Fishbuck Security Services is proud to anounce a new service for the Baja Pennisula.
Highly trained and skilled armed security is now available to escort you and your party throughout Baja.
We specialize in large caravans of excessively expensive motorhomes.
24 hour patrol service allows you to sleep the night through without worry of armed intruders.
With our crack troops on duty roadside carjackings are a thing of the past.
We will meet you at the border and you can now safely proceed through the notorious Tijuana Tollroad corridor in complete safety. Day or night.
Don't delay. You could be the next victim.
Play it safe with Fishbuck Security.
Good move!
Dave - 11-14-2007 at 03:12 PM
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Originally posted by fishbuck
With our crack troops on duty roadside carjackings are a thing of the past.
You can eliminate the drug test.
FISHBUCK
BAJACAT - 11-14-2007 at 09:08 PM
Where do I sign in, you still hiring right?..vandenberg - 11-14-2007 at 09:14 PM
Should be lots of Blackwater folk available shortly.fishbuck - 11-14-2007 at 09:35 PM
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Originally posted by BAJACAT
Where do I sign in, you still hiring right?..
Okay CAT, you're numero uno on my hire list!BajaGeoff - 11-15-2007 at 11:11 AM
What are your guards armed with?
More than slingshots I hope!vandenberg - 11-15-2007 at 11:17 AM
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Originally posted by BajaGeoff
What are your guards armed with?
More than slingshots I hope!
PAINTBALLS>
Blackwater Expanding.
MrBillM - 11-16-2007 at 12:52 PM
In addition to continued demand for effective lethal protection, Blackwater is now expanding into the private Intel Business, signing up a variety of
commercial interests who need good intel regarding the International Business market to base their foreign investment plans upon.
The ACLU-types are aghast over the development and have already gone overboard in predicting nightmare scenarios over a program that has just begun.
Blackwater will continue to do well for some time to come as well they should.DENNIS - 11-16-2007 at 01:40 PM
Probably not so well as anticipated after the draft is back in place. If we are going to be a warrior nation as the neocons would have us, we need a
military. What are the numbers so I don't have to drop my beer and do research? Arn't there more private security personell in Iraq than GIs? What
do they earn.... five times GI pay? Why don't we just crap-can the military and all their stupid generals and hire mercs when we need them? Wild
Geese to order, so to speak.
RIP Mike Hoare.
Edited for lousy one-handed spelling
[Edited on 11-16-2007 by DENNIS]fishbuck - 11-16-2007 at 01:41 PM
I'm thinking of changing the Fishbuck Security Services to Greywater or Brownwater to shirttail on the Blackwater name.
What do you think?Diver - 11-16-2007 at 01:45 PM
Greywater would probably be best for this crowd !
Greywater's elite elderly guards will protect you to the best of their abilities.
Able to swing canes and crutches, throw pots and pans, call for help on their sat phones or just beg for mercy and empty their wallets.
(All just in fun !! )
.DENNIS - 11-16-2007 at 01:46 PM
Well Fish, if you're gonna work in Mexico, you might call them Don'tDrinkTheWater.DanO - 11-16-2007 at 01:51 PM
In my neighborhood, it'd be called NoWaterPressure.bajajudy - 11-16-2007 at 01:51 PM
Good one Dennis
However soon it will be NOwaterDENNIS - 11-16-2007 at 01:57 PM
I know. This is serious.DianaT - 11-16-2007 at 02:37 PM
I agree with Diver----Greywater----now, one important item. Just how much are you going to charge for this service? Gas, food, lodging and what
else???
Actually, we have found that age and grey hair helps---we just act like stupid old folks ----works in lots of situations, ok, it is not all an act.
And when are you going to return to Bahia Asuncion?
