Coyote Sunrise

Here's a fishing story to go with the Coyote sunrise:
"THERE ARE NO FISH HERE"
This is a Canadian joke about a 'Newfie' ..


There is a Newfie who wants to go ice fishing, so he goes to the ice and cuts a hole in it.

He puts his lure into the ice-hole, sits down on his bucket and waits for a bite...then hears from above, "THERE ARE NO FISH HERE."


He leaves and goes to another spot on the ice.

Again from above comes the booming voice... "THERE ARE NO FISH HERE!"


Baffled, the guy asks, "Is this God?"


The voice responds, "NO, THIS IS THE SKATING RINK MANAGER."

[Edited on 3-19-2011 by Pompano]

thanks again... looking good