Originally posted by JG
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
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>"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
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>"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
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>"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang
>of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
>alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
>heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over,
>ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back
>off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
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>St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
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>"Just a couple minutes ago." |