Originally posted by Hook
The F-150 hasnt been what I would call a full sized pickup for about 12 years, or since they were using the same basic cab and box for the
F150/250/350 (or was it the F100/200/300s) and only changing the chassis and suspension.
I still see some of the old American 1/2 ton trucks down here by Ford and Chevy. What a hunk a metal!! What a thing of beauty!!!
Then came the yuppie truck wars.
It wasnt enough that there were mid-sized lines like the Rangers and the S-10s and the Sonomas and the Dakotas. Ford and Chevy and Dodge had to keep
pace with the imports....................and keep up with fuel efficiency standards.
Thus, begat the yuppie truck wars, complete with wafer-thin truck box metal, composite beds and tailgates. With cramped cabs and dashes with no room
to put ANYTHING cause the windshield is inches away from your face. With plastic trim and vinyl seats that WEREN'T EVEN COMFORTABLE ON THE SHOWROOM
FLOOR, much less years later!
Gimme an 8 foot bed any time of the day. Gimme 3000# of carrying capacity. Gimme 20,000# of overall towing and carrying capacity. Gimme a dash I can
load up with tuna feathers and cedar plugs that stay there. Gimme a door arm rest that isnt right below the axis of my shoulder socket; a door that I
might actually survive being T-boned at 10 mph.
Ladies and gentlemen...........let's call a truck a truck and not confuse the issue with a passenger car chassis that HAPPENS to have a bed in the
back.
That ain't a TRUCK. That's a fashion statement with a modicum of convenience.
A real truck is a FUNCTION statement.
And a real truck owner doesnt give a damn about dings and dents and rust on the rear axle and little bottles of touch up paint. Cause the thing still
FUNCTIONS.
Let them whittle away at the pretenders and squeeze more mpgs out of them but let there always be FULL SIZED TRUCKS because people will always need to
carry something heavy and to do that you need REAL metal and REAL power.
Long live the true FULL SIZED TRUCK, ladies and gentlemen................
Anyway, who won this year's fashion show?
[Edited on 8-5-2009 by Hook] |