Originally posted by sylens
Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
When someone wants to organize a wine DRINKERS safari instead of a sippers soirée, let me know. We'll hunt down the soul of Dago Red in the heartland
of the wrathful grape.
Guadalupe Valley is the womb of the rightous wino where the neophyte vinoficionado can cultivate a nose, and vocabulary fit to carry one through the
trenches of society's most grapeful occasions, including the first of the year cotillion sponsered by OUR club, Whinos....Whiners For wine.
A glossery of wine appreciation terms will follow, such as:
Nose......The exit hole for an over-large gulp of the red
Bouquet.......What you call that evacuation when it lands on your lady's white blouse
Fruity.....The salesman that sold you that particular bottle of Red
And, so many more terms which will establish you as an expert in vinicultura.
Join us if we ever get together. |
given your expertise with the lingo, i believe we would be foolish to attempt the voyage without you. please come and interpret for us. |