World class golf course slated for Asuncion coastline

Would it bother you? Curious if the locals would approve.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, or there goes the neighborhood!



[Edited on 10-12-2007 by Sharksbaja]

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Originally posted by Sharksbaja Would it bother you? Curious if the locals would approve. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, or there goes the neighborhood!

Troublemaker

Packing the Round-up for future insurance.

Diane

Diane,
Sign for your yard

My favorite golf course was one they had in Calexico right next to the border fence---not a high fence. They finally had to close it because young boys from Mexicali would jump the fence, grab the golf balls and hop back over the fence. It was lots of fun for the boys.

Diane

So you don't ike the idea of an all-night driving range at your neighbor's ??

I think we need to have a little talk

Diver and Gypsy

And you two wanted to buy San Roque---cannot even imagine what you would put there----Club Med perhaps?

You both need to be back down there. Obviously being up north is affecting both of you.

Diane

BW;
I am having a 2 for 1 special; holes 9 and 10 for one cheap price !
Mail your check to me at PO Box 420, Bahia Asuncion, BCS.


Shari,
Feel free to charge for "gorilla" golf at our place !
Players can loft free "balls" leftover from Trotter's dogs, into the ocean !
I am trying to get Pompano to come down as our "pro".

Diane,
Can we plug the halogen lights in at your place ?

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Sure, plug in those big lights at our place---with the amount of electricity we have, the lights should last about 3 1/2 minutes and the whole town will be dark.

Fully lighted golf course with jewelry stands and an all night disco, and we were concerned what the International Companies might build?

Diver, golfing with those doggie deposits in the afternoon wind. could be real interesting.

Baja Warrior, Diver has the address wrong---just send your checks to the Yellow Gringo House, Bahia Asuncion---everyone knows where it is.

[Edited on 10-12-2007 by jdtrotter]

No worries BD, my son wouldn't have it any other way !
Maybe an all-night ramp with disco lights and music !!

Miniature golf, skateboarding, disco and Karaoke !!
Celegrate, celebrate....skate to the music !! lalala..

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it will be the second skate pool in baja.

the "showbowl", BCN.....

Sharks

Boy, are you really in trouble now that you added the picture of the proposed golf course----you just gobbled up our place, Gypsy's and Diver's property and Shari's new casita. I think Shari will end up, however, with a home right on the course.

The beach in that area is known as Pig Beach because there used to be a pig farm there----I hear they are coming back to reclaim their land right after the golf course is built.

Hey Diver, why reinvent the wheel? We already have that newly painted disco and there is vacant land near it---perfect place for the skateboard and family amusement park----all over the hill and on the other end of town.



Diane

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Originally posted by jdtrotter We already have that newly painted disco and there is vacant land near it---perfect place for the skateboard and family amusement park----all over the hill and on the other end of town. Diane

WOW, I'll have to bring my dancing shoes !
Celebrate, celebrate...dance to the music !!
Looks like I might own the "9th Hole" lounge and restuarant !?

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Years ago, when man cursed and beat the Earth with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's known as golf. (Anon)

Golf is a good walk spoiled (Mark Twain)

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness (William Wordsworth)

A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do (Osbert Stillwell)

If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there is no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns(National Lampoon)

Give me a man with big hands, big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him(Walter Hagen)

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic(Anon)

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?(Peter Andrews)

I fish therefore I do not golf.(Billy Connolly)

http://www.antigolf.org/english.html

Modern Golf courses are a scourge.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey, I'm just helping promote the place. Just think Diane, you're sitting on the 9th hole. That's gotta be worth something. Remember also the dogpoop chipping you'll be able to do.

Halboo, I like yer style.

Fairway lots ?

Shari ,
Are there fairway lots for sale ! If so how much ! I'll take two !
Tortuga

Mr. Gypsy has decided instead of a disco, it should be a lady's bar (read rub & tug!!!)