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Minnow - 6-14-2007 at 02:49 PM

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.

[Edited on 14-6-2007 by Minnow]

Oso - 6-14-2007 at 03:37 PM

That doesn't sound even remotely like Carlin. Not the first time some BS rant was attributed to him.

Who wants to be first to look it up on Snopes.com?

Bajalero - 6-14-2007 at 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oso
That doesn't sound even remotely like Carlin. Not the first time some BS rant was attributed to him.

Who wants to be first to look it up on Snopes.com?

Oso

I think that is Bernie's job. :lol:

DENNIS - 6-14-2007 at 04:11 PM

Snopes calls it BS

Minnow - 6-14-2007 at 04:27 PM

Cool, I will call it my own. :lol:

DENNIS - 6-14-2007 at 04:30 PM

Why not? It's got some good points.

Oso - 6-14-2007 at 04:51 PM

Just claim you first posted it somewhere online in July, 2006 and just repeated it here. It would be hard to prove you didn't.

Gadget - 6-14-2007 at 05:40 PM

I like it! I'll even pay my share for the gear...OH WAIT, I already do. It's perfect. :lol:

bajadogs - 6-15-2007 at 12:32 AM

For those out of the loop - the original unedited post claimed it to be a George Carlin quote

I didn't think Carlin would stoop that low.
Horse-plop, again.
Send the lettuce and strawberry pickers to a country WE invaded on false claims? How about sending those who were so enthusiastic with their Walmart-plastic American flags suckered to their SUV windows next to their "I SUPPORT THE TROOPS" ribbon sucking a gallon of terror-fuel every 9 miles. If it's so Gdam important to you slackers - ENLIST! Sacrafice something!

"registered to be taxed"?!!! What the hell does that mean?

Minnow, where did you get the Carlin misquote?
Carlin would kick your burro hard for attributing such low discussion to his name.
Have a great weekend all!

Minnow - 6-15-2007 at 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bajadogs
For those out of the loop - the original unedited post claimed it to be a George Carlin quote

I didn't think Carlin would stoop that low.
Horse-plop, again.
Send the lettuce and strawberry pickers to a country WE invaded on false claims? How about sending those who were so enthusiastic with their Walmart-plastic American flags suckered to their SUV windows next to their "I SUPPORT THE TROOPS" ribbon sucking a gallon of terror-fuel every 9 miles. If it's so Gdam important to you slackers - ENLIST! Sacrafice something!

"registered to be taxed"?!!! What the hell does that mean?

Minnow, where did you get the Carlin misquote?
Carlin would kick your burro hard for attributing such low discussion to his name.
Have a great weekend all!

Lighten up Frances!!!!!!! :lol:

bajalou - 6-15-2007 at 07:01 AM

That quote has been kicking around on the internet for several months. Origin unknown (at least to me).