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Beauties at the Segunda in Asuncion

shari - 8-2-2009 at 08:59 AM

As I was driving by craning my neck to see what the new Segunda truck had brought....and Holy Swimsuit...I had to do a double take because I saw these skantily clad women shopping there!!!! which in our village is NOT a normal sight.

Women here swim in t-shirts and shorts or jeans...NEVER a bathing suit...so I thought...gosh, must be gringas.

When I pulled in to see...I laughed when I discovered I was right...they werent from here!! :lol:

Several guys nearly had accidents as they too were craning their necks to see those dames! They certainly did cause alot of commotion.

DENNIS - 8-2-2009 at 09:03 AM

Would you introduce me?

shari - 8-2-2009 at 09:05 AM

Dennis, they are from ensenada...maybe you'll see them there.

dang...and the lady said they were for sale...i kick myself now for not buying them...woulda been perfect to put in Fishbucks room when he comes...what was I thinking!

[Edited on 8-2-2009 by shari]

[Edited on 8-2-2009 by shari]

BMG - 8-2-2009 at 09:09 AM

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Originally posted by shari

dang...and the lady said they were for sale...i kick myself now for now buying them...

Would have made a great figurehead for the panga.

Bob H - 8-2-2009 at 04:53 PM

Fishbuck.... where are you?
Bob H

Too funny

wessongroup - 9-26-2009 at 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by shari
As I was driving by craning my neck to see what the new Segunda truck had brought....and Holy Swimsuit...I had to do a double take because I saw these skantily clad women shopping there!!!! which in our village is NOT a normal sight.

Women here swim in t-shirts and shorts or jeans...NEVER a bathing suit...so I thought...gosh, must be gringas.

When I pulled in to see...I laughed when I discovered I was right...they werent from here!! :lol:

Several guys nearly had accidents as they too were craning their necks to see those dames! They certainly did cause alot of commotion.

Bob H - 9-26-2009 at 03:09 PM

Yes, where is Fishbuck? He would have jumped all over this!Bob H

Paulina - 9-26-2009 at 03:22 PM

Shari,

What were you thinking not to buy at least one of them?

Our gal Val needs a BFF to hang with in Baja. We would have gladly brought Val over to your place for a playdate.

oladulce - 9-26-2009 at 05:08 PM

I can imagine your thought process shari ("oh my, they're not from around here...) which makes it even funnier!

Paulina, mi amiga, I haven't decided if it's funny or a little creepy that Val seems to have different outfits. Either way, she needs to lay off the Botox.

Paulina - 9-26-2009 at 08:44 PM

Oladulce,

Val has quite the wardrobe. She also has turned a few heads as well as almost got Dern's butt kicked one afternoon last summer.

We placed her next to our flagpole in Bahia, sporting her mini t-shirt edged with Marlin figures, my old daisy thong bottoms, a bikini wrap, red Converse Hi-tops and a hat to shade her from the sun.

From Val's vantage point on the beach she could keep an eye on the boats that cruised past. She got lots of second looks, binoculars were pulled out. Who was that hot chick at Paulina's place?

That was the same question that was asked of me when our neighbors were brought back from a day of fishing. The panguero wanted to know who my friend was.

I said, jokingly, that it was Dern's girlfriend Valentina.

I had no idea that our panguero friend had been drinking all day and was at that very moment ready to protect my position. He stared at her wide eyed, repeated after me, "Novia Dario?!"

He started to climb out of his panga, saying that he was going to take care of Dario, make him and his novia leave town, protect my place in the community. "No worry Paulina, I take care of this!"

I tried in my best Spanish to explain that Val was a manequin, not a real person, that she wasn't really Dern's novia, we just jokingly call her that.

He didn't get it and was still on his way, marching up the beach to take care of buisness. Fortunately our neighbor was able to explain to him what Val really was, that she had been standing next to that flag pole for almost a month and that my honor was still good.

Whew.

Everyone had a good laugh. I doubt that our friend even remembered it the next day. I made sure to introduce her properly from then on.

She does need nicer hair, like Shari's Asuncion Beauties. Shari, Val would have you pick the one on the right. Maybe the segunda will come back and you'll have another chance? I wonder what they would have asked for them?

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Val

oladulce - 9-26-2009 at 09:50 PM

That's classic Paulina and your neighborhood sounds like fun.

shari - 9-27-2009 at 07:31 AM

yeah girls...I'm an soooo kicking myself now for not bringing those girls home! They would have been stylin propped up in the panga bow! I'm gonna ask the segunda lady if she sold em yet.

Beachgirl - 9-27-2009 at 08:10 AM

Shari, you should score those girls. No kidding, years ago I tried to find a couple and they ran nearly a grand apiece...admittedly this was in Santa Monica. Maybe you should buy them and send them north to an Ebay pal who can sell them in the States. Uh, is that inanimate prostitution?

Beachgirl - 9-27-2009 at 08:38 AM

.....or white slavery over international borders?

Paulina - 9-27-2009 at 09:22 AM

Shari,

Beachgirl is right regarding the cost of those gals. They don't run cheap. Val was a discount sale at a local thrift shop because she is challenged in the arm department. Dern brought her home for me as a Valentine gift.

If the Segunda lady doesn't want an arm and a leg for them, go for it!

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