Originally posted by Oso
This and other behaviors were studied extensively by a professor at Florida State University in the 60's until the studies were interrupted by his
arrest. Concentrating on feeding behavior, the professor discovered they had a varied diet of seafood but certain individuals developed a preference
for birds, particularly seagulls. Narrowing his studies to these particular individuals, he made a startling discovery. The ones who ate more
seagulls were much healthier and physiologically appeared to have slowed or halted the aging process. Experimenting with captive individuals, he fed
them on a diet of only seagulls, nothing else, and found that they had indeed completely halted the aging process and appeared to have no limit to
their lifespan. Obtaining the seagulls was somewhat problematic, but since they are not a protected species he was able to hunt them regularly. One
day in April of 1968, he was returning from a seagull hunting expedition. Unbeknownst to the professor, a lion had escaped that day from the State
Zoological Park adjacent to the campus. When he arrived at his lab where his subjects were kept in large tanks, he found the lion sound asleep on his
doorstep. He had several seagulls in a gunny sack that he did not want to spoil by any delay caused by calling Zoo authorities. Therefore, he
bravely decided to take a chance on awakening the lion and lept over him, opened his door and proceded inside to feed his study subjects. Shortly
thereafter, the police arrived and placed the professor under arrest. The charge was..."Transporting gulls across a state lion for immortal
porpoises." |