Originally posted by gnukid
I make a envelope of copies of stuff and a pen, like reg, licensio, articluo 106, a police report form, sindicatura contacts, emergency contacts, a
carta no molestar (please do not bother this kind person written by another nice person) and once pulled over I play it very very slow, like watch
each step they make and give a corresponding answer, like tit for tat always with a joking confident wry smile but polite and slow and finally ater
shuffling for a while very slowly begin to pull out the papers one by one and begin to write the report. They will look at the papers and be very
overwhelmed and concerned you might be a double secret agent, you can say I have copies for you to take of the articlulo 106 which you may need to
read, it says FM-3 people may import their car temporarily in Mexico its complicated and confusing enough to difuse the situation, but first I need to
complete the police incident report immediately by request of el gobierno y Calderon mi amigo. I want to understand exactly why you stopped me and
your identification so this report will be submitted to the transit office and my lawyer, begin to write on the report and pull out your camera and
take his photo without asking. They will leave running in the other direction. Or they will try to give you a warning and apology. Be very polite and
never ever get impatient or mad-just its like you are now paying yourself for your time, every minute you work it you will save money.
Of course this is because I drive the gauntlet of La Paz daily.
I tried to upload pdfs of the forms here but they are each more than 50k and over the attachment limit. I will put them somewhere for you guys.
[Edited on 12-8-2007 by gnukid] |