BajaNomad

Caption this photo Contest..concluded.

fishbuck - 5-30-2007 at 08:45 PM

"Man, I hope nobody sees me!"

The Sculpin - 5-30-2007 at 08:51 PM

...just wait until those damn pre-runners get a load of this, eh...eh...!!!!

bajaguy - 5-30-2007 at 09:13 PM

"what do you mean, you forgot the paper???"

bajasammy - 5-30-2007 at 09:17 PM

"Good thing I wore my green shirt and socks today"

Baja_Girl - 5-30-2007 at 09:22 PM

"Peeing here in Baja makes me appreciate the little things in life."

elgatoloco - 5-30-2007 at 09:32 PM

"I wonder why it's called jumping choll.............aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Paula - 5-30-2007 at 09:32 PM

Hmmmm.... is it an ocotillo.... or a palo adan.... no, it's an ocotillo...

Frank - 5-30-2007 at 10:22 PM

Ok this is far enough.....

amir - 5-30-2007 at 11:05 PM

"Thank God you stopped the car, my bladder was gonna blow!..."

Iflyfish - 5-31-2007 at 12:06 AM

Ahhhhh...ahh......oh....yea......mmmmmm

Iflyfish

capt. mike - 5-31-2007 at 05:06 AM

why does it hurt when i pee??!!

Cypress - 5-31-2007 at 05:17 AM

It's all about the elevation of the trajectory of the stream, of course head pressure and volume is also a factor, all contribute to real satifying pee.:D

Crusoe - 5-31-2007 at 06:19 AM

At times nowdays it can be hard to figure out the gender. Even with a rearend shot......++C++

Osprey - 5-31-2007 at 06:19 AM

Pompano

Why not stick with fish pictures. Leave the bodily functions humor to the Cable Guy. Every time you inject that stuff you bring the whole board down to a new ugly level.

Baja_Girl - 5-31-2007 at 12:07 PM

Osprey, I've been thinking about your comment a little bit.

Setting aside the observation that no one is forcing you to look or read at any posting by Pompano - who I happen to find quite entertaining, I make this other commentary:

Prior to going to law school, I studied literature.

I recall studying a playwrite who wrote the most utterly filthy toilet jokes imaginable. His works contain crude comments about body parts, male and female, and all kinds of disgusting references to sexual and bodily functions which would undoubtedly offend one of your sensibilities.

Nevertheless, his writings continued to be studied, adored, performed throughout the world even to this day.

That writer was William Shakespeare, of course.

My 2 cents - if you don't like it, don't read it. Otherwise, to each his own.

DENNIS - 5-31-2007 at 12:16 PM

"Even a caveman can do it."

You know.... the Gieko comercial.

Oh well.............................

[Edited on 5-31-2007 by DENNIS]

Bajalero - 5-31-2007 at 12:18 PM

" Lefty checks for cars"




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comitan - 5-31-2007 at 12:37 PM

How old were you when that was taken.:P:P

caption

tehag - 5-31-2007 at 02:19 PM

DMV = Drought Mitigation Volunteer.

Or how about; "Hiking with shorty."

pargo - 5-31-2007 at 02:36 PM

Joe c-cker in his younger days

Wingnut - 5-31-2007 at 05:35 PM

Now I heard of people standing on rocks to stay out of the water....but come on! How many beers was that???

fishbuck - 5-31-2007 at 10:54 PM

"Man, I hope Pompano isn't stalking me with his camara again. That guy is everywhere!"

Iflyfish - 5-31-2007 at 11:10 PM

Captain Mike,

Try antibiotics! and choose a better class of friend.

Iflyfish

Iflyfish - 5-31-2007 at 11:12 PM

Osprey, are you as peeed off as he is?

IlfyfishandalwayshaveabitwhenIhavetopee

Sharksbaja - 6-1-2007 at 12:21 AM

Many like potty posts, many don't. I don't, so don't peemeoff.:lol:

(edited for emoticon value)

Geeze, it was a joke! :P Get it, (the guys peeed-off) ah, nevermind......:rolleyes:



[Edited on 6-1-2007 by Sharksbaja]

Crusoe - 6-1-2007 at 06:35 AM

Which way back to Anna's?? ++C++

DENNIS - 6-1-2007 at 07:38 AM

"Jeezo. I've been standing here doing this for two days now. Will it ever end?"

toneart - 6-1-2007 at 11:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Baja_Girl
Osprey, I've been thinking about your comment a little bit.

Setting aside the observation that no one is forcing you to look or read at any posting by Pompano - who I happen to find quite entertaining, I make this other commentary:

Prior to going to law school, I studied literature.

I recall studying a playwrite who wrote the most utterly filthy toilet jokes imaginable. His works contain crude comments about body parts, male and female, and all kinds of disgusting references to sexual and bodily functions which would undoubtedly offend one of your sensibilities.

Nevertheless, his writings continued to be studied, adored, performed throughout the world even to this day.

That writer was William Shakespeare, of course.

My 2 cents - if you don't like it, don't read it. Otherwise, to each his own.


"To pee or not to pee....that is the question!";)

DENNIS - 6-1-2007 at 11:27 AM

Hey toneart.......That's a really good one. Urine first place now.

Cypress - 6-1-2007 at 11:28 AM

Jeez! :lol:

toneart - 6-1-2007 at 11:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DENNIS
Hey toneart.......That's a really good one. Urine first place now.


Oh pshaw..ff

toneart - 6-1-2007 at 11:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Pompano
Now that was potty-humor!....but...like a certain celeb, just a 'wee bit.'

Oh, gawd...here we go again.


Oh, gawd is right. Let's see....
First of all, I don't think a caption is necessary...it's pretty clear what Mary is saying.

Now, after viewing this picture, I am really confused.:spingrin:


This was written in reference to a new photo which Pompano posted and later deleted. So, unless you saw the photo, this post makes no sense.:(

[Edited on 6-2-2007 by toneart]

tim40 - 6-1-2007 at 12:18 PM

Darn those little pebbles hurt when they get stuck.....

Cypress - 6-1-2007 at 12:56 PM

Ouch!:tumble:

Ken Bondy - 6-1-2007 at 02:00 PM

"Jeez, some days I have to pee once an hour, other days not at all. Never know which it's gonna be."

cabobaja - 6-1-2007 at 02:04 PM

Damn, I knew I should of stopped sooner. My pants are wet!!

Wingnut - 6-1-2007 at 03:41 PM

Relief is only a whizz away!

tripledigitken - 6-1-2007 at 03:55 PM

Squatting is for sissys! Just don't call me Rosie.:lol:

[Edited on 6-1-2007 by tripledigitken]

jerry - 6-1-2007 at 07:48 PM

oh what a relief it is.

Mexray - 6-1-2007 at 09:28 PM

"Did you hear that?...The call of the WILD!"

Ahhhhhhhh! Just in time!

Baja Bernie - 6-1-2007 at 09:45 PM

amir - 6-1-2007 at 09:48 PM

"I wanted to do it standing up like he did it, but... now I have to change my panties. HONEY!?!?!?!? Will you please put down that camera and fetch me a pair of dry... "

Iflyfish - 6-1-2007 at 09:59 PM

and I thought you only Dibbled in basketball?????

oh, well, it was worth a try.

I can do anything an man can do!.......oops

Iflyfish

Erick Berne "If it ain't anal, it ain't funny"

Bajafun777 - 6-1-2007 at 11:02 PM

Dogs do it, so now Man does it and this whole territory is mine all mine:lol:!!!

amir - 6-1-2007 at 11:40 PM

"Why do I have that creepy feeling somebody is watching me?"

amir - 6-2-2007 at 12:00 AM

"GO AWAY!!! You KNOW I can't do it when somebody is watching!!!

Skipjack Joe - 6-2-2007 at 06:30 AM

"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is"

hahaha!! no, it weren't me hurting there

capt. mike - 6-2-2007 at 06:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Iflyfish
Captain Mike,

Try antibiotics! and choose a better class of friend.

Iflyfish


my lines were for the caption, as stated by the target in said photo.

now, in days long passed, during a misspent youth traveling and working out of high school in W. Germany but before college called......a friend of mine, we'll call him "Joe", caught a bad case of "bull head" from one of the working girlz in Munchen...the only cure at that time known to fix that strain of dreaded bull head was to place one's member on a flat tree stump and whack it with a 5 lb rubber mallet. to relieve the pressure and stop the swelling.:?::o:lol:

amir - 6-2-2007 at 06:51 AM

"I've been waiting to do this for a long time -it gives me goosebumps- I'm tinkling behind a Nomad thread..."

DENNIS - 6-2-2007 at 07:09 AM

Amir -------

Real men don't tinkle. They do a lot of things but, they don't tinkle.

aquaholic - 6-2-2007 at 07:12 AM

...broken glass tinkles...

amir - 6-2-2007 at 07:50 AM

Sorry, Dennis and Aquaholic, but in an early post in this thread, Pompano says that that pee-erson in the picture is his sister-in-law. That opens the door to a wider range of captions - it's doubly (or even more) funny!

If the word is not "tinkle", then it sounds like it; sometimes I have trouble with words that sound alike... (English is my second language, some words sound the same but are spelled differently and mean different things).

Now, because that person is a WOMAN, then I also can submit this entry for a caption, which wouldn't make any sense if she was a he:

"OH NO! The line on this test kit is BLUE! How did that happen? P:mad:MPAN:mad:!?!?!!!!!!!

[edited for spelling]

[Edited on 6-2-2007 by amir]

aquaholic - 6-2-2007 at 08:27 AM

...now THAT's more like it..!!!

DENNIS - 6-2-2007 at 09:33 AM

Jeezo...... I missed the Sister in Law reference. What IS she doing?

Ken Bondy - 6-2-2007 at 09:54 AM

"No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops go down your pants."

Sorry,

++Ken++

capt. mike - 6-2-2007 at 11:33 AM

yeah Ken. i always heard you can have that malady once one gets older.
just can't seem to "get a fair shake"!!:spingrin:

DENNIS - 6-2-2007 at 12:35 PM

So, If Ken can get away with that one, I offer you this:

You can beat it
You can bang it
You can knock it on the wall
But,
You put it in your pants
To make the last drop fall

Are we pushing the envelope yet?

woody with a view - 6-2-2007 at 01:24 PM

i thought women sat when they pee'd?:?::lol:

DENNIS - 6-2-2007 at 01:26 PM

Not in some of the movies I've seen.

woody with a view - 6-2-2007 at 01:27 PM

Quote:

Not in some of the movies I've seen.


i don't think i wanna know what movies you've been watching!

DENNIS - 6-2-2007 at 01:33 PM

What Woody?

You don't want to hear about actresses in their Golden years, winning Golden globes, celebrating at the Golden arches with their baseball player boyfriends who had won Golden Gloves?

woody with a view - 6-2-2007 at 01:38 PM

i see a movie title in there somewhere!!!
Quote:

Golden arches


:?::lol::o