lizard lips - 9-25-2008 at 02:16 PM
Lawyers should never ask a Mexican grandmother a question id they aren't prepared for the answer.
During a trial in a small town in South Texas the prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly Mexican abuelita to the stand. He
approached her and asked, "Senora Sanchez, do you know me?"
She responded "Si, I know you Mr. Williams. I know you since you were a mocoso chorriado and you have been a big disappointment to me, your family,
and your community. You lie, you cheat on your esposa and you manipulate people and you think your a big shot when you are nada, pura basura. Yes, I
know you baboso."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Sanchez, do you know the defense attorney?" Again she
replied, "Claro que si. I've known Mr. Rodriguez since he was a mocoso travieso too. He's a lazy bueno para nada and he has a drinking problem. He
can't keep a normal relationship with nobody and he is the most pendejo lawyer in the state and not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different viejas corrientes and one of them was your wife! Do you member. I also know his mother is not proud of him para nada."
The defense attorney didn't know what to do until the judge called both attorney's to approach the bench and in a very quite voice said, "If either
of you cabrones ask her if she knows me there will be hell to pay!"
Kell-Baja - 9-25-2008 at 02:50 PM
Cute...
fdt - 9-25-2008 at 03:37 PM
