BajaNomad

I am on a 20 year quest (since I'll be 60 soon)

karmatourer - 2-22-2011 at 01:13 AM

to prevent locals from putting mayonaise on hotdogs and pizza.:mad:I figure a dispenser that can detect which food item is near the dispenser will do the trick.
And a worldwide quest to ban pineapple and ham (Hawaiian) pizza.:mad:
That's all for today.

nbacc - 2-22-2011 at 07:15 AM

good luck!

burnrope - 2-22-2011 at 07:37 AM

How is this related to Baja? If you don't want mayo on the crap you eat, don't put it on it. Who are you to tell other people what to eat? There's a show called "An Idiot Abroad" and in the episode filmed in China the main character in the show watches a woman eating fried scorpians on a stick. He ponders if she decides whether to eat the head or the ass first.

Marc - 2-22-2011 at 07:46 AM

Good Luck.

bajaguy - 2-22-2011 at 07:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
How is this related to Baja? If you don't want mayo on the crap you eat, don't put it on it. Who are you to tell other people what to eat?





Agree!!!!!!!!.........and don't tell me what type of pizza I can have!!!!!!!!! :fire:

[Edited on 2-22-2011 by bajaguy]

Bob H - 2-22-2011 at 08:02 AM

Some folks like to dip their french fries in mayonaise. Who cares?

stevelaubly - 2-22-2011 at 08:07 AM

Move to Costa Rica...The mayo there is horrible, you can't get any good mayo, and hardly anybody eats it there!

Let's see...relate to Baja...

From Baja you can drive up to SD and get good mayo. From CR you have to fly to the US:(

Hell ...I love grilled George Foreman's catwiches

mcfez - 2-22-2011 at 08:13 AM

Yeah Baby...hold da mayo and extra pickles

FYI: this is Baja related....this is a Baja cat :)

grill.jpg - 8kB

Martyman - 2-22-2011 at 09:41 AM

Cat...the other white meat!

Barry A. - 2-22-2011 at 09:49 AM

My favorite pizza------Hawaiian

My favorite condiment-------Best Foods Mayo, yes on hot dogs, too.

My favorite animal--------kitty

So shoot me!!!! :fire: :lol:

(I was thinking of the lickin Baja cat all the while writing this, thus it is "Baja related".)

Barry

goldhuntress - 2-22-2011 at 09:57 AM

Best Foods Mayo rules!!! I mince garlic into mayo and use it a tartar/aioli for fish, mainly seared ahi, yum:P

[Edited on 2-22-2011 by goldhuntress]

BajaGringo - 2-22-2011 at 10:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Barry A.
My favorite pizza------Hawaiian

My favorite condiment-------Best Foods Mayo, yes on hot dogs, too.

My favorite animal--------kitty

So shoot me!!!! :fire: :lol:

(I was thinking of the lickin Baja cat all the while writing this, thus it is "Baja related".)

Barry


I´m with you on this one Barry!

:lol:

Barry A. - 2-22-2011 at 10:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by soulpatch
Mayo is so easy to make.
Sheesh, takes five minutes for the easiest and best mayo you'll ever have.
Throw a little basil or chopped chile in there and it's AWESOME.

Then you squeeze that cat inside that grill, mayo it up and serve it
on a Bronx-size piece of pie with pineapple and ham and you're living.

I am certain I have eaten cat before in baja.....that has to make this on topic, right?
I know they used to serve it up regularly at Kampai in Oxnard in between periodic closings by the health department.....and Oxnard is like, what, Mexico's 8th largest city, right?
Am I close?


That Baja "cat recipe" is NOT approved by George Foreman-------voids the warrantee------and is evil!!! Kitties rule (just ask one) :lol:

barry

BillP - 2-22-2011 at 11:36 AM

How ya gonna make a perfect Louie or tuna salad without Best Foods Mayo?

bajamedic - 2-22-2011 at 11:50 AM


Hmm, now I think I know who designed their add. JH :cool:

[Edited on 2-22-2011 by BajaNomad]

While you're questing...

Dave - 2-22-2011 at 12:14 PM

Could you stop Mexicans from parking in behind my car and blocking me in?

It doesn't matter if I'm the only car on the lot. A Mexican will find a way to park behind it.

BTW, I took the, "This is a stupid gringo's car and it's OK to park behind it" sticker off the bumper. Hasn't improved the situation one bit. :rolleyes:

DENNIS - 2-22-2011 at 12:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
It doesn't matter if I'm the only car on the lot. A Mexican will find a way to park behind it.



It's a spiritual thing. The Mexicans believe everything has a soul, including their car, and the soul gets lonely. They park on top of you to give company to the Alma of the auto. It makes it run better. :biggrin:

DENNIS - 2-22-2011 at 12:29 PM

Who stretched the thread? It's hanging out the right side of my monitor.

Barry A. - 2-22-2011 at 12:44 PM

Dennis----------you need a new monitor------mine is 20 inches wide and no "stretch" problem. :P

Barry

karmatourer - 2-22-2011 at 12:48 PM

1) I live in Baja
2)I don't eat crap
3)Maybe,just maybe,you could purchase a sense of humor with your next pension check-or not!:P
4)you're not worthy of any further response-see #3
Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
How is this related to Baja? If you don't want mayo on the crap you eat, don't put it on it. Who are you to tell other people what to eat? There's a show called "An Idiot Abroad" and in the episode filmed in China the main character in the show watches a woman eating fried scorpians on a stick. He ponders if she decides whether to eat the head or the burro first.

karmatourer - 2-22-2011 at 12:50 PM

Wow,I didn't know any Mexicans were named Barry!:lol:
Quote:
Originally posted by Barry A.
My favorite pizza------Hawaiian

My favorite condiment-------Best Foods Mayo, yes on hot dogs, too.

My favorite animal--------kitty

So shoot me!!!! :fire: :lol:

(I was thinking of the lickin Baja cat all the while writing this, thus it is "Baja related".)

Barry

karmatourer - 2-22-2011 at 12:52 PM

Best Foods Mayo Rules!(when Kraft with olive oil isn't available-like it ever will be down here).
Quote:
Originally posted by BillP
How ya gonna make a perfect Louie or tuna salad without Best Foods Mayo?


[Edited on 2-22-2011 by karmatourer]

karmatourer - 2-22-2011 at 12:56 PM

Sorry Dave,I have a strict 2 quest limit-possibly McFez has room for one more in between feline grilling sessions.I do feel your pain though.
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
Could you stop Mexicans from parking in behind my car and blocking me in?

It doesn't matter if I'm the only car on the lot. A Mexican will find a way to park behind it.

BTW, I took the, "This is a stupid gringo's car and it's OK to park behind it" sticker off the bumper. Hasn't improved the situation one bit. :rolleyes:


[Edited on 2-22-2011 by karmatourer]

Cypress - 2-22-2011 at 01:00 PM

Ever try the Mayo made from grape seed? Very good. Can't remember the name. :D

burnrope - 2-22-2011 at 01:25 PM

I didn't mean to strike such a chord. I'm just tired of other people telling me how to live. Maybe you could have done a better job of relating Baja to your original post.
If you don't want an abortion, don't have one.
If you're against guns, don't own one.
If you don't like fur coats, don't wear one.
If you're agains eating meat, don't eat it.
You get my gist.
As far as collecting a pension, I'm far from it. I'm self employed, pay over 50% in Federal, State income taxes and Social Security. I'm self employed, which means that I pay for all of my Social Security, around 15%.
Leave being humorous to people that are humorous.

50%???

Dave - 2-22-2011 at 01:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
I'm self employed, pay over 50% in Federal, State income taxes and Social Security.


Sounds as if you're in need of a good financial advisor.

ELINVESTIG8R - 2-22-2011 at 01:48 PM

I was once at a Rancho out in the boonies of La Baja which shall remain nameless.
No, it was not Rancho El Metate, San Juan De Dios. I was eating lunch when I was offered mayonnaise from a gallon jug sitting on the table. I looked inside of the jug and found the mayonnaise was not its normal color but instead was a dark gray. Everyone present but me was scooping it out by the spoonful. As you all know most little ranchitos do not have electricity or refrigeration. I of course declined the mayonnaise and did not have the heart to tell them they were eating poison. I guess their system was used to it as none got sick. Had I of eaten it I would have gotten sicker that you know what or died. They probably would have gotten sick too had I told them.

PS: I love mayonnaise on everything!

karmatourer - 2-22-2011 at 04:29 PM

Since you make so much money,I suggest you too purchase a sense of humor.
And I refer to this response:
1) I live in Baja
2)I don't eat crap
3)Maybe,just maybe,you could purchase a sense of humor with your next pension check-or not!
And yes you DID mean to strike such a chord,otherwise you would not have responded in such a manner.
Have a Coke and a smile.
I see,you tell me I should not tell others how to live but you tell me to,"Leave being humorous to people that are humorous".
Pot-kettle.:lol: at you.
Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
I didn't mean to strike such a chord. I'm just tired of other people telling me how to live. Maybe you could have done a better job of relating Baja to your original post.
If you don't want an abortion, don't have one.
If you're against guns, don't own one.
If you don't like fur coats, don't wear one.
If you're agains eating meat, don't eat it.
You get my gist.
As far as collecting a pension, I'm far from it. I'm self employed, pay over 50% in Federal, State income taxes and Social Security. I'm self employed, which means that I pay for all of my Social Security, around 15%.
Leave being humorous to people that are humorous.

Bajahowodd - 2-22-2011 at 04:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by karmatourer
Since you make so much money,I suggest you too purchase a sense of humor.
And I refer to this response:
1) I live in Baja
2)I don't eat crap
3)Maybe,just maybe,you could purchase a sense of humor with your next pension check-or not!
And yes you DID mean to strike such a chord,otherwise you would not have responded in such a manner.
Have a Coke and a smile.
I see,you tell me I should not tell others how to live but you tell me to,"Leave being humorous to people that are humorous".
Pot-kettle.:lol: at you.



Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
I didn't mean to strike such a chord. I'm just tired of other people telling me how to live. Maybe you could have done a better job of relating Baja to your original post.
If you don't want an abortion, don't have one.
If you're against guns, don't own one.
If you don't like fur coats, don't wear one.
If you're agains eating meat, don't eat it.
You get my gist.
As far as collecting a pension, I'm far from it. I'm self employed, pay over 50% in Federal, State income taxes and Social Security. I'm self employed, which means that I pay for all of my Social Security, around 15%.
Leave being humorous to people that are humorous.


Maybe you two should get a room! :lol::P:lol:

karmatourer - 2-22-2011 at 04:35 PM

:lol::o:lol::o:lol:
That's why he's so grim.
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
I'm self employed, pay over 50% in Federal, State income taxes and Social Security.


Sounds as if you're in need of a good financial advisor.

Oso - 2-22-2011 at 04:36 PM

I like pastrami with mayo instead of mustard. It bugs Dave.:lol:

karmatourer - 2-22-2011 at 04:38 PM

I'm easy but not cheap-but apparently the money he's saving on a sense of humor can be spent on me!:spingrin:



Quote:
Originally posted by Bajahowodd
Quote:
Originally posted by karmatourer
Since you make so much money,I suggest you too purchase a sense of humor.
And I refer to this response:
1) I live in Baja
2)I don't eat crap
3)Maybe,just maybe,you could purchase a sense of humor with your next pension check-or not!
And yes you DID mean to strike such a chord,otherwise you would not have responded in such a manner.
Have a Coke and a smile.
I see,you tell me I should not tell others how to live but you tell me to,"Leave being humorous to people that are humorous".
Pot-kettle.:lol: at you.



Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
I didn't mean to strike such a chord. I'm just tired of other people telling me how to live. Maybe you could have done a better job of relating Baja to your original post.
If you don't want an abortion, don't have one.
If you're against guns, don't own one.
If you don't like fur coats, don't wear one.
If you're agains eating meat, don't eat it.
You get my gist.
As far as collecting a pension, I'm far from it. I'm self employed, pay over 50% in Federal, State income taxes and Social Security. I'm self employed, which means that I pay for all of my Social Security, around 15%.
Leave being humorous to people that are humorous.


Maybe you two should get a room! :lol::P:lol:

Oso - 2-22-2011 at 04:56 PM

I've had a lifelong pet peeve about unsolicited mustard on burgers, hot dogs etc. I hate mustard. I'm not really sure why. Maybe because it looks like baby poop?

Barry A. - 2-22-2011 at 05:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Oso
I've had a lifelong pet peeve about unsolicited mustard on burgers, hot dogs etc. I hate mustard. I'm not really sure why. Maybe because it looks like baby poop?


----even GREY POUPON??

I can't stand "yellow" mustard, but Grey Poupon is to die for used correctly (whatever that is).

barry

Bajahowodd - 2-22-2011 at 05:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Oso
I like pastrami with mayo instead of mustard. It bugs Dave.:lol:


Gotta go with Dave on that. Mayo on pastrami? It's fundamentally sacrilege. Borders on anti-semetism! :lol::lol:

DENNIS - 2-22-2011 at 05:14 PM

They use mustard for stripping floors. Can't be real good for your bung.

Special rates at...

mcfez - 2-22-2011 at 06:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bajahowodd
Quote:
Originally posted by karmatourer
Since you make so much money,I suggest you too purchase a sense of humor.
And I refer to this response:
1) I live in Baja
2)I don't eat crap
3)Maybe,just maybe,you could purchase a sense of humor with your next pension check-or not!
And yes you DID mean to strike such a chord,otherwise you would not have responded in such a manner.
Have a Coke and a smile.
I see,you tell me I should not tell others how to live but you tell me to,"Leave being humorous to people that are humorous".
Pot-kettle.:lol: at you.



Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
I didn't mean to strike such a chord. I'm just tired of other people telling me how to live. Maybe you could have done a better job of relating Baja to your original post.
If you don't want an abortion, don't have one.
If you're against guns, don't own one.
If you don't like fur coats, don't wear one.
If you're agains eating meat, don't eat it.
You get my gist.
As far as collecting a pension, I'm far from it. I'm self employed, pay over 50% in Federal, State income taxes and Social Security. I'm self employed, which means that I pay for all of my Social Security, around 15%.
Leave being humorous to people that are humorous.


Maybe you two should get a room! :lol::P:lol:



Thats a great idea. Rent a room at the No Tell Motel

Call room service and order the grilled cat tacos with mayo substitute on them :-)

burnrope - 2-22-2011 at 07:00 PM

Bajahowodd,
You'e posted the same lame response twice in one day to two different topics. Come on now, you can do better than that. Let's see you hit one out of the park. We're still waiting.

Opinion - Feel Free to Pile On

Gypsy Jan - 2-22-2011 at 07:04 PM

Inglehoffer Mustard - any version - Yes ;D

Real French Dijon Mustard (usually the ones in the crocks) - Yes ;D

Zatarain's Creole Mustard - any version - Yes ;D

Any craft mustard made by hand: Yes, maybe, because I haven't tasted it. ;D

American made Grey Poupon - No :no:

Icky yellow American-corporate-made mustard - No. gag me with a spoon :no:

Marc - 2-22-2011 at 07:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bajahowodd
Quote:
Originally posted by karmatourer
Since you make so much money,I suggest you too purchase a sense of humor.
And I refer to this response:
1) I live in Baja
2)I don't eat crap
3)Maybe,just maybe,you could purchase a sense of humor with your next pension check-or not!
And yes you DID mean to strike such a chord,otherwise you would not have responded in such a manner.
Have a Coke and a smile.
I see,you tell me I should not tell others how to live but you tell me to,"Leave being humorous to people that are humorous".
Pot-kettle.:lol: at you.



Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
I didn't mean to strike such a chord. I'm just tired of other people telling me how to live. Maybe you could have done a better job of relating Baja to your original post.
If you don't want an abortion, don't have one.
If you're against guns, don't own one.
If you don't like fur coats, don't wear one.
If you're agains eating meat, don't eat it.
You get my gist.
As far as collecting a pension, I'm far from it. I'm self employed, pay over 50% in Federal, State income taxes and Social Security. I'm self employed, which means that I pay for all of my Social Security, around 15%.
Leave being humorous to people that are humorous.


Maybe you two should get a room! :lol::P:lol:


The perfect couple:lol::lol::lol:

Marc - 2-22-2011 at 07:37 PM

I ate cat in Burma. I kid you not...it was good. Of course they didn't tell me what it was until after.

BTW NOTHING beats mayo on just about anything.

Also...I am not taking myself 1,500 miles to Baja wherever to eat pizza!

karmatourer - 2-23-2011 at 01:47 AM

But I bet if you lived here and really liked pizza..........
BTW,the best pizza I've had was in Nice,not Italy,at a restaurant aptly named the Pizza Restaurant.Even my relatives in Italy couldn't top it.
Quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I ate cat in Burma. I kid you not...it was good. Of course they didn't tell me what it was until after.

BTW NOTHING beats mayo on just about anything.

Also...I am not taking myself 1,500 miles to Baja wherever to eat pizza!

krafty - 2-23-2011 at 08:27 AM

I was told that it is not the mayo room temp that makes you sick, it's the chopped tomatoes when not refrigerated that can make you sicker than sick-the eating the pot. sal. at a picnic is a fallacy-but gray mayo? think i would stay away from that too!:yes:

durrelllrobert - 2-23-2011 at 09:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bob H
Some folks like to dip their french fries in mayonaise. Who cares?

...and Canadians put brown gravy on them instead of catsup. who cares :?:

durrelllrobert - 2-23-2011 at 09:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gypsy Jan
Inglehoffer American made Grey Poupon - No :no:

Icky yellow American-corporate-made mustard - No. gag me with a spoon :no:

... but that's the reason Father Junipero Sierra planted all that mustard between the missions in CA:lol::lol::lol:

durrelllrobert - 2-23-2011 at 09:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mcfez
Yeah Baby...hold da mayo and extra pickles

FYI: this is Baja related....this is a Baja cat :)
don't know about the mayo and pickles but this is the way i make my frisbees :?::?:

Wow!

mcfez - 2-23-2011 at 03:49 PM

A 1000 looks...all for Mayo! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Bajahowodd - 2-23-2011 at 05:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by burnrope
Bajahowodd,
You'e posted the same lame response twice in one day to two different topics. Come on now, you can do better than that. Let's see you hit one out of the park. We're still waiting.


Good to know that you are paying attention. I'm no fan of mindless repetition, but in this case, it made infinite sense.:lol::lol: