swing a club at one of his pearls you
might hurt someone. I always walk the river road carrying plastic bags....rather inconsiderate, after learning from Pompano that the turds can be
solutions to big problems. I am always a little self-conscious when using the plastic bags. I am sure the locals are thinking,"Porque? Que se va hacer
con la caca?" Now I have an answer for them: I can take them to Pompano's beach. Wingnut - 5-21-2007 at 02:25 PM
I guess if a shot goes OB or in the water hazard you are taking the penalty! And do the golf rules allow a scoop if you have to take relief? Brings a
whole new meaning to "one club length"! Play on....woody with a view - 5-21-2007 at 04:30 PM
Quote:
Yesterday I sliced a turd into my neighbor's jug of suntea..I should have told them, but...
probably just assumed it was a candy bar...or a cinnamon stick.
Bob and Susan - 5-21-2007 at 04:40 PM
"baby ruth" (1980 caddyshack)
[Edited on 5-21-2007 by Bob and Susan]
Halboo - 5-21-2007 at 05:28 PM
DOODIE!!!rdrrm8e - 5-22-2007 at 08:42 AM
Keep your weight centered...and keep your eye on the Turd.jerry - 5-22-2007 at 11:32 AM
hmmm nice chit shotDiver - 5-22-2007 at 01:54 PM
Who got the job, Hilary or the dog ?? Diver - 5-22-2007 at 02:46 PM
Just the times, I guess, Hilary has been having a hard time with all of her new employment aspirations lately.
A turd retrieving dog ?? Ehwww !
Do you really want them back ?
This looks like a deliberate shot at the neighbor's sun-tea jar ??
.El Camote - 5-22-2007 at 09:35 PM
We all have our hobbys. I guess Pompano's gives new meaning to the pasttime of "shootin' craps".
Pompano, as always, thanks for the BIG laugh of the day!
ught to hold the poop together
and increase distance.
