BajaNomad - BAJA SUR WEBSITE-Please!!!

BAJA SUR WEBSITE-Please!!!

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Cypress - 9-9-2010 at 03:29 PM

Skeet/Loreto, Good idea!

DianaT - 9-9-2010 at 04:21 PM

Skeet, to cover all of Baja Sur would be a monster endeavor. It has taken a huge amount of time to get just as far as we have on the community website for Bahia Asuncion.

It continues to be a lot of fun and will continue to be a lot of fun, mainly because of all of the local people involved with building the website---- keeping it real personal.

Unless it was really superficial, it would take years to create a personal website for all of Baja Sur ---- maybe it would be better if it is one community at a time and all linked together.

If would also be difficult to keep all of the community sites just that, not commercial sites for any one business, but it could be done.

Just my two cents. And the more I think about it, it would be great to have a network of individual community sites----thanks for starting the thought process and do check out the progress we are making on our community website. I think it maybe is what you are thinking about for all of Baja California Sur. http://www.bahiaasuncion.ORG

Or maybe I read what you want incorrectly, are you looking for just a forum?

[Edited on 9-9-2010 by DianaT]

DENNIS - 9-9-2010 at 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
I am interested in anyone that comes to Baja Sur as follows:
Learning Spanish
Getting Involved with the People
Adventuring on the Sea of Cortez
Fishing
Observing the Sea Life
And living a Life of Character.

How are you going to do all this from Texas and how much Spanish do you know?
Who's gonna be the judge of character for you exclusive site?
How "involved" with the people do we have to get? Will two hours in a hoar-house be enough?
Are we allowed to get nekid?
Can we consider using lots of dope? The more we use, the more we'll act like you....dope of the year.

maspacifico - 9-9-2010 at 05:15 PM

www.antibullpuckey.com! I'm having a hard time following what this new website would do that Nomads doesn't. Is it to exclude those excitable Northerners? If so, I'm all in! Just a bunch of nekid pot drinking degenerates up there. Where's my meds?

bajalera - 9-9-2010 at 05:39 PM

Then you'll have to get away from me, too, Skeeter Old Friend. To me the present system works just fine.

DENNIS - 9-9-2010 at 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto

Example[ A newbie gets on the site and ask about the Islan of Del Elfonso and the fishing. Someone could come back and tell him the best way to get there, the time of year for certain fish, the Great Birdlife and when to watch, when the Sharks and Whales are there etc.

But....but....but...we have DK to take care of these details. Don't you like DK? DK likes you.

Ya know what Skeet? In the recent past I went to war for you, but it won't be happening again. I just don't care for you anymore.

maspacifico - 9-9-2010 at 05:42 PM

I know that trying to be serious with this is a mistake...but.... Nomads is a great source of information on almost everything pertaining to Baja California. North and South. Anyone can get what they need to know from this site. If they want to get into peeing matches they can do that too. No need that I can see for another site. Unless you are off your meds! Again!!!

maspacifico - 9-9-2010 at 05:44 PM

Jeez.....can I say urinating? whizzing? Didn't know peeing was banned.

Paladin - 9-9-2010 at 05:45 PM

November elections

Man am I looking forward to that day.

We (Californias) get to vote on legalizing dope smoking.

All I do now is sit on front porch and drink coffee and read wacko editorials etc.

Havent smoked dope since the 60's

I'm going to be one of the first right wing stupid republican on my culdesac smoking dope.
:lol:

mike odell - 9-9-2010 at 05:54 PM

Hot Damn Skeeteruskus, Ya'll shure do know how to stir up a chite storm
`bean borin herebouts, but twine you and that Abuctor ole boy, this ole
interyinet finally lit up like a good ole nut fry! I thank itsa most as good
as a howg callin or a goat ropin, Ya'll boys keep on keepin on, Most
all us folks likes it! I thank I'll pour me a double jack and coke, lite me
a left handed ciggarete and keep a readin!!
Me an ole cooter brown are waitin fo more from ya'll boy's

mtgoat666 - 9-9-2010 at 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
You people go on about your Bull Pukey, DOPE SMOKNG, BAD MOUTHING People and leave us Folks that want to enjoy the Great BAJA Sur Alone.

skooter:
the same people exist everywhere. no matter where you go, you will find DOPE SMOKING FIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

DanO - 9-9-2010 at 05:55 PM

Is puckey different from pukey? Inquiring minds want to know.

MP, good call on all of us in the northern part of the peninsula being "nekid pot drinking degenerates," except for myself of course. I am not a degenerate. In fact, I have two generators.

maspacifico - 9-9-2010 at 05:56 PM

Nice! And pert near sums it up...by gol

BAJA NOMAD IS A GOOD THING

BajaBlanca - 9-9-2010 at 06:01 PM

I have started putting together a site similar to asuncion's for la bocana and it is a HUGE endeavor. truth be told, I am lucky in that I always had PLANNED for it and was collecting photos of the restaurants, stores etc., so I am actually way ahead of the game

that being said

I think

baja nomads is the perfect place for all to ask an open-ended question like where is such and such or what can you tell me about copper canyon and get a wealth of information. and that information comes from so many in so many different places and with so many different experiences that it makes it more informative IMHO.

and that being said - once I am done with la bocana's site - should anyone want a similar site for their area, all they have to do is ask and send me the photos. I can put it together pretty easily.

edited to correct spelling mistakes.

[Edited on 9-10-2010 by BajaBlanca]

DENNIS - 9-9-2010 at 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DanO
Is puckey different from pukey? Inquiring minds want to know.

Puckey is a hockey term.

Pukey is a digestion term.

Glad I could help.

DENNIS - 9-9-2010 at 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BajaBlanca
all they have to do is ask

A very nice offer, Blanca. Thanks.

mike odell - 9-9-2010 at 06:38 PM

Dammit to hell Skeeter don't ya'll get yore pants all weggied up, not everbody
agrees wit ya, but yo shore am entitled to opinions and so's most all the folks
round here, ya gotta roll wit it my friend, pore up a cold drank an give em hell
Ya'll welcome in my part a baja an my ranch anny time pard.

gnukid - 9-9-2010 at 06:47 PM

Ya skeet, don't dem FreeMasons shore nuff need to increase their dwindling membership y'all got about only 5,000 nowadays and y'all could improve their secretive informations systems, y'all could call it Pike's Sneaky-Peaky, it could be baja mafia spot or a new bajakkk just like the good-ole days! Y'all should start with a secret handshake for newbies and work on up to some cool symbols and aprons too!

Monty Python and the Free Masons- The Architecht Sketch

flyfishinPam - 9-9-2010 at 07:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1bHBthJN9w

mike odell - 9-9-2010 at 07:28 PM

Gol Dangit Gnu, You done hit my bad nerve. I was they firstus 32nd degee
mason , due to my age, in my lodge, mucha yars ago,

dammit gnu, ya'll pistten me off a bit. I was they first 21 yare olt 32nd degree
mason in my lodge, backin 19 an 70, stil got my aprurn an still no the secrate handshakes, but theese fellers do sum dam fine work, i aint active much no more , bein busy ya know. The lodge and themm Shriner's do sum fine work
for the kiddies, specially the hurt ones

Marc - 9-9-2010 at 08:40 PM

Why don't we all just get together and burn the Koran?

Santiago - 9-9-2010 at 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS
Will two hours in a hoar-house be enough?
Are we allowed to get nekid?

Isn't that a requirement?

vandenberg - 9-9-2010 at 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marc
Why don't we all just get together and burn the Koran?

Hey, not a bad idea. This world could use a liitle shaking up.

The Gainesville pastor keeps changing his mind. Latest news tonight, it maybe on again.
Also heard his followers are getting the Koolaid stirred up and ready .

BTW Skeet , is that bible thumping idiot a buddy of yours.? :biggrin:

[Edited on 9-10-2010 by vandenberg]

Marc - 9-9-2010 at 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyfishinPam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1bHBthJN9w

That was so good!! :lol:

mike odell - 9-9-2010 at 09:42 PM

Since we all seem to be rollin toonight, me includio, whyant we burn us up a bunch a ole national geograpic's FULLa pics of neekid sinnin black womens,
an other sinners? Ya'll younker;s need to get yoself some respeck, ya hear?

mike odell - 9-9-2010 at 09:49 PM

Oh, and buy thee way, I do thank we all shud cut each of us som slack
now and again, we all luv this shoolyard we playin in, whatcha think?

Sallysouth - 9-9-2010 at 11:26 PM

HELLARIOUS!! Poor ol Skeet.He is stuck in Texas and too far away from Baja.He is a good ol boy, jus trying to make his opinion heard. Maybe he needs to get back to Baja and see whats really going on?Yeah and the Jack thing too, can you buy that in Baja???:lol

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto

FOLLOWING ARE WELCOME

All Lovers of Freedom

If you can,t keep Control of your Desires and your Passions within Due Bounds-----go somewhere else!!:

Well, I see you've refined your ideas, Skeet. It's obvious you've given this a lot of thought.
Yep...obvious. :biggrin:

maspacifico - 9-10-2010 at 12:22 PM

Priceless...

gnukid - 9-10-2010 at 12:44 PM

Skeet, can you post the address when you know it for the Goat Head Sun Worshipper Club. Thanks and glad your back 100%!$#@! Praise Molach!

Skeet/Loreto - 9-10-2010 at 12:53 PM

gnukid:GOAT HEAD WORSHIPPERS CLUB
8304 Clairemont Mesa Blvd.
San Diego calif 02111

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
I have to admit that when I refer to someone as Weak Minded I am not rying to restrict his Freedom.

No..no, Skeet. Not at all. In fact, anyone with a bit of sensitivity would see you are trying to help that person. Weak minded folks have to know their level in life so they can perform as expected. How else would we have harmony?
I'm a follower, Skeet.......lead on, please. :biggrin:

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 01:08 PM

It's a novel waiting to be written....a movie to be made:

The Boys From Baja.

You might want to get a tennis ball and build up your grip, Skeet. You're going to have a lot of work to do.

DanO - 9-10-2010 at 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS

Quote:

Originally posted by DanO
Is puckey different from pukey? Inquiring minds want to know.

Puckey is a hockey term.

Pukey is a digestion term.

Glad I could help.

Ah, much appreciated. Do you happen to know what "diaperhead" means? I seem to have misplaced my Skeeter-to-English dictionary today. I gotta figure out whether I should (a) be insulted, (b) post some snarky comment designed to push him further over the edge, or (c) just drink some more pot and laugh myself silly over this thread. You really can't make this stuff up.

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DanO

Do you happen to know what "diaperhead" means?

Of course. This is a diaperhead:

http://www.jackash.net/images/img/diaper_head_sam_jpeg.jpg

gnukid - 9-10-2010 at 01:28 PM

Skeet, as a FreeMasons Baja forum front you should definitely pursue eugenics to continue your blood lines and continue to divide, distract and mislead the others in order to exploit them as your slaves, right. One question, cause this sun worship goat symbology crap is confusing, how often do you actually eat the flesh and blood of sacrifices?

vandenberg - 9-10-2010 at 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS

I'm a follower, Skeet.......lead on, please. :biggrin:

Better think on that some more,
You're aware you fall into the pot swilling/smoking group up north. Maybe even incontinent and wearing a diaper.
And not welcome to our highly selective group of individuals of superb intellect down south. :yes:

Miss you guys already. :no:

Got to admit, the old preacher sure knows how to stir the pot. :lol:

[Edited on 9-10-2010 by vandenberg]

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vandenberg

Better think on that some more,

It's difficult to think and be humble at the same time, but I'll try. :lol:

DanO - 9-10-2010 at 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Dano"

As smart as you are about spelling and you can;t figure what Diaper-head Means??

Surely you must be kidding~

Now the first thing to do is ask yourself "Where is a Diaper used?"
Next ask yourself "What does a Diaper do?"

Just follow that line of thought and it should come to you sooner or Later.

If not let me know and I will get into detail.

Well now, I admit to being a bit of a simpleton (aside from spelling, where I have only made one now very famous error that will haunt me forever). My problem was that the term diaperhead could be construed by some as a racist epithet, referring to persons of middle eastern descent. I was concerned that a man of your superior character might be lowering your high standards by stooping to the use of such crass, mean-spirited and xenophobic terminology. Now that you've clarified that you only meant to call us all s#!theads, I'm satisfied that you are still entitled to hold the moral high ground, if only to build a latrine on it.

Anyway, if we're serious about going the route of having only genetically engineered Skeets post to this hypothetical website, we'll definitely need a catchier name for the site than BajaSur.com. Here are a few, but my fellow diaperheads should feel free to add their own suggestions:

CactusClones.com
TestTubeBaja.com
SameOldSur.com

and (drum roll please)

SkeetersBreeders.com

Excuse me, but I need to step out and change my diaper now.

bajalera - 9-10-2010 at 02:28 PM

Well, I intend to drink booze and smoke pot, but have decided I'm not gonna git nekkid and you can all be glad of that.

vgabndo - 9-10-2010 at 02:29 PM

Skeet. Clearly your have no idea what you are doing when you make some of your incredibly insensitive slurs. Anyone who does any reading will know that "diaperhead" is just the racist Christian Dominionist extension of "raghead" referring to people whose non-Christian cultures include wearing turbans or other scarves and wraps around the head. The more vile racists use diaper head for just the reason you cite. It further extends the insult to project the slur that these types of headgear are filled with baby crap.

You sir are full of baby crap.

And on the subject of knowing something about the language, geography, details of BCS, we will have to exclude you. After all the years you claim to have lived 9.5 miles away from Isla San Ildefonso, one would think that you would know its name. If a newby got on the site and asked where to find "Islan of Del Elfonso" they would have to be told it didn't exist. (except in what is left of your arrogant mind)

OOPS, MY BAD. I just found it in the Guff of Kaffhilfornica almost exactly between Mulehinge and Laratti. :no:

Can I be a Baja authority like you now, Huh, huh, huh, can I huh?

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vgabndo
Can I be a Baja authority like you now, Huh, huh, huh, can I huh?

Only if you recognize the all-important term Towelhead with your other examples. :lol:

Bajatripper - 9-10-2010 at 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS

Quote:

Ya know what Skeet? In the recent past I went to war for you, but it won't be happening again. I just don't care for you anymore.

So NOW can I call Skeeterman a 'yella bellied coward' and not get threats of eternal damnation? Or would that still be going to far? :rolleyes:

But we can all tell that this isn't the Skeet we know and hold is such high esteem, for there aren't any of his usual "style markers" in these posts. :no:

This alter ego is much too fluent in English to be OUR Skeet (although the racist remarks are dead-on).

[Edited on 9-11-2010 by Bajatripper]

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bajatripper
So NOW can I call Skeeterman a 'yella bellied coward' and not get threats of eternal damanation?

Sure....go ahead. Be aware you may be talking to his nurse. :lol:

DanO - 9-10-2010 at 02:51 PM

It just occurred to me that in the childrens' book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," the evil professor has a system for selecting and imposing new names on people which could, in theory, result in the change of one's last name to "diaperhead." For that to occur, the second and fourth letters in your last name would have to be the letter "a". Here's how it works:

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = buscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

So, for a hypothetical example, let's say Skeet's last name is Salazar (or Sakamoto or Sabatini or Samardjian or, well, you get the drift). Based on the system above, his new name would be Crusty Diaperhead.

For giggles, the main 4 players in the last presidential elections would now be known as President Loopy Toiletbanana, Vice President Snotty Cootietush, Senator Cheeseball Gigglehead, and former Governor Loopy Diaperlips (I love that last one). Taking it just a tad further (because I can), Toiletbanana's predecessor would be former President Goober Chickenshorts, and the guy he defeated to get into office would be former Vice President Lumpy Burgertush.

Feel free to use this system to your heart's content. Also, please advise if your new name comes out as Stinky Picklekisser. We'll need to keep an eye on you.

Skeet/Loreto - 9-10-2010 at 03:01 PM

Dan O

You are a "ChickenSmith".

I will await your word on what it means.

windgrrl - 9-10-2010 at 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DanO
It just occurred to me that in the childrens' book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," the evil professor has a system for selecting and imposing new names on people ...

I'm laughing so hard I am - no , nothing to do with pants - crying! I needed that and thanks for using your super powers for the good instead of evil.

Best wishes,
Zippy Gorilla Butt

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 03:18 PM

DanO..........Have you been off work for a while? You must have an advanced degree in your new naming hobby. :lol:

maspacifico - 9-10-2010 at 03:20 PM

SOUTH DAKOTA

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 03:25 PM

Baja California

jorgie - 9-10-2010 at 03:27 PM

ACTUALLY I THOUGHT BAJA NOMADS COVERED ALL OF BAJA SUR AND THERE ARE POSTINGS FOR POLITICS , FISHING ETC . IF YA WANNA PUT STUFF IN WHY NOT ???????

Bajatripper - 9-10-2010 at 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Tripper:

What is your Problem??

I don;t have any problems other than trying to get a Website of Good Folks instead of a bunch of DOPERS, DRUNKS, and madmen.

80 years old
Good Physical Condition(2 Horses, 5 Acres just mowed half of it this morning}
Beautiful Young Wife-together 30 years
Million Dollars
50 year Mason on Oct 5th
Pilot with about 6,000 Hours flying time(2,000 in Baja Sur]
Degree in Criminology
3 years Experienc Hollywood Calif.{ Some of the most Physically and Mentally Degenerate People in the World--Like some on this Board--}

Now Mr. Tripper.

Put up or Shut Up!!!

Well, we've got the references to dopers and the like and the endless biographical info back, but what about all of those misplaced caps, bad spelling and poor grammar? Come on, you're not the REAL Skeet. 'fess up. :lol:

Skeet/Loreto - 9-10-2010 at 03:32 PM

Jorgie:
When the original Baja Amigos started it was a much different type Site, then it became BajaNomads and for many years it was great!, But in about the past year there has been a buch of Nuts who have a Diaperhead Comment for anyone who Posts. It is getting to where it is controlled by a Bunch of Norte DOPERS.

Go back and look at some of the past History and you will pick up on it .

I was just trying to get a very Positive type Baja Sur Site going so that we would not be Slammed with all the Children,s Posts.

Bajatripper - 9-10-2010 at 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DanO

SkeetersBreeders.com

Now, that's a scary thought! :lol:

DanO - 9-10-2010 at 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS
DanO..........Have you been off work for a while? You must have an advanced degree in your new naming hobby. :lol:

Nah, just a slow day at the office and way too much coffee (er, I mean DOPE!). Once you have the Poopypants System dialed in, it becomes like second nature, if you know what I mean.

:lol:

DanO - 9-10-2010 at 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Dan O

You are a "ChickenSmith".

I will await your word on what it means.

Well, heck, I'll take a shot at it. Is it:

1. A guy who hammers metal shoes onto chickens' feet?
2. A nickname for a guy named Smith who always runs away?
3. A financial blogger who is convinced we are on the verge of another Great Depression? http://chickensmith.wordpress.com/
4. A new KFC high end spin-off chicken restaurant that is doomed to fail?
5. This weirdo? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chicken-Smith/138764579489444

If I'm right, you have to tell us what your new name is under the Poopypants System. Deal?

gnukid - 9-10-2010 at 03:46 PM

Just to belabor the point, notice how the poster Skeet makes negative comments then blames others for negative comments, insults people, then blames others for insulting, he makes salacious comments about women and then claims others do. This is a style which categorically the Freemason method, no matter he wins when people acknowledge the comments or disagree because within the dialect the other poster becomes distracted from the their own goals, their own values and they become divided in their sympathies and the conversation is framed by the Freemason dialectic which seeks to manipulate and destroy the collective power of diverse communities, like ours.

Now, as reasonable community members whoever we might be, we should ask ourselves what are constructive replies to Skeet or the Freemason dialect? Is there any reply that would benefit a truly good person in response, unlikely. Theirs is well practiced and complex strategy. Noticeably the posts come in waves, with support from equally trained members of the brotherhood as evidenced here as it is required by their affiliation.

So, let us bid adieu to disruptive characters and perhaps ignore them though its true it's hard to, yet participating can be so wasteful.

[Edited on 9-10-2010 by gnukid]

Bajahowodd - 9-10-2010 at 03:49 PM

Sheesh! At least he hasn't threatened to burn Qurans for publicity.

longlegsinlapaz - 9-10-2010 at 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bajalera
Well, I intend to drink booze and smoke pot, but have decided I'm not gonna git nekkid and you can all be glad of that.

The booze is allowed, the pot is not....I'm really selective about who passengerizes in my car!! And thank GAWD we don't need to argue over the getting nekkid part! I've already promised your kid I wouldn't let you go astray! :lol:

vandenberg - 9-10-2010 at 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
5 Acres just mowed half of it this morning}

Not that hard if you just keep those push mower blades sharp. :biggrin:

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by longlegsinlapaz
passengerizes

Another Skeetism. Is anyone keeping track of these?

Santiago - 9-10-2010 at 04:02 PM

Dano - frikking genius -
forever yours,
Pinky Girdlesniffer

PS the www.skeetersbreeders.com is priceless.

mtgoat666 - 9-10-2010 at 04:03 PM

Quote:

skeet:
your list of accomplishments is not consistent with your nasty demeanor. i suspect that you were once pleasant. now you are a nasty old fart.
perhaps you and fulano can design your baja sur website together.

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bajahowodd
Sheesh! At least he hasn't threatened to burn Qurans for publicity.

Wasn't Skeet in the Koran War? I think I remember something like that.

kaybaj - 9-10-2010 at 04:05 PM

:yawn:

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaybaj
:yawn:

Hey....it's a slow news day. :lol:

Bajahowodd - 9-10-2010 at 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS

Quote:

Originally posted by kaybaj
:yawn:

Hey....it's a slow news day. :lol:

No need to apologize, Dennis. I thought it was funny.

Bajatripper - 9-10-2010 at 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gnukid

So, let us bid adieu to disruptive characters and perhaps ignore them though its true it's hard to, yet participating can be so wasteful.

But Skeeterman is the only toy I have on this site. He's like one of those dolls you pull the string on, and it spouts out the same load of crap every time. Do I have to give him up?

Bajatripper - 9-10-2010 at 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS

Wasn't Skeet in the Koran War? I think I remember something like that.

Or was it WWII? I think I remember that he forgets which war he was in.

Bajatripper - 9-10-2010 at 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by longlegsinlapaz

Quote:

Originally posted by bajalera
Well, I intend to drink booze and smoke pot, but have decided I'm not gonna git nekkid and you can all be glad of that.

And thank GAWD we don't need to argue over the getting nekkid part! I've already promised your kid I wouldn't let you go astray! :lol:

If you do that, how is Mom ever to get into one of those "Good Grannies Gone Bad" videos I hear so much about?

mike odell - 9-10-2010 at 04:31 PM

I just used Dano's name formula, to come up with Skeets new name!!!
I now have pacifico all over my keyboard!!!! READY? DRUM ROLL!
Skeet is now.........Snotty Diaper Pants :lol:

Of course I am now....Flunky Bubble Brain
God, my sides hurt

DanO - 9-10-2010 at 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS

Quote:

Originally posted by longlegsinlapaz
passengerizes

Another Skeetism. Is anyone keeping track of these?

Your wish is my command (just had more coffee, er, I mean, DOPE!). I've gathered the Skeeterisms from this thread (that I could find among the vast trove of comedy gold) and have taken the liberty of adding my own translations. Enjoy:

Parrilell 28 -- Not that I have any personal knowledge, but doesn't this sound like the name of a French strip club? I wonder what Skeeter's been up to . . . .

Kyackers -- People on your boat who never shut up.

Adventuers -- People who like their vacations tough and their beef jerky even tougher.

Commercial Sullort -- I have to admit, this one has me stumped. I googled "sullort" but all I got was Skeet's post and a bunch of typos. Anyone want to take a run at this one?

FolkswhohaveadegreeofCommonSense -- This means individuals interested in Adventure etc. not Bull Puckey and Dope and Politics (in that order). Duh! Haven't you been paying attention?

Bull Pukey -- According to Dennis, this comes out of the front of the bull, not the back like Bull Puckey.

DEgenerate -- A verb meaning to take away one's generator.

Nekid/Nekkid -- Naked, I think. Could also be a spanish name for baby formula.

Wevsites -- Discussion forums in an alternative internet universe where the moderators have the supernatural ability to know sight unseen whether posters are nekid and/or pot drinkers, and to consequently prevent said nekid pot drinkers from posting so as to maintain the purity of the forums' gene pools. Or something.

Woners -- Scary people who wear black trenchcoats, wone wevsites and hunt wabbits.

Diaperheads -- I think we've beaten this one pretty much to death, but it was damn good while it lasted, wasn't it?

True Lover of Freedom -- Skeet. Oh, and Chuck Norris.

Bad-<outhing -- Not sure, but it seems dirty.

Breeding Factory -- The first phase in the creation of a wevsite that will dominate the world because it is run and frequented only by the clones of True Lovers of Freedom that are created at the Breeding Factory, Inc.

Physico -- Describes people who like to go to the doctor every few years to bend over and cough and take a leak in a cup.

Chicken Smith -- Covered above, but no word from Skeet yet on whether I got it right.

Penlicans -- I think this is a kind of hardtack made by the indians from nuts, berries, and Pelican poop, but I could be wrong. I'll try googling a recipe.

Children,s Posts -- Anything posted by me, apparently.

Stay tuned.

DENNIS - 9-10-2010 at 05:28 PM

:lol:

Excellent. Book'im DanO. :lol:

maspacifico - 9-10-2010 at 05:39 PM

DanO......That is scary. Waaay too much time on your hands.... But, I think a search through the archives of Nomads is in order for someone of your talents. There is gold in them thar hills!! If the penlicans haven't gotten all of it...

Skeet/Loreto - 9-11-2010 at 06:33 AM

I AM A DING DONG DADDY FROM DUMAS! WATCH ME DO MY STUFF!!

Let's back up and regroup folks

Lee - 9-11-2010 at 08:02 AM

Skeet started this thread with a great idea. The BCS crowd is probably a more aware group of people than the BCN crowd. I love Ensenada and even El Rosario -- but there is nothing up North that comes close to Cabo, Todos, La Paz, and even GN. Mulege? Beats every town up North. Skeet is on to something -- and the rabblerousers on this forum have taken his GREAT idea and high jacked this thread into a Let's Beat Skeet and His Ideas Up free-for-all. This stuff comes across as fun and playful pokes but sometimes, it's insensitive and down right mean spirited.

I don't support some of the over-the-top comments Skeet throws out.

And there's nothing wrong with tootin' your own horn, as Skeet tends to do every now and then. Credit where credit is due, I say.

Let's not discredit the message because of the appearance of the messenger. A BCS Forum just makes good sense. BN has spawned mutants like Maggie (respectfully), Fulano, Joe, and others who I think are true BCN'ers.

Clearly, Skeet is a BCS'er and proud of it. I can't think of a better town than Loreto to be associated with. Unless it's Todos, Pescadero, Mulege, Cabo and San Jose del Cabo. To each their own.

Glad we're not all comparing Resumes here. Skeet would be among some others at the top of the Heap.

Iflyfish - 9-11-2010 at 08:12 AM

Commercial Sullort

One who sells sullort rather than give it to their friends like any good left wing commie, pinko, liberal, berkeley type, mush for brains, pothead would do. A person who is paid to sort this sort of thing out.

Iflyfishinaweofdano'sverbaltourdeforce

Skeet/Loreto - 9-11-2010 at 08:25 AM

thank You Lee for your Post.

I think that there are some real differences in the People who come to Baja Sur for the Adventures as opposed to those who live in the North closer to the Cities., I do give credit to those in the Mountains as most seem to be like the Good Folks of the South.
If and When we do get a Baja Sur Website we cou;ld all work to keep it about Baja Sur and not Personalities of the Poster.
Wish Doug would come up with a Complete Seperate Site and Discussion Board.

I will keep trying.

gnukid - 9-11-2010 at 11:58 AM

Forums come in a few flavors, most are open source applications where development is shared. The main applications are Phpbb and phpNuke or variations of these, another examples includes SMF simple machines forum. Open source development allows many people to work to stop hackers who might compromise the forum. Other methods include subscription based software that commercial developers work for you to maintain for a price.

Anyone can install these applications fairly simply and affordably, for example one could go to http://godaddy.com setup an economical account for about $5/month or even for free and go to the applications sections and install PHPBB or SMF for free, you can easily customize the forums, sub forums and the look and feel of the forum with a simple administration interface that anyone can use.

The problems come later on, as maintenance is required, or data backup and restore, dealing with increased traffic and of course trolls and hackers.

If skeet is interested he could ask his niece to help or use the extended FreeMason network of system administrators.

DENNIS - 9-11-2010 at 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
I think that there are some real differences in the People who come to Baja Sur for the Adventures as opposed to those who live in the North closer to the Cities

We, who grunge our way through life in the northern Baja wastelands, are closer to God than our friends and neighbors to the south. Anybody who has studied geography knows that.
I mean, all you have to do, Skeet, is observe a half full/empty bottle of beer. The top half is filled with the pure air of heaven while the bottom half is filled with pukey pollutants.

By the way...we're closer to Santa as well, but we'll save that one till December.

BajaBlanca - 9-11-2010 at 04:18 PM

nah nah nah, God is Brazilian (anyone Brazilian knows that) so ... whoever lives closest to La Bocana (BCS) is closest to God, be it Baja Sur or Baja Norte.

and furthermore, we Brazilians think our country is fantastic, wonderful, beautiful and downright amazing. So, waaaaaaay back in the day, someone asked God - whilst he was creating the world - why he made Brazil so gorgeous ?????????????

I know it is gorgeous, he answered, one of the most gorgeous places on Earth BUT wait til you see the people I am going to populate it with.

We still say God is Brazilian, though. But Dennis is definitely closer to Santa.

Still and all, I am not sure why we would want to limit the input to anyone Baja Sur only ???????? It is like drinking only French wine or eating only Argentinian beef or drinking only German beer. Maybe someone lives NOB or in BN but still loves Baja Sur and is knowledgeable enough to make a difference in information posted ????? Isn't a difference/variety of opinion the spice of life ? Please don't attack, I am thin skinned and am simply voicing an opinion ..... and trying to understand the purpose. I just haven't been convinced it is a good idea, yet.

DENNIS - 9-11-2010 at 04:42 PM

You'll see the light when someone turns it on, Blanca.
You're doing just fine.

BajaBlanca - 9-12-2010 at 04:37 AM

now that's a good line, Dennis :yes:

vandenberg - 9-12-2010 at 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BajaBlanca
Brazilians think our country is fantastic, wonderful, beautiful and downright amazing. So, waaaaaaay back in the day, someone asked God - whilst he was creating the world - why he made Brazil so gorgeous ?????????????

I know it is gorgeous, he answered, one of the most gorgeous places on Earth BUT wait til you see the people I am going to populate it with.

Portuguese. :?:

Ken Bondy - 9-12-2010 at 08:26 AM

This thread reminds me of something my daughter Coleen wrote describing a wonderful Baja trip in 2001. Excerpts from her log follow. These are her opinions only, but I thought they were relevant to this thread. At least how this thread started:

"We left Meling Ranch early on Thursday morning, and headed for Rosarito. It was hard for me to leave Meling, because it was essentially the end of our adventure. Maybe it's because I don't expect the magic of Baja to happen near the border that it doesn't happen. Or maybe it's because it is really nothing like the further reaches of Baja, and the type of people it attracts -- both gringos and Mexicans -- are different. But I was right, anyway. Nothing magic happened once we left Meling and the sparsely populated parts of Baja.....

.....Being here [Rosarito Beach] reminds me of being in Vegas. I can find things to enjoy, like the spa, and maybe do some shopping (although I would much rather shop here than in Vegas). I did buy some beautiful Mexican blankets. But my heart's not in it. Tourists are constantly accosted on the street here by kids and adults selling chiclets and all kinds of junk. It makes you feel like a target instead of a person. That just doesn't happen anywhere else in Baja except Cabo San Lucas, which is why I would never go there for a vacation. Except for Tijuana, La Paz is the biggest city in Baja, and I have never felt like a big American target there. People treat you like another human being, with respect and dignity. The same way I treat them. I know a lot of Americans come here and act like jerks--that a lot of Americans come to places like this just so they can act like jerks. So there is a reason why we are treated this way here. But I really only like going to places where those kinds of Americans don't go, so I am not lumped in with them.....

.....I'm writing this from my hotel room [Rosarito Beach Hotel], on the last night of our vacation. I've got so many great memories swimming through my head. On balance, it's been nice to decompress here a bit before going back to my "real life." But this place is only a resting spot for me, not somewhere I will dream about, or somewhere that will get under my skin and make me itch to return. This place actually makes me want to turn tail and get as far south as I can, short of Cabo, of course. Because it will only go downhill from here. San Francisco is about as civilized and techologized as you can get, and that's far, far too civilized for me, thank you very much.

I'll take a palapa on the beach without running water, electricity, cell phones, regular phones, palm pilots, the Internet, or annoying sales people any day. But I might just bring my laptop so I can write about the color of the sunrise on the Sea of Cortez, and photograph it with my digital camera. And I might just post all that rhapsodizing on my website later so you all can read about it. And of course I'll check my email to see if you have written me yet.

DENNIS - 9-12-2010 at 08:40 AM

Good story, Ken. There's been a lot of Pacifico under the bridge since 2001. Has your daughter been back since?

Ken Bondy - 9-12-2010 at 08:43 AM

Thanks Dennis. We did another trip the next year (2002), but then having a baby and raising a son got in the way of our Baja trips.

DENNIS - 9-12-2010 at 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ken Bondy
Thanks Dennis. We did another trip the next year (2002), but then having a baby and raising a son got in the way of our Baja trips.

Oh, well....I guess you can go to Baja anytime from any place since it's largely a state of mind. :light:

Thanks, Ken.

Pompano - 9-12-2010 at 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DENNIS

Quote:

Originally posted by Ken Bondy
Thanks Dennis. We did another trip the next year (2002), but then having a baby and raising a son got in the way of our Baja trips.

Oh, well....I guess you can go to Baja anytime from any place since it's largely a state of mind. :light:

Thanks, Ken.

Exactly, Dennis....I find 'Baja' in lots of places. Like where I am now..about 3000 miles north of Coyote Bay. :yes:

Skipjack Joe - 9-12-2010 at 09:52 AM

Ken,

Is the full story posted on her website? If so, and it's a public website, will you share it?

wilderone - 9-12-2010 at 09:56 AM

you children should move this to off-topic

Ken Bondy - 9-12-2010 at 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skipjack Joe
Ken,

Is the full story posted on her website? If so, and it's a public website, will you share it?

http://www.coleenbondy.com/personal/travel/baja_escape/index...

Ken Bondy - 9-12-2010 at 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wilderone
you children should move this to off-topic

Gosh Dad, I kinda thought it WAS the topic.

Iflyfish - 9-12-2010 at 01:57 PM

Thanks Ken, loved your daughter's blog.

Iflyfish

DENNIS - 9-12-2010 at 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ken Bondy
Gosh Dad,

That would be Mom. And a cranky one at that. :lol:

BajaBlanca - 9-12-2010 at 04:05 PM

she writes wonderfully.

vgabndo - 9-12-2010 at 08:44 PM

Skeet referring to this site:

"It is getting to where it is controlled by a Bunch of Norte DOPERS."

It seems, Skeet, that the above is your main reason for wanting to start your own BCS discussion board. I encourage you to do so. If you do, be aware that it is likely to be populated by a bunch of dopers because ALCOHOL is dope. Just because it is the kind of dope of which you approve does not make it any less "dope" than any other mind altering chemical depressant.

It has been my observation that people on this board, when discussing dope in its various forms, have been referring to a preference for alcohol or cannibis. I don't remember a single instance of someone defending the use of methamphetemins, cocaine, heroin, or any other substance which might be described as hard dope. (narcotics)

I invite you to read through the voluminous Nomads threads which have compared the social costs of alcohol and cannibis in our culture. You are a member of a small minority who continue to try to force your narrow-minded views on everyone else. It makes it impossible to resist calling you out as a besotted hoarmonger; the latter which you have admitted, and the former which is often painfully obvious.
Throwing in being an evangelist and a member of a dark secret society further refines your minority status.

Please don't blame us if YOU don't fit-in.

CaboRon - 9-13-2010 at 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vgabndo
Skeet referring to this site:

"It is getting to where it is controlled by a Bunch of Norte DOPERS."

It seems, Skeet, that the above is your main reason for wanting to start your own BCS discussion board. I encourage you to do so. If you do, be aware that it is likely to be populated by a bunch of dopers because ALCOHOL is dope. Just because it is the kind of dope of which you approve does not make it any less "dope" than any other mind altering chemical depressant.

It has been my observation that people on this board, when discussing dope in its various forms, have been referring to a preference for alcohol or cannibis. I don't remember a single instance of someone defending the use of methamphetemins, cocaine, heroin, or any other substance which might be described as hard dope. (narcotics)

I invite you to read through the voluminous Nomads threads which have compared the social costs of alcohol and cannibis in our culture. You are a member of a small minority who continue to try to force your narrow-minded views on everyone else. It makes it impossible to resist calling you out as a besotted hoarmonger; the latter which you have admitted, and the former which is often painfully obvious.
Throwing in being an evangelist and a member of a dark secret society further refines your minority status.

Please don't blame us if YOU don't fit-in.

How True .... How True ....

Perhaps skeet should call his new board the BS board :lol:

Skeet/Loreto - 9-13-2010 at 07:46 AM

The reference to a"dark secret Society" show your Ignorance Vag.
FreeMasonry is not a Secret Society but a Society with some Secrets. It is the Oldest Fraternity in the World/ Some of its Members have been:

Mosart
Kipling
Ben Franklin
Oscar Wilde
George Washington
John Wayne
Buzz Aldrin

I am proud to fit in with a Society of Brothers who beleive in Brotherly Love, Relief, and Truth.

Skeet/Loreto - 9-13-2010 at 07:50 AM

In Mexico alone in the Past year or so there has been over 6,000 Killing due to DOPE!

In the United States of America the Largest number of Criminals in Prisons are from DOPE related Crimes.

Everyday many Men. Women, and Chidren are being killed by DOPERS Driving Cars.

Our Hospitals are crowded each night and Day by DOPE related Injuries!

I am very Happy that I do not FIT in with Your Crowd Vag.

Keep it up, just think you may Kill someones Child someday!

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