Originally posted by Santiago
Yankeeirishman: it goes something like this:
A few years ago DK put Jean's camper on his pickup and they headed south with Grandma in tow to show her the great boojums. Late one night, after
spending a week in the desert, they discovered that Grandma had died in her sleep. In order to avoid the obvious hassle of going to the authorities,
they simply zipped her up in her sleeping bag, tied her on top of the camper and high-tailed it north. After driving all night, they stopped for a
quick breakfast of bloody marys in Ensenada to steel their nerves before crossing the border. When they came out of the cafe, they discovered their
truck, camper and grandma had been stolen - never to be recovered to this day. Of course, one wonders at the reaction of the theives to their
eventual discovery.......
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