Originally posted by DanO
Also missing from the list:
-- Sneer at commercially packaged tortillas.
-- Spend your spare time coming up with new ways to get rid of mice.
-- Always steer towards the smoothest part of the road.
-- Burn your trash in a barrel in your yard.
-- Stop when traffic lights turn yellow.
-- Use an old washing machine tub for a barbecue.
-- Nod your head or wave at all drivers passing by in the opposite direction.
-- Have beans at every meal, no matter what else you're eating.
-- Never wash your car.
-- Shave maybe once a week, if at all.
-- Routinely carry a shovel in your pickup.
-- Always seem have a couple of quarts of fresh lobster stock in the fridge.
-- Can change a tire nearly as fast as an Indy pit crew.
-- Drop everything to go watch the sun rise or set.
-- Often fall asleep while counting stars.
-- Think almost anything can be fixed with duct tape.
-- Have definite opinions about whether it's appropriate to (a) drive on the beach, (b) share GPS waypoints of off the beaten track travel
destinations, particularly surf spots, (c) ride a bicycle on a highway, (d) play loud music in a campground, (e) catch and not release marlin, or (f)
all of the above. |
