Pompano - 1-17-2010 at 07:37 PM
HOW TO WASH YOUR RV DURING A FOOTBALL GAME
Football fans, has this ever happened to you?
It's the weekend and your team is playing.
But...the RV is dirty. You somehow missed getting it cleaned for the upcoming camping trip. Time is running out. There is no quick big rig car wash
nearby, no pressure washer handy.
Why does wash day always seem to come when your team is playing?
Well, take heart! Here is my primer on How to Get The Job Done and not miss any football.
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1. Find some long-handled washing tools.
...then..
2. Find a gal who likes to camp AND who owns some soap.....
.....and a couple jars of homemade pickles?? Hey, so much the better.
3. Get her a ladder.
Tell her it's a pedestal.
Tell her that she is drop-dead gorgeous beyond description
..and then this very crucial part....
'but her beauty cannot be seen through those dang dirty windows.'
Now silently walk away....
4. ...go inside gameroom, turn on football game, close doors, turn volume up, get cold beer & some chips, adjust lounger.
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HALFTIME
5. Steady pedestal during half-time break.
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Return to the game
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THIRD QUARTER
Check outside. Steady pedestal (and washer if needed) during any timeouts, 3 minute commercials or delays in game
When game resumes..back inside you go.
.tick-tock
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GAME'S OVER...your team won!
See? Simple, huh? And that was a great game. Now go check out how the RV looks. It's been a couple-three hours and it should be about
ready.
Wonderful job, pickles.
Take a breather and a brew. Bring me one, too.
And that, guys, is how you wash your RV and never miss a single play.
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for any mayhem caused by anyone stupid enough to take this advice.
[Edited on 1-18-2010 by Pompano]
BornFisher - 1-17-2010 at 08:50 PM
Love your style, bummer about the game!
Reminds me of when I had a place down at La Buffadora. I would get up in the morning and turn on KNX for the news and traffic. And be so happy I
wasn`t stuck on the freeway, in one of those sigalerts !!
Well, once it wasn`t a sigalert that was holding up traffic, but a "lady in a mini skirt changing a tire"!!!!! I`ll never forget that!!!
Your wife is a traffic stopper for sure!!
[Edited on 1-18-2010 by BornFisher]
toneart - 1-17-2010 at 08:55 PM
Much as I would like to comment, the women in my life have me surrounded and hold me tentatively with suspicious regard. 
Roger- Please allow me to retain my team spirit! I'm down to the 2 minute warning.
longlegsinlapaz - 1-17-2010 at 09:37 PM
I am seriously beginning to question Co-pilots intelligence level! All the shopping trips in the world can't be worth believing she'd ever fall for
this BS!
Edit: Seriously doubt this would even qualify for a "Silver-Tongued- Devil" award!
[Edited on 1-18-2010 by longlegsinlapaz]
BajaGeoff - 1-17-2010 at 10:17 PM
Great play-by-play breakdown there Pompano....but my wife would never go for it.
Pacifico - 1-17-2010 at 10:27 PM
Pompano, I like where your head is at, but this could seriously get someone killed!!! I know you have a disclaimer and all, but their blood will be on
your hands!!!!
BajaNuts - 1-17-2010 at 10:33 PM
Gotta believe there were some serious 'behind the scenes' negotiations going on, we all know what kind of a story teller you are.............
What was the other side of pretty-lady Co-Pilots bargain, Pompano? 
'Nuts
it's all good~
[Edited on 1-18-2010 by BajaNuts]
fixtrauma - 1-17-2010 at 11:18 PM
"And then I woke up and it was all a dream?"
That's how it would go around here Roger!