marv sherrill - 3-28-2008 at 05:22 PM
Fyi - In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria
In recent scientificaly controlled experiments, it has been shown that if you drink one kilo of water each day, at the end of the year you will have
consumed more than one kilo of E. coli (fecal bacteria) = one kilo of poop. However when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum etc.) there is no
risk due to the pasturization process required to purify it.
Therefore water = poop, Wine and beer = health - better to drink wine and talk stupid than drink water and be full of s--t.
Hope this helps -
DanO - 3-28-2008 at 05:39 PM
Water. I always knew that stuff was bad for you.
Iflyfish - 3-28-2008 at 06:24 PM
EeeeeeeCholi! Yikes!
Iflyfishwhennottryingtogettheimageofthetudoutofmyglassyuk
EMAM - 3-28-2008 at 09:12 PM
Who on Earth needs a Justification for Happy Hour?!?
Especially in Baja!
bajalera - 3-28-2008 at 09:12 PM
Aha! Scientific evidence that supports my personal opinion.
Thanx, Marv.
W. C. Fields
Gypsy Jan - 3-28-2008 at 09:27 PM
Fields gave this rationale (for not drinking water): "Fish **** in it.
[Edited on 3-29-2008 by Hose A]
Ken Bondy - 3-28-2008 at 09:48 PM
That explains everything.
lingililingili - 3-28-2008 at 09:51 PM
W.C. Fields
Also said
"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
EMAM - 3-28-2008 at 11:58 PM
Sir. Winston Churchhill
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
I've tried to follow that wiseman's words for quite some time now
where "e ho' ley'"
woody with a view - 3-29-2008 at 12:03 AM
meet's the road....or in this case, where the "nalga" cools "en la costa".
if it makes you smile.....
woody with a view - 3-29-2008 at 12:48 AM
what is there to justify.....
Bob H - 3-29-2008 at 08:01 AM
More WC Fields quotes...
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
and here's one from Henny Youngman (he always made me laugh)... My Mother is over 80 and doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle!
Bob H
EMAM - 3-29-2008 at 10:51 AM
Two more reasons to enjoy Happy Hour
#1 Shot of Tequila with Zulema at Ana's Cantina on Playa Santispac!
#2 My lovely wife and the ever so lovely Zulema dancing after too many shots of Tequila at Ana's Cantina
Oh man, I can taste those salty margaritas already
Kell-Baja - 3-29-2008 at 11:11 AM
Well there it is there.
Paladin - 3-29-2008 at 11:11 AM
Man did I love this thread.
Now I have something to take to a AA meeting for sharing.
Thanks
EMAM - 3-29-2008 at 11:30 AM
This thread might get you kicked out of that AA meeting
Oso - 3-29-2008 at 11:50 AM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
DanO - 3-29-2008 at 03:57 PM
More W.C. Fields:
Man:"I have no sympathy for a man who is intoxicated all the time."
WC:"A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy."
marv sherrill - 3-29-2008 at 04:45 PM
Guess I'll round out the WC Fields quotes with a few more of my favorites:
"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day!
There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman - neither works
Always drink upstream from the herd
Never miss a good chance to shut up.".... bye
Steve&Debby - 3-31-2008 at 08:31 PM
Hold everything Water Well Drilling and Service is what puts food on my table and allows me to go on vacation in BAJA,Now you don't want to drink
it!!!!!!!!
Well (no pun intended
:spingrin
I guess you still need water to
flush the poop away
[Edited on 4-1-2008 by Steve&
ebby]
[Edited on 4-1-2008 by Steve&ebby]