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New Career in Baja Walmart

wessongroup - 2-23-2010 at 11:33 AM

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

David K - 2-23-2010 at 11:35 AM

:lol:

BajaGeoff - 2-23-2010 at 05:34 PM

You should be doing stand-up comedy wessongroup...not a Wal Mart greeter!

Cypress - 2-23-2010 at 06:01 PM

:lol:

Thanks for sharing.

schwlind - 2-23-2010 at 09:57 PM

Now that was really funny... sorry you lost your job!

torch - 2-23-2010 at 10:02 PM

nice :lol:

Udo - 2-23-2010 at 10:06 PM

:lol:

Quote:

Originally posted by wessongroup
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

BajaNuts - 2-23-2010 at 11:04 PM

TOO FUNNY - Wesson!

hope you know we're all gonna "steal" that story...........
:lol:

tommybahama - 2-23-2010 at 11:35 PM

Go ahead and steal 'his' story.....he did!

BajaNuts - 2-23-2010 at 11:59 PM

I already did, but I had to edit out the 'retiree' reference..................

:lol:

dtutko1 - 2-24-2010 at 07:22 AM

i've seen that lady or one just like her at several walmarts. I think her job is to test greeters. Ray Wylie Hubbard sings about her in one of his songs. Hell is full of them.

snowcat5 - 2-24-2010 at 07:26 AM

Maybe you could work at Micky D's? There is one in most Walmart's if you really miss the human interaction. :lol:

wessongroup - 2-24-2010 at 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tommybahama
Go ahead and steal 'his' story.....he did!

think I'd use MY material here for free

Phil S - 2-25-2010 at 09:00 AM

I suspect your intent was to only work 1 day, use that 'joke', knowing you'd probably be fired, and went down and applied for unemployment benefits!!!!!!