BajaNomad - Whales in Guerro Negro like you've never seen!

Whales in Guerro Negro like you've never seen!

EMAM - 3-23-2008 at 09:38 AM

We went out on a whale watching tour and had two different sets of whales mateing right under our boat.

While I was looking my camera lens, I almost dropped the camera when I said "I think I just saw a Whale Penis!"

Sure enough, the male kept rolling out of the water exposing his manhood for all of us to see!

There is no way you can not feel inadaquate when you see a six foot penis flopping around in the surf

Thought I'd attach a few images so you didnt think I was lying..LOL

sylens - 3-23-2008 at 09:41 AM

what a dork

Iflyfish - 3-23-2008 at 10:06 AM

Great shots! Hope he found what he was looking for!
Iflyfish

bajajudy - 3-23-2008 at 12:51 PM

Its pink floyd in all his glory.

bajalera - 3-23-2008 at 03:19 PM

Awesome, though a bit droopy.

bajaguy - 3-23-2008 at 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by bajalera
Awesome, though a bit droopy.

Story of my life

Lauriboats - 3-23-2008 at 04:20 PM

Your right, I have never seen that before!

David K - 3-23-2008 at 05:38 PM

Great fortune is capturing the 'dork' with your camera!

Here are photos from Erle Stanley Gardner's 1960 'Hunting the Desert Whale' confirming what you saw and photographed...

whale dork-r.JPG - 29kB

jeans - 3-23-2008 at 07:43 PM

Moby Dick lives....

BMG - 3-23-2008 at 08:21 PM

And I always felt so bad in high school when everyone called me a 'dork'.

Wait a minute.........now I feel even worse.

mcbockalds - 3-23-2008 at 08:24 PM

Remember EMAM, we are only inadequate if trying to mate with a whale! :lol:

DianaT - 3-23-2008 at 08:24 PM

That is just incredible. !

Diver - 3-23-2008 at 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by jdtrotter
That is just incredible. !

Better take 2 Viagra quick, John !!! :lol:

Steve&Debby - 3-23-2008 at 09:56 PM

Don't get in the water

Iflyfish - 3-23-2008 at 11:37 PM

Is that Mopy or Moby?
IflyfishwhenIcanstopmyselffrommakingthesebadpuns

shari - 3-24-2008 at 10:16 AM

Guys...that dork is droopy for a reason amigos...it is perfectly designed as it has to reach over to slip into his babe's "pocket"....a stiffy would never work...now...just to give equal time to the female privates...here is a photo of her vaginal slit....how unromantic....which by the way is flanked by her mammary slits....all the goodies in one area certainly is convenient.

smvagina.jpg - 28kB

David K - 3-24-2008 at 10:22 AM

Wow, you see it all... right here on Baja Nomad!! :light:

Thanks Shari!

capt. mike - 3-24-2008 at 10:46 AM

hummm.........

so, if a male's member is a dork zoologically speaking....what does one refer to the female's gentalia as?

i call the male's helpers (they seem to gang bang) his "posse". :coolup:

shari - 3-24-2008 at 11:21 AM

while we're on this exrated topic...another little tidbit...a male whale's dork is ALWAYS stiff..it doesn't engorge...he just rolls back his flaps and out pops the pocket rocket ready for action...which is why dead whales have the dork out...the muscles holding the flap together relax and out comes the wares.

SiReNiTa - 3-24-2008 at 10:37 PM

ew :no:

WHALES ON GUERRERO NEGRO GONE WILD

BAJACAT - 3-24-2008 at 10:44 PM

Bob H - 3-24-2008 at 11:47 PM

Shari, great info on this subject. Thank you so much.
Bob
PS; I still think about Lucy!

DianaT - 3-25-2008 at 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Bob H
Shari, great info on this subject. Thank you so much.
Bob
PS; I still think about Lucy!

Lucy still has two sweet cute black pups that take after their mother----I am sure Shari would be happy to let you have one of them.
:yes:

The whale information is really interesting. It was also great watching from our front porch some of the whales passing by on their long journey north. On John's birthday, one must have known that he was not having a good day, so it did a full breach right in front of our house. It made his day.

Diane

toneart - 3-25-2008 at 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by jdtrotter

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Originally posted by Bob H
Shari, great info on this subject. Thank you so much.
Bob
PS; I still think about Lucy!

Lucy still has two sweet cute black pups that take after their mother----I am sure Shari would be happy to let you have one of them.
:yes:

Was the periscope up? :?:

durrelllrobert - 3-25-2008 at 11:29 AM

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There is no way you can not feel inadaquate when you see a six foot penis flopping around in the surf

When I measured it on my monitor it was only 1 inch. Thank God my computer can make me feel adequate. :lol:

shari - 3-25-2008 at 04:23 PM

Tlhere is a funny story to go with the whale vagina photo...in 15 years of studying gray whales I had never seen one before...until...one day a pair of retired gynecologists (sp?) appeared and begged me to go out with them on a whale tour and had to wait all day till all the tourists went home..it was the last boat of the day and they spent all day slurping cuba libres at the edge of the whale nursery so were well tuned when we departed. So they wanted the full ex rated info on whale mating, birthing etc. One of them asked me how to sex a whale...determine it's sex..and I said well, it's basically impossible...UNLESS...of cours...and I was kidding here...one swims up to you, rolls over and sticks her privates in your nose...which of course one c-cky female DID at that very moment...really one of the craziest things I'd seen a whale do in response to my jokes...and believe me, I've seen whales do some pretty crazy things. Call me crazy but those critters read minds and know what's going on and often respond to your needs and sometimes just joke around themselves too..they have an amazing sense of humor as well as compassion...and that's the TRUTH!

Iflyfish - 3-25-2008 at 06:24 PM

Shari,
Glad one never took a liking to me in that way!
Way too ugly I guess.

Iflyfish

EMAM - 4-4-2008 at 10:00 AM

No wonder why the waters so salty here in the Baja :lol: