I FOUND JESUS! He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana
I received a card from the US CBP today, notifying all SENTRI passholders who have cars registered to the system that they have to log on to their
GOES account to update your car information. Those not doing it, will be stopped at the border and experience delays while things get checked.
Also, I'm sure some of you have not been notified that new cards with micro chips were reissued last year and if you have the old style cards, after
last month, your cards will be taken away if you attempt to cross with them. I have close friends who crossed on the last day two weeks ago and told
to go to the Otay office where the replacement cards can only be issued in person.
Please read the rest of this posting and make your comments available to other Nomads.
Special for Dennis: I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory
Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.
In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.
WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.
I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard
on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
I am having an out-of-money experience.
I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
In Memorium
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went
unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was
getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.DENNIS - 2-14-2009 at 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Gull
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Thanks Gull. I'm off to the market. [I'm assuming the chicken has to be expired....well, maybe not. Lemme think about this.]The Gull - 2-14-2009 at 10:46 AM
I guess it could be alive.Bajahowodd - 2-14-2009 at 12:55 PM
Thanks for the laughs, Henny.The Gull - 2-14-2009 at 04:05 PM
I can think of some people on this board who need to let loose of their holier than thou 'tudes and laugh a bit.CaboRon - 2-14-2009 at 04:35 PM
vandenberg - 2-14-2009 at 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Gull
I can think of some people on this board who need to let loose of their holier than thou 'tudes and laugh a bit.
But Gully, these are serious times.fdt - 2-14-2009 at 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Gull
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
Bajahowodd - 2-14-2009 at 04:58 PM
As opposed to comical times?DianaT - 2-14-2009 at 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Gull
I can think of some people on this board who need to let loose of their holier than thou 'tudes and laugh a bit.
And that coming from someone with some of the most holier than thou political rants in off-topic?
But, I guess there is a difference---some are truly offended by holier than thou put downs of others and by expressed bigotry----guess it is all in
the mind of the reader.
Enjoyed your post.
DianeThe Gull - 2-14-2009 at 11:15 PM
Gotta be right - Huh Diane? Direct some hate my way, why doncha?
What is in your mind?
I love the way you cannot let DK just post. You create your own misery.
Haven't learned that others have EQUAL rights along with yours? Now, that, is an expression of bigotry.
You put your left foot in...
Remember: Reality is for those who cannot face drugs.
I anxiously await the condescending lecture.
Stalking again diane ???
beercan - 2-15-2009 at 08:27 AM
You are getting rather obvious with your hunt . Good thing that Gull is a big boy and can issue rejection .
times?
