Originally posted by Al G
At 63-64 life is good and is getting better everyday. I think there is a better way to live life...(been around the Internet awhile but)
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get
kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party, and you're generally
obnoxious.
Then you go to elementary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then......... You spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in luxury,
in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
then............. You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case |