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A chicken in every wok

bajajudy - 6-16-2007 at 03:01 PM

Some of you may remember Gympy. Well she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer for sure. She has started sitting in a rusty old wok that some surfers who hid out during Marty left here. Add water and fire and you got soup.

gympwok.jpg - 38kB

Paula - 6-16-2007 at 03:53 PM

Hey guys!!! Let's all go to Judy's!!!!!!!!!!!

Iflyfish - 6-16-2007 at 10:49 PM

Gettin ready to lay you an omlette!

Iflyfish

FARASHA - 6-17-2007 at 11:55 AM

Fried chicken BAJA Style? :lol: really funny -Thanks for the Pic!

Just too funnnnny

djh - 6-17-2007 at 12:07 PM

I had to save that photo ! !

and the caption contest begins....??

"Ignorance is bliss."
(From the) "Fryer to the Frying pan."

Shing (who was born in Keelung, Taiwan aka "Chicken Cage City" because of it's topography / shape) had a good laugh for this one too!!!

Now THIS is BajaNomad fun!!!
djh

DENNIS - 6-17-2007 at 12:33 PM

"This guy, said he was a colonel, told me to sit here and not move."

Cypress - 6-17-2007 at 12:40 PM

If that hen isn't careful we'll throw in a dumpling or two and din-din will be ready.:lol:

toneart - 6-17-2007 at 02:16 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she went for a wok.

You may not think that's funny but try telling it to chickens. It just kills them.:lol:

Cypress - 6-17-2007 at 02:19 PM

toneart!:bounce::biggrin:

DENNIS - 6-17-2007 at 03:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by toneart
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she went for a wok.



That's pretty cluckin good, Toneart. Urine the lead again.

windgrrl - 6-17-2007 at 03:49 PM

I love those latin-american chickens and that is the funniest one I have seen yet. Reminds me of the only joke I can remember. My dad left this one as part of his legacy of the weird and amusing:

If it takes a chicken and a 1/2 a day and a 1/2 to lay an egg and a 1/2, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Kept me amused for years.

Sallysouth - 6-17-2007 at 04:23 PM

Hey Judy, have you thought about putting some noodles (uncooked) under her?There ya go! Chicken noodle soup! Great pic!

Iflyfish - 6-18-2007 at 12:29 AM

Chicken suicide?

Iflyfish

vandenberg - 6-18-2007 at 05:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by windgrrl


If it takes a chicken and a 1/2 a day and a 1/2 to lay an egg and a 1/2, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

./quote]


Put it on my sliderule and it came up with 2 min. 30.07 sec.:lol::lol::lol:

Martyman - 6-18-2007 at 08:39 AM

Q:Why did the punk rocker cross the road?


A:He was safety pinned to the chicken.

toneart - 6-18-2007 at 03:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Martyman
Q:Why did the punk rocker cross the road?


A:He was safety pinned to the chicken.


...as in Wok Rock?.........sorta like Hip Hop with a hot cluck beat. Safety pinned?....that's fasten-ating!:bounce:

BirdDog - 6-18-2007 at 06:48 PM

What the cluck is that chicken up too? Hopefully about 180 degrees.

your killing me.....

kellychapman - 6-18-2007 at 06:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by toneart
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she went for a wok.

You may not think that's funny but try telling it to chickens. It just kills them.:lol:
..I think that is hilarious and the perfect answer to a lifelong delima for me.....I could never figure that joke out.....made no sense till now...
what a great picture.....now for some ready to fry eggs......:lol:
priceless.....

Bob H - 6-18-2007 at 07:15 PM

Great photo!

One of my favorite chicken jokes...

"Three-Legged Chickens"

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."

Bob H

Wingnut - 6-19-2007 at 10:13 AM

Brings new meaning to the old saying "...a chicken in every pot."