BajaNomad - Lot in "El Carrizal"

Lot in "El Carrizal"

BabyZarathustra - 12-9-2009 at 09:56 PM

Text Land in Southern Baja California for sale. Located in "El Carrizal", 30 minutes from Los Cabos. The lot is 89,340 square feet (2.05 acres). It's completely rustic (without services), it has road access, allowing access to vehicles. It is advantageous for the buyer that the lot doesn't have services because the prices are much lower. 1.00 per square foot. I can sell parts or the full lot offering a better deal.

fishbuck - 12-10-2009 at 12:25 AM

Is it waterfront?

BabyZarathustra - 12-10-2009 at 10:02 AM

Nop, wish it was. :cool:

capt. mike - 12-10-2009 at 10:34 AM

1. plat?
2. subdivision map?
3. general locator site plan? which side of Cabo?
4. closest tie to utility services if any?
5. structure of existing title?

enquiring minds want to know.
what is "text" land?

vandenberg - 12-10-2009 at 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Text Land in Southern Baja California for sale. Located in "El Carrizal", 30 minutes from Los Cabos. The lot is 89,340 square feet (2.05 acres).It's completely rustic(No Services) it has road access, allowing access to vehicles. It is advantageous for the buyer that the lot doesn't have services because the prices are much lower. 1.00 per square foot. I can sell parts or the full lot offering a better deal.

This mean you can hold off on the electricity saver. :?:

JESSE - 12-10-2009 at 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Text Land in Southern Baja California for sale. Located in "El Carrizal", 30 minutes from Los Cabos. The lot is 89,340 square feet (2.05 acres). It's completely rustic (without services), it has road access, allowing access to vehicles. It is advantageous for the buyer that the lot doesn't have services because the prices are much lower. 1.00 per square foot. I can sell parts or the full lot offering a better deal.

Isnt el Carrizal in the middle of nowhere betwen San Pedro and Todos Santos?

monoloco - 12-10-2009 at 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by JESSE

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Text Land in Southern Baja California for sale. Located in "El Carrizal", 30 minutes from Los Cabos. The lot is 89,340 square feet (2.05 acres). It's completely rustic (without services), it has road access, allowing access to vehicles. It is advantageous for the buyer that the lot doesn't have services because the prices are much lower. 1.00 per square foot. I can sell parts or the full lot offering a better deal.

Isnt el Carrizal in the middle of nowhere betwen San Pedro and Todos Santos?

That's what I was thinking too. If that's the one he's talking about it would take a very fast heliocopter to get there in 30min from Los Cabos.

dtbushpilot - 12-10-2009 at 05:44 PM

Let me be the first to say: Welcome to Nomads Baby, good luck on the sale of your property.

If anyone on the Nomad boards are impolite or rude try not to take it personally. Some around here are just naturally cranky and you'll find some very helpful....dt

mtgoat666 - 12-10-2009 at 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
It is advantageous for the buyer that the lot doesn't have services because the prices are much lower.

so $43,560/acre for a nonview lot in boonies without utilities. is that what people pay these days in baja? seems like i can get a view lot without utilities for much less here in CA.

dtbushpilot - 12-10-2009 at 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by mtgoat666

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
It is advantageous for the buyer that the lot doesn't have services because the prices are much lower.

so $43,560/acre for a nonview lot in boonies without utilities. is that what people pay these days in baja? seems like i can get a view lot without utilities for much less here in CA.

You can get one for less here in Buena Vista....with utilities and we probably have the most expensive property in Baja....dt

BabyZarathustra - 12-11-2009 at 11:56 AM

First of all, ·Text" shouldn't be there, MY MISTAKE (forgot to take my meds). I wanted to change the color of the text, didn't think it would end up that way. MIL DISCULPAS SEÑORES DEL FORO. Be sure I will cut my wrists with animal cookies later on.

El Carrizal is between La Paz and Todos Santos. For all of you who aren't lucky enough to live in BCS - and think everything here is in the middle of nowhere - I have news for you. A 4 lane highway is being made that will run from Todos Santos to La Paz. Yes, we have highways here, too. The lot is about 500 mts - approximately, not exactly - from the highway. The EXACT measurements of the lot are 205 x 200 x 72 x 11 square meters which makes a total off 8,300 meters.

I will gladly send a map with the exact location of the lot.

Have a great day.

BabyZarathustra - 12-11-2009 at 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by dtbushpilot
Let me be the first to say: Welcome to Nomads Baby, good luck on the sale of your property.

If anyone on the Nomad boards are impolite or rude try not to take it personally. Some around here are just naturally cranky and you'll find some very helpful....dt

Hi dt,

Thank you for the welcome.

Yes, I've noticed that some people are just plain bitter, but that's their problem not mine. I don't take it personal, life is too short to worry about things that don't matter. As a matter of fact it's been fun and eye opening. Up until now, I've gotten to see what some gringos thing of Mexico and Mexicans. It makes me wonder why they would want to be in Baja.

Anyway, thanks again!

I wish you a great day. :yes:

comitan - 12-11-2009 at 12:06 PM

BabyZarathustra
Its still out in the middle of nowhere!

BabyZarathustra - 12-11-2009 at 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by comitan
BabyZarathustra
Its still out in the middle of nowhere!

Yeah, I guess it is. Just so you don't know. Los Cabos was in the middle of nowhere some years ago. Now, we have gringos EVERYWHERE. Today, it's on the map. That is the way things are done here in Mexico. People buy land in the middle of nowhere and make something of it. It take time and effort. NOT everybody wants to live next door to Starbucks. NO town or city in Mexico starts out with streets, malls, school, etc. But I guess this just happens in Mexico.

BabyZarathustra - 12-11-2009 at 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by capt. mike
1. plat?
2. subdivision map?
3. general locator site plan? which side of Cabo?
4. closest tie to utility services if any?
5. structure of existing title?

enquiring minds want to know.
what is "text" land?

Cap. I'll get a map to you today. With the new highway being built, services will be available soon. Soon as next year, more or less. It all depends on the government and the amount of lots sold in El Carrizal, as well as the people that buy the lots.

Sorry for the "TEXT" before land. It was a mistake. Sorry to have made the whole post so confusing.

Have a good day.

Santiago - 12-11-2009 at 12:35 PM

BZ: Are you of Iranian decent or do you just follow the philosophy? And why the Baby?

comitan - 12-11-2009 at 12:41 PM

BabyZarathustra

You are totally right, but I for one will not live long enough to see that. By the way we were in Cabo when the last ferry ran. We have seen much more than I've ever wanted.

arrowhead - 12-11-2009 at 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Text Land in Southern Baja California for sale. Located in "El Carrizal", 30 minutes from Los Cabos. The lot is 89,340 square feet (2.05 acres). It's completely rustic (without services), it has road access, allowing access to vehicles. It is advantageous for the buyer that the lot doesn't have services because the prices are much lower. 1.00 per square foot. I can sell parts or the full lot offering a better deal.

Here's a whole hectare for sale in El Carrizal for $20,000 cash.

http://www.bienesonline.com/mexico/detalle-propiedad/TEV2533

That's about 20 cents per foot. You can buy land all over the San Diego County back country with zoning, paved road access and all utilities in for 50 cents per foot, just in case you wanted a dose of reality for comparison. Of course, you wouldn't be in Mexico, but you can see it from there. By the way, the land you are selling is 8,300 square meters and Mexico is only giving gringos fideicomisos for land up to 2,000 square meters. Do you have any suggestions?

capt. mike - 12-11-2009 at 03:05 PM

"Do you have any suggestions?"

well if eye was a developer i'd split it assuming the county allows that.

thx for the mapa BabyZ.
you may need to be prepared to negotiate on that $$ a bit but frankly having flown all over that area i rather like the geography and reasonable drive distance to both the sea and la paz.

a residential airpark would get my attention really quickly. just a thought.

JESSE - 12-11-2009 at 04:35 PM

El Carrizal has been selling lots for 30 years, they had a fairly large operation in Tijuana. They are a completely legal operation as far as i know, but i do find they tend to misrepresent their product a little bit. 30 minutes from Cabo to El Carrizal for example, is just impossible. It takes 40 minutes from Cabo to Todos Santos alone if your a fast driver. I have heard many local realtors stories about people asking them to sell their Carrizal lots, only to find out they are impossible to re-sell because of their location.

Anyways, if your into living in the middle of the desert kind of a, coco's corner kind of person, thats the property for you. They are legit, but, look before you buy.

surebought - 12-11-2009 at 05:09 PM

Zarathustra, How do you interpet the idea of Ubermensch? How do you reconcile Nietzche's proclamation of the Death of God with puritanical ex-patriates? What do you think of the Thus Spoke Zarathustra. Is El Carrizal where the lost Nietzsche cult lives on with the idea of a Will to Power?

DENNIS - 12-11-2009 at 05:11 PM

Oh yeah.......this should be fun.

BajaNuts - 12-11-2009 at 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by surebought
Zarathustra, How do you interpet the idea of Ubermensch? How do you reconcile Nietzche's proclamation of the Death of God with puritanical ex-patriates? What do you think of the Thus Spoke Zarathustra. Is El Carrizal where the lost Nietzsche cult lives on with the idea of a Will to Power?

would that be considered hijacking :?:

And PS- Welcome to the sandbox BZ! Good luck on your sale of property!

vandenberg - 12-11-2009 at 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by BajaNuts
would that be considered hijacking :?:

Not if you hide behind a moniker like that. :biggrin:

Babyzarathustra that is.

[Edited on 12-12-2009 by vandenberg]

monoloco - 12-11-2009 at 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by JESSE
El Carrizal has been selling lots for 30 years, they had a fairly large operation in Tijuana. They are a completely legal operation as far as i know, but i do find they tend to misrepresent their product a little bit. 30 minutes from Cabo to El Carrizal for example, is just impossible. It takes 40 minutes from Cabo to Todos Santos alone if your a fast driver. I have heard many local realtors stories about people asking them to sell their Carrizal lots, only to find out they are impossible to re-sell because of their location.

Anyways, if your into living in the middle of the desert kind of a, coco's corner kind of person, thats the property for you. They are legit, but, look before you buy.

You couldn't make El Carrizal from Los Cabos in 30 minutes if you were driving a turbo Carrera and there was no traffic.

BabyZarathustra - 12-12-2009 at 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by arrowhead

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Text Land in Southern Baja California for sale. Located in "El Carrizal", 30 minutes from Los Cabos. The lot is 89,340 square feet (2.05 acres). It's completely rustic (without services), it has road access, allowing access to vehicles. It is advantageous for the buyer that the lot doesn't have services because the prices are much lower. 1.00 per square foot. I can sell parts or the full lot offering a better deal.

My post says: I can sell parts. I can sell all of it. The land is mine so I can negotiate. I'm not selling it because I have economical problems, so I am in no hurry to sell. I hope you're buying a whole lotta land in San Diego, sounds like a very good business. I promise to wave once in a while just in case you're looking Mexico's way.

BabyZarathustra - 12-12-2009 at 10:25 PM

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I posted here about a lot in El Carrizal. I don't have to reconcile anything regarding expatriates or god since I live in my country and I am very respectful towards other people's beliefs. What I think of Nietzsche or "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" I keep to myself since this is not a forum to discuss that.

fishbuck - 12-12-2009 at 10:26 PM

How much for enough land to build a runway? 5000 ft?
Since it's in the middle of nowhere lets build a runway. Fly in Ranchos!
How about a golf course?

BabyZarathustra - 12-12-2009 at 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by capt. mike
"Do you have any suggestions?"

well if eye was a developer i'd split it assuming the county allows that.

thx for the mapa BabyZ.
you may need to be prepared to negotiate on that $$ a bit but frankly having flown all over that area i rather like the geography and reasonable drive distance to both the sea and la paz.

a residential airpark would get my attention really quickly. just a thought.

Negotiation is my talent. I have learned to aim at 20 when I want to hit 10. Thank your your opinion, I will keep it in mind.

Buena luna y mejores estrellas, Cap.

BabyZarathustra - 12-12-2009 at 11:33 PM

There are 148.31 km or 92 miles from San Lucas to La Paz.
This is a link so you can verify the distances.
http://www.mapcrow.info/Distance_between_Cabo_San_Lucas_MX_a...

El Carrizal's main entrance is 30 km from La Paz.

How long it takes you to get from here to there is up to you.

:spingrin:

I love it when people call IMPOSSIBLE what to me is part of daily life. Keep your "impossibles" coming, I eat um like cupcakes. Yummy, yummy.

monoloco - 12-13-2009 at 07:45 AM

118.31KM in 30 minutes? I hope I don't meet you on the highway.

Mikey - we only need 3000' amigo

capt. mike - 12-13-2009 at 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by fishbuck
How much for enough land to build a runway? 5000 ft?
Since it's in the middle of nowhere lets build a runway. Fly in Ranchos!
How about a golf course?

at that elevation will allow most all singles and light twins.
bag the golf too - too much eco controversy and maintenance $$.
just some simple lotas and taxiways. can be all dirt no problem.
i have great hangar home and condo plans already in the can.
we can do a common area with cabana "pilot's lounge" and a pool/spa ramada.

1/2 ac lots are sufficient.
1/4 ac for the stacked condo hangars / toy boxes.
here's a plan that's do able = come on Baby Z, let's JV this deal!!

monoloco - 12-13-2009 at 09:22 AM

If you are really interested in land in that area you will be able to purchase it for considerably less than a dollar a foot.

Ditto's

wessongroup - 12-13-2009 at 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by monoloco
118.31KM in 30 minutes? I hope I don't meet you on the highway.

arrowhead - 12-13-2009 at 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Keep your "impossibles" coming, I eat um like cupcakes. Yummy, yummy.

Don't you mean carrot cakes?

http://www.cakes-you-can-bake.com/a-great-one-layer-carrot-c...

JESSE - 12-13-2009 at 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
There are 148.31 km or 92 miles from San Lucas to La Paz.
This is a link so you can verify the distances.
http://www.mapcrow.info/Distance_between_Cabo_San_Lucas_MX_a...

El Carrizal's main entrance is 30 km from La Paz.

How long it takes you to get from here to there is up to you.

:spingrin:

I love it when people call IMPOSSIBLE what to me is part of daily life. Keep your "impossibles" coming, I eat um like cupcakes. Yummy, yummy.

Now your getting into the full of **** mode. I go to Cabo every two weeks and have made that trip for the past 3 years. I am a very fast driver, and i know for a fact, that you can't do it in less than 60 minutes, and thats driving like a maniac disregarding the typical, cows, burros, and goats that make that stretch of road very very dangerous.

fishbuck - 12-13-2009 at 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by capt. mike

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Originally posted by fishbuck
How much for enough land to build a runway? 5000 ft?
Since it's in the middle of nowhere lets build a runway. Fly in Ranchos!
How about a golf course?

Perfect!
But how about the jet setters. They might need a little more than 3000ft.
4000ft ?

capt. mike - 12-13-2009 at 04:44 PM

need 5000' and pavement for even VLJs.

if they're driving those thay can just enjoy CSL - MMCL and pay for it.

i'd rather have affordable dirt.

JESSE - 12-13-2009 at 05:32 PM

Guys, the federal goverment prohibits issuing runway-airport permits at any distance around 150 kilometers from any international airport.

Forget about the jet set.

surebought - 12-13-2009 at 06:45 PM

Good luck with all of this Baby/

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by capt. mike
need 5000' and pavement for even VLJs.

if they're driving those thay can just enjoy CSL - MMCL and pay for it.

i'd rather have affordable dirt.

Hi Cap. Tell me what the right price for you is. I've been looking around at some offered lots in El Carrizal, and I have found some real cheep ones and some really expensive one. Let's make the price just right. What do you say?

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 09:31 AM

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Originally posted by monoloco
118.31KM in 30 minutes? I hope I don't meet you on the highway.

You don't really mean that!!! I can give you a warm fuzzy feeling (when you pee your pants). Maybe even help you no be so constipated.

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by arrowhead

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Keep your "impossibles" coming, I eat um like cupcakes. Yummy, yummy.

Don't you mean carrot cakes?

http://www.cakes-you-can-bake.com/a-great-one-layer-carrot-c...

Ohhh, how nice!!! More free publicity, just like the gringo gazette. Now you know I can bake & I have kids. By the way, does anyone want to buy carrot cake??? Maybe pineapple jello?

Arrowhead, I am honored to know you take the time to google me. Hope you are not a stalker.

I will talk to god today and request a life for you.

:biggrin:

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by JESSE

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I love it when people call IMPOSSIBLE what to me is part of daily life. Keep your "impossibles" coming, I eat um like cupcakes. Yummy, yummy.

I am a very fast driver, and i know for a fact, that you can't do it in less than 60 minutes, and thats driving like a maniac

Well, now we are getting somewhere. 60 minutes is way less than what some idiot posted about it being two hours and a half. Thanks little man, you've been of great help. I appreciate your facts, you may leave now.

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by JESSE
Guys, the federal goverment prohibits issuing runway-airport permits at any distance around 150 kilometers from any international airport.

Forget about the jet set.

That's it!!! This is where I draw the line. You are no longer working for us at the jet set!!!! Forget about the valet parking position. YOU ARE FIRED!

:biggrin:

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by surebought
Good luck with all of this Baby/

Tks

surebought - 12-14-2009 at 09:58 AM

And I love the picture.

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 10:18 AM

I am no longer a newbie. Viva BZ!!!!! Guess you couldn't scare me away, huh trolls & haters??? Try harder.

To celebrate, I will be hosting a party. I will make carrot cake with Gran Marnier and some other yummy treats for those who have a sweet tooth. Trolls are invited too, you can bring your own s**t-cakes. :lol:

arrowhead - 12-14-2009 at 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
My post says: I can sell parts. I can sell all of it. The land is mine so I can negotiate. I'm not selling it because I have economical problems, so I am in no hurry to sell.

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Hi Cap. Tell me what the right price for you is. I've been looking around at some offered lots in El Carrizal, and I have found some real cheep ones and some really expensive one. Let's make the price just right. What do you say?

Hey Mike, keep holding out. Two more days and she'll be asking you how much she has to pay you to take the lot off her hands.

arrowhead - 12-14-2009 at 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Arrowhead, I am honored to know you take the time to google me. Hope you are not a stalker.

Naw, I gave up stalking years ago. Now I'm just a cazadore de pendejos.

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by arrowhead

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
Arrowhead, I am honored to know you take the time to google me. Hope you are not a stalker.

Now I'm just a cazadore de pendejos.

I guess you meant "Cazador de pendejos." I believe you.

Here is the pendejo clasification. It seems someone does know you very well here in Mexico.

1.pendejo optimista…cree que no es pendejo.

2.pendejo telescopio…desde lejos se le nota lo pendejo

3.pendejo aplicado…se preocupa por aprender pendejadas

4.pendejo laborioso…todo el día se la pasa haciendo pendejadas

5.pendejo amigable…tiene puros amigos pendejos

6.pendejo enciclopédico…sabe un montón de pendejadas

7.pendejo simpático…sus pendejadas causan risa

8.pendejo campana…es tan tan tan pero tan pendejo

9.pendejo consistente… sabe que es pendejo

10.pendejo alegre…se ríe de cualquier pendejada

11.pendejo enamorado…le gusta cualquier pendejada

12.pendejo inútil…ni las pendejadas hace bien

13.pendejo pelón…cree que no tiene un solo pelo de pendejo

14.pendejo ambicioso…sueña con ser un buen pendejo

15.pendejo convicto…esta en el bote por pendejo

16.pendejo hiperactivo…hace las pendejadas una tras otra

17.pendejo xerox…copia las pendejadas de los demás

18.pendejo esperanzado…cree que lo pendejo se le va a quitar

19.pendejo ignorante…todos saben que es pendejo menos él

20.pendejo añejo…con el tiempo se hace mas pendejo

21.pendejo radioactivo…irradia lo pendejo por doquier

22.pendejo insistente…hace las mismas pendejadas varias veces

23.pendejo vigoroso…no se cansa de hacer pendejadas

24.pendejo ecológico…es pendejo por naturaleza

25.pendejo multifacético…es el que abarca 2 o mas clasificaciones

26. pendejo maestro…le enseña sus pendejadas a los demás

27. pendejo enfermo… aquel que contagio a otros pendejos

28. pendejo mosquito…sus pendejadas molestan

29. pendejo burro…ni las pendejadas se aprende

30. pendejo valiente… no teme hacer pendejadas

31. pendejo mudo… no dice las pendejadas pero las piensa

32. pendejo popular…tiene fama de pendejo

33. pendejo original… cree que le copian sus pendejadas

34. pendejo envidioso… quiere ser mas pendejo que los demás

35. pendejo inodoro… sus pendejadas apestan

36. pendejo inconsciente… hace las pendejadas sin darse cuenta

37. pendejo actor… finge que no es pendejo

38. pendejo sin dinero… pobre pendejo

39. pendejo inocente… nació pendejo

40. pendejo fabricado… se hizo pendejo

41. pendejo estafado… lo hicieron pendejo

42. pendejo con dinero… compra puras pendejadas

43. pendejo Dominus… hace las pendejadas en menos de 30 minutos

44. pendejo Dominus(2)… el muy pendejo si te da gratis la pizza

45. pendejo vicioso… no puede dejar de hacer pendejadas

46. pendejo analfabeta… sabe que para pendejo no se estudia

47. pendejo reciclado… se hace pendejo muchas veces

48. pendejo gigante… creció a lo pendejo

49. pendejo enojon… se enoja por puras pendejadas

50. pendejo gallego… prototipo del pendejo ideal

You are not #5 since I doubt you have friends at all.
#17 either cause you are the master.
#25 should be your new nick.
#40 doesn't apply since #39 is definitely you.

Good luck with the "caza" don't let the pendejo in the mirror get you off guard.

:tumble:

[Edited on 12-14-2009 by BabyZarathustra]

comitan - 12-14-2009 at 05:09 PM

I think some of the Nomads have met their match. :bounce:

[Edited on 12-15-2009 by comitan]

Skeet/Loreto - 12-14-2009 at 05:34 PM

Please define "pendejo" in English.

fishbuck - 12-14-2009 at 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Please define "pendejo" in English.

Someone from Texas :lol:

arrowhead - 12-14-2009 at 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by BabyZarathustra

Here is the pendejo clasification. It seems someone does know you very well here in Mexico.

Yeah, yeah, we all had a good laugh at that when Oso posted it last month.

http://forums.bajanomad.com/viewthread.php?tid=27835#pid2722...

No need to recycle the jokes here.

DENNIS - 12-14-2009 at 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by fishbuck

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Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Please define "pendejo" in English.

Someone from Texas :lol:

OOOOOOHH....You're gonna get it now. :lol:

fishbuck - 12-14-2009 at 05:44 PM

Sorry Skeeter couldn't resist. :saint:

surebought - 12-14-2009 at 06:38 PM

BabyZ, Loved all the Pendejo definitions. I don't have to worry about you getting sweet talked by any of Los Muchachos. I think the literal translaction is (Woody the Wood(xxxxxx) Head.

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by arrowhead

Quote:

Originally posted by BabyZarathustra

Here is the pendejo clasification. It seems someone does know you very well here in Mexico.

Yeah, yeah, we all had a good laugh at that when Oso posted it last month.

http://forums.bajanomad.com/viewthread.php?tid=27835#pid2722...

No need to recycle the jokes here.

I don't know Oso, but I guess he knows you. I'm surprised you can get a good laugh at your own expense. Good for you P-Master!!!!

BabyZarathustra - 12-14-2009 at 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Please define "pendejo" in English.

Arrowhead.

I looked it up!!!!!!!!! :lol:

k-rico - 12-14-2009 at 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by fishbuck

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Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Please define "pendejo" in English.

Someone from Texas :lol:

hahahaha, laughed out loud. Good one fish!!!!

All in good fun Skeet.

Taco de Baja - 12-15-2009 at 08:52 AM

More info on BabyZ: Looks like (s)he's one tough cupcake. :lol:

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Before Zarathustra was born, a very bright light shone all around the house. His birth was a very special event. Most babies cry at birth but baby Zarathustra laughed at birth. This was an indication of the birth of a divine person.

Zarathustra was born in a priestly Spitaman family. The Spitamans had 5 sons in all. Rathushtar, Rangushtar, ZARATHUSTRA, Nodariga and Nivedis.

Soon after his birth an evil man named Durasarun planned to kill Zarathustra. He had heard that Zarathustra was sent by Ahura Mazda to get rid of evil.

The evil men put baby Zarathustra into burning fire, but the angel Asha-Vahishta which look after the fire i.e. Adibest Amesaspand caused the fire to get cold.

Next they placed him in a lane frequented by cattle, with the intention that he would be trampled to death. But Bahman Amesaspand the angel that protect the cattle, came to the rescue by inspiring a cow to stand over him and protect him from the stampede. A similar attempt made by placing him in a passage of horses also failed.

Durasarun continued his efforts to kill Zarathustra. He took him to a wolf cave to be eaten by wolves. Angels Meher Yazad and Sarosh Yazad came to the baby's rescue in the form of goats who suckled the baby, until he was rescued by his parents.

In the end Durasarun tried to carry out the murder himself. He entered Zarathustra's house when all were asleep and was going to strike him with his deadly dagger, when angel Behram Yazad permanently paralysed and twisted his hands so that he could never ever use them again.

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monoloco - 12-15-2009 at 09:47 AM

In this case it might be driving 236.62 KPH on Hwy.1 that does her in.

BabyZarathustra - 12-15-2009 at 09:54 AM

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In this case it might be driving 236.62 KPH on Hwy.1 that does her in.

From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. You're not even an ape. You're a monoloco.

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arrowhead - 12-15-2009 at 06:06 PM

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So to make things short, and since you are their mommy, either put your boys on a leash or be prepared for real nasty cause I haven't even started yet.

Sofia, this is just the internet. Words aren't clubs and don't kill. You type them, they appear on a monitor and then they evaporate into the ether. They have all the substance of a fart in a windstorm.

Ay te watcho.