Originally posted by LOSARIPES
I've heard these things can crawl into your ear, eat their way in to your brain and lodge into your dream making compartment. Once there, they will
manipulate your desires. Who knows, maybe they will turn you into a roach lover or the like. No pain, as they segregate a anesthetic fluid as they
move along your cavities. They reproduce on their own, as they are hermaphrodites and their offspring will travel to different parts of the brain
while small. -about 1 micron- for their first 6 months.
They generally start affecting your language learning part of the brain. Once they "eat" that, you can't pass beyond "Cerveza por favor" and "Mas
tequila"
Victims of these creatures exhibit a typical behavior which includes but is not limited to the following:
On the dress code, there is a clear preference for
Sandals......... Vs shoes
T Shirts......... Vs shirts
Shorts.......... Vs long pants
Sun glasses. Vs squinting
Beer on hand Vs diet coke
Reading....... Vs TV
walking........ Vs driving
Listening...... Vs telling
dreaming about a hot sexy roach Vs having nightmares about the office
On the overt behavior part, victims will show an incredible preference for activities like trapping and hooking live fish from the ocean. Drinking
cold beer and spirits and sometimes becoming overly exuberant with a tendency to cheat on their dream roach, messing with humans.
Different from their past, they will avoid work and procrastinate shamelessly. Cynically, victims actually show off their aversion for work and acts
that would normally make the body perspire -other than the fishing-
The above are general symptoms patients exhibit but the bug scientifically known as "gringorius retiretus in bajanavis" commonly known as the WTF bug
can affect us all differently. Some patients have been know to get addicted to typing incoherent messages and others to reading them.
Short but frequent trips to the US seem to alleviate the symptoms. |