Originally posted by DENNIS
OK...So here's whaccha do..... On Broadway in Chula Vista, there's a medical supply business. Go there and buy a cheap plastic oxygen mask and a few
feet of plastic hose.
Tape one end of the hose to a discreet place on the machine, hook the other end to the mask and put it on while you drive through the border.
When they stop you, tell them it's making life-support oxygen. Take off the mask and fall out of your car gasping for air.
You'll be down the avenue in less than a minute.
Or....you could make a receipt for 50 bucks and they probably won't charge you anything.
Given these coices, and I were you, I'd be going for the drama. You only live once.
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10,000 BTUs? I thought that was a reference to heat. |